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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Pet Island > ITT we post the silly things we say to our pets when no one else is around
 
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Pig Head
Mar 9, 2006

He'll bite your face

Drum posted:

I have no shame and call Sheila various names at all times. Sheila can become:

Sheebees/Sheebs/Bees/Beebees
Boots/Poots/Poops/Boops
Fuzzguts/Fuzzbutt/Butts
Turd/Turdbird/Turdwagon
Scruff/Scruffins/Puffins/Muffins
Purrpants/Pants/Catpants


I also like to gently take one ear in each hand and make motorcycle noises at her.

I'm totally stealing Turdbird (approriate for my cat, Chicken) and Purrpants. My god this thread is hilarious and makes me feel way less retarded.

Nico, the other cat, somehow I started calling him Poochy Baloochy a few weeks ago and now he even answers to it. I live alone so I'm constantly talking to my cats. They no doubt silently judge me constantly.

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