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I regularly used to inform my rabbit that she was older than God and dinosaurs, which for a rabbit, she was. Mostly however, I developed a special relationship with the semi-retarded cat belonging to my fiance's old housemates when he was my boyfriend and I was practically living at their house. His name is Maddock, but he is invariably referred to as 'Stupid Cat'. "Who's a stupid cat? You're a stupid cat! You're functionally retarded, aren't you, cat? Why don't you go fellate your brother some more and poop on J's bed, that's a good boy!" But mostly it was less saying things and more communicating/playing with him in the same language he speaks, which is body language. Leading to me hands-and-knees on the floor playing 'bat each other's paw/hand' or 'touch noses then run away'. I love that stupid cat.
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