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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Pet Island > ITT we post the silly things we say to our pets when no one else is around
 
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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


 "If you take a poo poo while im eating breakfast I'm going to kill you"

cat takes poo poo

Give her some chicken bit treats on my way out the door. Sigh.

I think placing her litter box near the door and also having the breakfast table right there may be my problem.

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Pet Island > ITT we post the silly things we say to our pets when no one else is around