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KungFu Grip posted:Just realized that the Pirate Plunder Match ISNT happening and now i'm really sad also sad that he's apparently not getting booked again. Pretty sure he's on the Smackdown roster, so he'll probably be on that show. E: also, I'll see what I can do re: Extreme Elimination Chamber, but it might just be a regular chamber.
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May 1, 2014 16:05
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I hope we can drive our Dolph Ziggler to be as bitter as the real one!
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Since I am awake, and will probably remember to close the voting, voting closes at noon CST!
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 ECW On SyFy - Tuesday, Week 4, 2010 Announcers:Joey Styles and Matt Striker From the Bryce Jordan center in University Park, PA Dark Match: The Machines defeated the Hart Dynasty and Ezekiel Jackson in 7:31 when Super Fast Machine defeated Tyson Kidd by pinfall. A Dark Segment: Dolph Ziggler beat John Morrison in an arm wrestling match. B The show began with Vladimir Kozlov already in the ring as Matt Striker and Joey Styles hyped tonight's card, which includes Kofi Kingston/Vladimir Kozlov for a Chamber spot, an address from Paul Heyman, and an ECW title rematch between Christian and William Regal. C, Kozlov could use something to freshen his character up. Kofi Kingston defeated Vladimir Kozlov for a spot in the WWE Title Elimination Chamber in 12:55 by pinfall with a Trouble in Paradise. B, Kozlov and Kingston have good chemistry. A graphic hyped an important address from CM Punk on Smackdown this Friday. A JTG and Shad Gaspard entered the arena dressed in Calgary Flames jerseys and holding bottles of maple syrup, and proceeded to mock the Hart Dynasty, putting on Canadian accents. C+ Pirate Paul Burchill defeated El Ordinario in 4:55 by submission with a Main Sail. B- Paul Heyman came out and greeted the ECW crowd. "I know you all love me here, after all, I am the patriarch of Extreme Championship Wrestling. But I'm not here to talk about me, I'm here to talk about my new client... CM PUNK. I know what you're thinking, have I gone crazy? Has the most cunning manager in professional wrestling today fallen prey to a charismatic cult leader? Absolutely not. Despite my name, I was not stricken blind on the road to Damascus, and my eyes were never covered with scales. I see clearly who and what CM Punk is, and what he is is the best wrestler in the world today. He has been the best in the world since founding the SES, he has been the best in the world since he first cashed in Money In The Bank, and he has been the best in the world since yours truly, Paul Heyman, brought him to WWE. I don't trust him, because I don't need trust. I have an unshakeable, unbreakable, impenetrable certainty that CM Punk and the Straight Edge Society will never be defeated. Trust in THAT!" B+ William Regal defeated Christian in an ECW title rematch in 16:31 by pinfall with a Knee Trembler. During the match we also had Batista run in and attack Christian. B+ After the match, Batista cut a promo. "For the first time since 2006, the ECW title is gonna be defended in an Elimination Chamber match! And I got news for ya, Christian, even if you manage to eliminate my buddy, the champ, William Regal, you still won't eliminate me, and the Hash Tag Villains are still gonna hold HASH TAG GOLD!" B Overall rating: B
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May 1, 2014 19:47
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So how'd the voting turn out, and who are the Machines actually?
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May 1, 2014 20:40
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I too am very curious about the machines because they're popping a lot of A ranks.
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May 1, 2014 20:44
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 WWE Smackdown - Tuesday, Week 4, 2010 Announcers: Michael Cole and Matt Striker From the Bryce Jordan center in University Park, PA Dark Match: Goldust and Yoshi Tatsu beat the New New Rockers in 7:59 when Yoshi Tatsu defeated Matt Jackson by pinfall with a Roundhouse Kick. C+ Dark Segment: Pirate Paul Burchill is seen breaking into Vance Archer's locker and stealing his wallet. "Aye matey, I can buy whole kegs of rum with this booty!" B- The show begins with Jack Swagger and Coach Zeb backstage with a platform. Coach Zeb begins to speak. "All you sweathogs out there with your philly cheesesteaks, your Tastykakes, and your pretzels should be ashamed of yourselves, and tonight, the Real All-American, Jack Swagger is going to show you just how shameful you are by performing the Harvard Step Test all through Smackdown! Jack, start stepping!" Jack begins to step onto and off of the platform at a constant pace, not stopping even as the camera cuts away for the next segment. B, Colter and Swagger have excellent chemistry. Cryme Time beat The Hart Dynasty in 8:03 when Shad defeated David Hart Smith by pinfall with a Recoil. C+, Shad could use something to freshen his character up. American Dragon defeated Pirate Paul Burchill in 7:42 by submission with a LeBell Lock. C, Dragon and Burchill have no chemistry. We cut backstage as Jack Swagger is continuing the step test, not even breaking a sweat. Coach Colter is talking to him. "Keep going, Jack, you can do it!" "I sure can, Coach, because unlike these Pennsylvania sweathogs, I don't gorge myself on beer and sausages all day!" "drat right, Jack!" C+ Vince McMahon and Triple H come out and talk. "Now I know you all saw me beat down my former friend Shawn Michaels on Raw, but I've been thinking that I might not have been being fair. So I've decided to give him a little chance, you know, for old times sake. Me and Dad here versus Shawn and a partner of his choice on Raw next week. But Shawn, no matter who you choose, I'm still The Game, and they can't beat me." A+ Drew McIntyre beat Dolph Ziggler by countout in an IC Title rematch in 7:46 when Dolph Ziggler was willingly counted out. B-, Dolph and Drew have great chemistry. CM Punk, The Apostle Paul Heyman, Andrew Masters and Luke Gallows all come out to address the masses, but before Punk can talk, JeriShow's music hits. Both Jericho and Big Show are not their usual selves, there is a haunted look in their eyes. Jericho begins to talk. "I drink. I have a drinking problem. I've even drunk and drove, and before Sunday night I thought I was fine. I saw something that night that shook my soul, and when you get up here and talk you seem so... at peace with yourself. You seem at one with your soul. I want that peace. Take my hair. Take me, my body is yours, my voice is yours, my soul is yours. Make me like you, Punk." Big Show begins to talk as well. "I, uh, I don't drink, but that stuff about having his soul shaken, and you being at peace with yourself, well, basically what he said." CM Punk smirks. "Quite the eloquent giant, aren't you? No matter, the Straight Edge Society accepts all seekers of peace who promise to follow the Straight Edge lifestyle, whether they can speak well or not." They then all recite the Straight Edge Society pledge, and Jericho's head is shaved. A, Paul Heyman was very underwhelming. Beth Phoenix beat Mickie James in 7:52 by pinfall with a Glam Slam. C+, Phoenix and James have no chemistry. We cut backstage again as Jack Swagger is still performing the step test, by now obviously tiring. When Coach Colter tells him the test is complete, he sits down and counts heartbeats. Once he's counted, Coach Colter plugs the information into the Fitness Index Equation. "120, well above excellent! I'd like to see any of these Pennsylvania sweathogs get half that!" C+ The Undertaker(w/Paul Bearer) beat Mike Knox in 12:56 by pinfall with a Tombstone. B, not enough selling shown. After the match, CM Punk and the new SES recruits Chris Jericho and The Big Show attempt to beat down The Undertaker, but The Machines interrupt and clear the ring, with Super Strong Machine bodyslamming Big Show, Super Technical Machine escaping every hold CM Punk tries to attempt, and Super Fast Machine dazzling Jericho with moves from every angle. CM Punk keeps his cool, but you can see he's somewhat put off by Super Technical Machine. A+, Punk was very underwhelming. Randy Orton and Rey Mysterio beat John Cena and Carlito for spots in the WHC Elimination Chamber match in 22:34 when Rey Mysterio defeated Carlito by pinfall with a Droppin' Da Dime. A After the match, The Legacy beat down Rey Mysterio. "You may be a veteran, Rey, but we... are a Legacy." A Overall rating: B+, Mike Knox was slightly overused.
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May 1, 2014 20:48
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Super Technical Machine must be Scott Steiner, it's the only way to explain those ratings.
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CapnAndy posted:So how'd the voting turn out, and who are the Machines actually? CHIKARA and SHIMMER have both rejected becoming child companies for us, but NOAH and NJPW have both accepted working relationships. Slam Master J and Byron Saxton have been released, and Claudio Castagnoli and Chris Hero are being hired. There will be an Extreme Elimination Chamber, we are going to war with TNA, and Dolph Ziggler has been warned. And the Machines are wearing masks to hide their identities, dummy! You're not supposed to know who they are!
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WWE Board Meeting 7 The Machines Who do you believe they are? This question will not decide the direction of their storyline, but I will probably post a few of the more interesting guesses. NOAH's Ark What NOAH talent should we hire now that we are in a working relationship? Top choice will be hired. KENTA Naomichi Marifuji Takeshi Morishima Kenta Kobashi New Japan More Like New Jobbers What NJPW talent should we hire now that we are in a working relationship? Top 2 choices will be hired. Hiroshi Tanahashi Giant Bernard Jushin Liger Shinsuke Nakamura Total Nonstop Warfare What TNA talent should we try to snipe away? Top 4 choices will be approached. Jay Lethal Amazing Kong Motor City Machine Guns Team 3D Nigel McGuinness Kazarian Christopher Daniels Daffney Consequences Creed Enter the Wu Tang (Elimination Chambers) There are currently 4 spots open in the WWE Title EC, and 3 each in the WHC and ECW title ECs. Please suggest possible entrants. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1L6hFOl8v86x4mZc8cdh1VvB5VOKW5xPSDCOShekznQ8/viewform?usp=send_form Voting will close midnight or noon Friday.
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May 1, 2014 21:13
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Holy poo poo, I think I figured out the Machines the second I hit the 'submit' button. But I stand by initial guess as well.
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May 1, 2014 21:19
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Writer Cath posted:Holy poo poo, I think I figured out the Machines the second I hit the 'submit' button. KFG was actually able to guess 2 out of 3.
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May 1, 2014 21:21
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I Before E posted:From the Bryce Jordan center in University Park, PA 
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May 1, 2014 21:24
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I really hope that Super Fast Machine is somehow Jeff Hardy 
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May 1, 2014 21:25
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I Before E posted:KFG was actually able to guess 2 out of 3. I'm legitimately offended that my guess wasn't correct. What the hell is wrong with you?
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May 1, 2014 21:25
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Writer Cath posted:I'm legitimately offended that my guess wasn't correct. What the hell is wrong with you? I can't clone Heath Slater!!!
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May 1, 2014 21:26
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I Before E posted:I can't clone Heath Slater!!! Have you tried?
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May 1, 2014 21:27
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May 1, 2014 21:33
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schweens posted:I have to be right No, I have to be right. Don't worry IbE I will keep it to myself.
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May 1, 2014 22:00
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drat it, I didn't realise Awesome Kong was one of the talents we could try to grab from TNA. I demand to change my vote.
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May 1, 2014 23:30
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sunsweet posted:drat it, I didn't realise Awesome Kong was one of the talents we could try to grab from TNA. I demand to change my vote. done.
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May 1, 2014 23:42
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Did you like my guess? I think I nailed it
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Votes are in, Raw and Superstars will run soon. WWE will be approaching KENTA from NOAH, Giant Bernard and Jushin Liger from NJPW, and  since there was a fuckin 4-way tie for second place, Amazing Kong, the MCMG, Team 3D, Nigel, AND Chris Daniels(as well as Kazarian because I already accidentally opened negotiations while checking if we could indeed try for people on exclusive PPA deals). Your suggestions for Chamber participants have been considered, and the entrants will be revealed in the coming weeks.
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May 2, 2014 18:25
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Bad Influence in the WWE is going to own.
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May 2, 2014 18:27
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Mr. Russo, As a member of the female community, I am officially petitioning you to allow women to complete alongside men. We should not be content to compete for a measly pink title! We demand the WWE title! We demand WrestleMania! Thank you for your time, Mr. Russo. God bless.
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May 2, 2014 18:31
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sunsweet posted:We should not be content to compete for a measly pink title! Well right now it looks like McCool and Beth are feuding over the Women's title and not the Diva's title so there's that.
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May 2, 2014 18:33
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Ah, I wasn't sure when the Divas title took hold specifically.
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May 2, 2014 18:35
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sunsweet posted:Mr. Russo, Be careful what you wish for when you ask Vince "Mr. Misogyny" Russo for such things!!!
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May 2, 2014 18:39
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sunsweet posted:Ah, I wasn't sure when the Divas title took hold specifically. IRL, Extreme Rules 2011 was when the Women's and Divas titles were merged. Beth currently has the Divas title, and is on the hunt for Michelle McCool's Women's title.
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May 2, 2014 19:13
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I Before E posted:IRL, Extreme Rules 2011 was when the Women's and Divas titles were merged. Beth currently has the Divas title, and is on the hunt for Michelle McCool's Women's title. Night of Champions 2010.
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May 2, 2014 19:46
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Daniel Bryan posted:Night of Champions 2010. My mistake, I was thinking of the LayCool Explodes Loser Leaves WWE match.
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triplexpac posted:Be careful what you wish for when you ask Vince "Mr. Misogyny" Russo for such things!!!  VINCE RUSSO, EXECUTIVE PRESIDENT OF gently caress YOU posted:LOOK I AIN'T DA MOST TIME-HAVIN'-EST MAN IN DA WORLD, AN' I GOT MY HANDS FULL WIT SOME A DA CRAZY poo poo YA BEEN SEEIN' AROUND HERE AS OF LATELY, SO I HANDED OFF SOME A DA poo poo I DON' CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT, LIKE DA BROADS AN WHATEVER DA ECW poo poo IS, I AIN'T NEVER WORKED FER ECW, I DON' GIV A gently caress ABOUT DEM, AN' SOME OTHAH FUCKAH IS DOIN' DAT poo poo.
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May 2, 2014 20:00
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I assume that the Machines are part of the "swerve" Russo has planned?
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May 2, 2014 20:02
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Go Goldust and Yoshi actually work well together? If not, maybe reform the Major Bros or something?
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May 2, 2014 20:19
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SATURDAY, WEEK 4, JANUARY 2010 UPDATE: Claudio Castagnoli, Chris Hero, and Team 3D have rejected negotiations with WWE, claiming they are stretched too far with the amount of contracts they currently have. Amazing Kong, Christopher Daniels, Alex Shelley, Giant Bernard, and Kazarian have been signed. Happy Happyist posted:Go Goldust and Yoshi actually work well together? If not, maybe reform the Major Bros or something? I have heard no complaints about their chemistry, and their matches get decent ratings for lower midcarder matches.
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SUNDAY, WEEK 4, JANUARY 2010 UPDATE: KENTA and Jushin Liger have rejected negotiations with WWE, claiming they can make more money elsewhere. Chris Sabin has been signed. Nigel McGuinness agreed to negotiations, but did not find the initial offering acceptable.
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EMERGENCY MEETING! Networks are currently scheduling for their Spring season, and accepting proposals, and Mr. McMahon has given us the go-ahead to submit one proposal to one network. The form is here, and will be open until Smackdown has run. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/12ASepvZsad-FA3YhcWiQSEKI9gmrDtd0tmvoGlOz3r0/viewform?usp=send_form
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