Food for faeries?

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Pet Island > Food for faeries?

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

feed your fairies a diet of iron filings and holy water. post pics of the result.

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thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Fairies ground in a mill produce faerie dust at a better rate than hand ground ones. Declawing is only an issue if you're concerned about selling rather than slaughter.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2014 06:15

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Nothing proven by proper druidic studies, but plenty of anecdotal evidence that suggests it can cause bogartism or even outbreaks of redcap. Honestly I wouldn't risk it, commercial feed may not be the healthiest but it's got better quality control than homegrown. Use the dust for the industrial purposes it's good at, the meal can go for plant fertilizer if you don't want to waste it.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2014 15:20

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