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Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
and don't forget the one guy who implements some kind of mlp poo poo into it.

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Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
if google hired some movie and video game naming people they would just rename google+ to google and then say they discontinued g+

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
does the + modifier in google search actually work now or is it still a google+ thing

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
can't wait until the day google decides to shoehorn g+ into search.

"Your friend fishmech searched for hardcore fish hentai (31 seconds ago)"

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
click here for shopping link

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
startups are good for 2 things:

1) when the users of that service get enraged that facebook/google bought the startup for 26.3 billion dollars

2) cheap herman miller aeron chairs when they go bust

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
can't wait for self driving cars to make a big detour to a curated just for you highly suggested restaurant before running out of gas and having com.google.brakes crash.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
summary: google is bad

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
i like how some blizzard decided to put up a 9 minute ad before videos.

nine minutes.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i get the impression that the new maps was made by a whole different team that thinks learning from past/others mistakes is "something that boring people do"

Probably the google buzz team.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
remember when youtube was actually about watching stupid videos of skateboarding accidents and cat videos and google didn't try to shove suggested videos down your throat

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
It's google, so probably. Why not mess with something that works until it doesn't work again?

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
if cremnob is the yin to stymie's yang, then if you ban them both then there will continue to be order in the universe.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
blog is still an infinitely better word than vlog

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
posts in yospos don't count

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

IPvSH6T posted:

wat.

i fullscreen my browser all the time.

does this mean i am an old.

no it means you're stupid

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
the funniest loving poo poo is how androd play store now makes developers put their real addresses there now and it's publicly viewable now.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
do you like battery status clock wallpapers? send the developer a cheque at 123 fake street, Mumbai, India 42069

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
none of this would be needed if we just lived like it was the 1800s.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
apple made a space ship.

elon musk makes rockets.

google makes barges.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
list things google currently makes that nobody knows about

- google keep

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

theadder posted:

when will they end the keep

when you lay siege to it

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
I have unlimited vacation, personal, and sick time

I also don't have to report to anybody, and I don't have to really do any work



:smith:

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
just keep it around and next time a country does something wrong then you've got a pretty good bargaining chip.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
super weed.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
this is one of the best current Yospos threads.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
someone post that here comes a huge fag picture again so i can empty quote it

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
what would rule for self driving cars is if they set the end location and then released the car into the wild with nobody in tr car at all.

imagine seeing a car with nobody inside, cruising down the highway at 65.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

Linguica posted:

isnt that the goal, to be able to have cars autonomously go where they are needed

like an automated uber

I mean for a trade show or something. like Audi just presses some buttons on funy car and it just shows up.

without passengers or anything.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
The obvious thing to do now is to make it incredibly petty, like next time microsoft finds a google exploit, to release it 30 days afterwards with no warning, sample code, and a working implementation.

that'll learn em good

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
Wasn't that the article that was from the "guy who used to work at google" and they would let the advertising run for up to the last day or something, and then cut them off so they couldn't get refunds, but then not pay out

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
smoke detectors are exactly the type of thing you don't need the internet for. Your home depot $20 for 2 smoke detectors are as good as it gets. No loving around, no flailing like a dumbass, and they're 10 bucks.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
No the dumbest is the IoT crockpot

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

qirex posted:

kitchen scale that won't work without the ipad companion app

We used to have a scale in the warehouse at work which needed a computer to work.

Like, it had no place to plug in a wallwart, no batteries, and it had to take power from USB and output the results directly into your shipping program of choice.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
the loving funniest one is still currentc

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
the best part is how they need data important for making purchases like location data, contact list, and health info.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
apple ad blocking Vpn would own for mobile

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
what if i told you there was a medium of currency exchange that had zero fees, was accepted everywhere, did not reveal any personal information, and is already super wide spread?

it's called cash

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
i thought the national sport of france was hating on quebec and oppressing poor african nations

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Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
gib butt

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