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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Pet Island > ITT we post the silly things we say to our pets when no one else is around
 
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hexa
Dec 10, 2004

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom

chaos rhames posted:

A workmate of my brother apparently taught his dog to do the nazi salute. Whenever you say Heil Hitler to the dog she stands on her hind legs and raises her right paw, hoping to get a treat. Now I want to see whether anyone else has created fascist dogs. Sorry for telling you all this.

I saw a YouTube video where a guy was dog-sitting for some friends who were away on holiday. He managed to train the dog to think so that saying "kiddy porn" had the same effect as "walkies".

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