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Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

PipeRifle posted:

literally tried to onboard the entire team to Google Wave

wave was great

# ¿ Apr 25, 2014 03:19

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 01:23

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

google bring back wave and i will take back everything bad i ever said about any google product

# ¿ Apr 25, 2014 03:19

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Broken Machine posted:

I don't think it matters as much as you'd expect what governmental model is adopted, but more the cultural norms that determine how it actually functions. The democratic model in Denmark isn't that different than the US in ways, but it functions better mostly because of their norms. If the US were more prosperous country with different norms, the laws and governance may be administered similarly, but the results would be quite different.

It's like anything else it works great on paper and then people just ruin everything.

yeah if only the most prosperous county in recorded history were a little more prosperous

lmao get out of here

# ¿ May 6, 2014 03:37

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duTrieux. posted:

everyone knows a bloke called Dave. he's a loving prick, Dave is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEGCdVADLWY

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 06:19

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echinopsis posted:

http://www.thetallestman.com/sunmingming.htm how is this dude not in more movies

maybe he is a really bad actor

# ¿ Sep 6, 2014 08:45

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wtf I've had gmail set up as exchange so it pushed on my iphone since like 2010 and now mail.app says the password is wrong. did google shut that down?

# ¿ Sep 6, 2014 18:14

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

wtf it just stopped working for me today

# ¿ Sep 6, 2014 18:23

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Sagebrush posted:

i suggested in one of the various cool airplane threads that manned fighters are doctrinally unnecessary these days because they're basically just carriers for advanced guided missiles at this point and HOOOO BOYYYY you would not believe how mad some people get about such things

"too close for missiles, switching to guns!"

what then sagebrush. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? what then?????

# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 19:15

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pram posted:

and maps

actually maps is terrible now

# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 06:03

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echinopsis posted:

and fuckin ppl who can afford better snag all the best poo poo

and then they just flip it on ebay too. i hate those motherfuckers.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 06:35

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FMguru posted:

if you rearrange the letters in "sergey brin" you get "l bob rife"

hosed up if true

# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 09:12

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Jonny 290 posted:

Neat facts: I have never once dialed any phone number for my current job, and have no idea what the phone number is so I have to google it every time I fill out a loan app or w/e

same. i've been at my job almost 6 months, i have my own phone and phone number and everything but the phone just sits there and collects dust. i havent used it even once.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2014 07:49

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Smythe posted:

I tried putting a hash brick in a vice and it didn't get denser or fuse. It just got hosed up. Game Over

well a vice can only compress it in one dimension, u gotta compress it in all 10 dimensions at once to get it to fuse.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 08:37

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Shaggar posted:

I get all my news from yospos

same x2

# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 18:04

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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

the latest thing is that they're going to have to paint the fuel trucks with white solar reflective paint because the f-35 uses the fuel as a heat sink and if the fuel from the truck is too hot the plane shuts down.

I'm sure Lockheed Martin conveniently sells the required paint.

yeah i was just gonna post this, lmao. what a piece of poo poo.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 19:54

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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

some pilots I think

you're thinking of the f-22

# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 22:30

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which is another sad/hilarious mess of an aircraft

# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 22:31

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Endless Mike posted:

i wish grover were here to tell us all about how the f-35 is vital to national security

it has a laser gun

# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 22:39

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hahahahah

quote:

Defense spending analyst Winslow Wheeler concluded from flight evaluation reports that the F-35A "is flawed beyond redemption";[185] in response, program manager Bogdan suggested that pilots worried about being shot down should fly cargo aircraft instead.[186]

Current aircraft software is inadequate for even basic pilot training.
Ejection seat may fail, causing pilot fatality.
Several pilot-vehicle interface issues, including lack of feedback on touch screen controls.
The radar performs poorly, or not at all.
Engine replacement takes an average of 52 hours, instead of the two hours specified.
Maintenance tools do not work.[187]
There is a bug with the AMRAAM's ability to provide track/guidance data.
DAS confuses the aircraft's own flare launches with incoming missiles.
The airframe is unlikely to last through the required lifespan.
There are multiple thermal management problems. The air conditioner fails to keep the pilot and controls cool enough, the roll posts on the F-35B overheat, and using the afterburner damages the aircraft.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 22:54

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Shaggar posted:

also you can patch holes in the wings w/ whatever you have laying around

they can also keep flying with absolutely ridiculous amounts of damage, "The aircraft is designed to fly with one engine, one tail, one elevator, and half of one wing missing"

# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 23:02

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there are b-52 pilots whose fathers and grandfathers also flew b-52s

# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 23:15

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the hangouts app is loving terrible. i'm glad that only one of my many many friends used it, and now he has an iphone finally so no more google hangouts ever.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2015 07:55

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remember when it was google talk, and the google talk application was nice and small and worked reasonable well. lmao.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2015 08:13

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ios chrome updated and it's real bad

# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 05:37

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i still can't figure out anything interesting to do with this google glass.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2015 23:26

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Smythe posted:

Send it to me.

i might if you use it to make more cooking with smythe videos

# ¿ Jan 26, 2015 23:48

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Elder Postsman posted:

i might if you use it to make more cooking with smythe videos

actually this might not work because you can only get about 12 minutes of recording time out of that thing before the battery dies

# ¿ Jan 26, 2015 23:58

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qirex posted:

I still think android fridges are the worst internt of things things to date

I wouldn't mind a washer/dryer that pinged me when it was done though

i can turn a switch on my dryer so it buzzes when it finishes. my washer doesn't do that but then it was literally The Cheapest Washer we could find.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2015 19:01

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duTrieux. posted:

wouldn't that be a bucket

sorry i should have said washing machine, not washer.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2015 19:04

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i don't like that i'm unable to order results in any way unless i pick a department first

same.

amazons great if u know precisely what your looking for. if u don't then it's real bad.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2015 04:35

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Notorious b.s.d. posted:

we already have laws that say you can't fire workers for getting hurt on the job, and that they have to be taken care of

and people ignore them

well they don't ignore them. they just fire those workers for reasons entirely unrelated to their injuries.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2015 00:40

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

see also: driving w/ headphones

i see this all the god damned time

and also people driving with their dogs sitting on their laps

# ¿ May 4, 2015 06:22

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Stymie posted:

here's the best idea of all: read the goddamn directions before you leave and know where you're going

stymie is right. mostly. sometimes you might get directions, and then oh no there's construction. or an accident. and now u gotta reroute.

but yeah basically just look at a map and have a good sense of direction. nav is for chumps.

# ¿ May 5, 2015 03:12

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Progressive JPEG posted:

i get this poo poo all the loving time

i miss old maps

i don't like the giant sidebar that always pops up and consumes half the screen.

also the removal of the 45 degree view is something i will always be bitter about.

# ¿ May 24, 2016 21:34

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ahmeni posted:

was this ever actually a google maps thing cause I only ever remember it on Bing

for a while yeah. Bing calls it "birds eye view" and Google called it 45 degree view.

# ¿ May 26, 2016 02:39

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Jenny Agutter posted:

how was that different from the currently availahble 3D view in google maps?

go look at Bing birds eye view. googles was similar but had newer imagery in some areas, and covered some areas that Bing didn't.

# ¿ May 27, 2016 03:48

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SO DEMANDING posted:

3D view is chunky hosed up horseshit and i dont know why google and apple keep pursuing this crap, it all looks so bad. every time i use google maps i turn off 3D

also this

# ¿ May 27, 2016 03:49

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dazjw posted:

isn't this just the contact lens thing from ages ago

literally the only redeeming feature of glass was that everyone with one paid something like $1500 to look like someone wearing glass

I didn't

# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 16:17

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Linguica posted:

I unironically cannot wait until we really just all have pocket computers that we can choose to use in desktop computer mode by placing it on a special sensor pad or something

your wait is over

thank you, jonney

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 06:08

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 01:23

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carry on then posted:

hotsauce, upon being banned from the tmobile store for abusing the return policy

https://twitter.com/MitchieMaria/status/819671700258295810?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

"lock the doors!" *apparently forgot about enormous hole in the wall left by SUV*

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 19:19

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