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theadder
Dec 30, 2011


The Management posted:

"don't be evil" is possibly the greatest marketing line in history. it somehow hacked the brains of a billion idiot open source privacy nerds and made them love an advertising company.

this

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theadder
Dec 30, 2011


pram posted:

scroogled again

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Shaggar posted:

Microsoft made the best operation system and crushed everyone by being better. what goog is doing is fraud

ohhhh shaggar

theadder
Dec 30, 2011



http://twothirdsdone.com/2014/04/28/how-apple-crushed-google-in-the-fall-of-2015-from-my-book-the-future-history-of-technology/

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


if nonsense can be submitted anywhere its yospos thx

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Beeftweeter posted:

this is really stupid

yeah??

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Beeftweeter posted:

yeah. even if apple is working on a search product it will probably be about as popular as ping was. google is too entrenched in search

apple should let users do actual phone calls over facetime audio though, that would own

i posted it because its stupid but it also wouldnt surprise me too much if something appeared at some point

ping is a bit different because they could have apple search as the default in safari

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Sudo Echo posted:

im the trolldb

im the suspicious lack of many wikipedia pages

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


light fishmechin in the afternoon

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Rufus Ping posted:

communism has come close to working pretty well but in every case was crushed from the outside by capital

ahahahah

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


duTrieux. posted:

there was literally an AIDS edition of vista

someone post this

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


was the mouse included or separate

this is vital

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


PleasureKevin posted:

the reversible screen makes it great for road trips illustrations webcamming portability reading in bed putting it on your lap putting it on a table folding your friend's laptop back and having them say "cool, didn't know it could do that" or "dude, stop you're gonna loving break it, what the hell man, it's not supposed to go like that"

this gave me some pleasure kevin

theadder
Dec 30, 2011



lol

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


THC posted:



it only took them 2 years to implement this trivial feature

im the default delete message not archive in tyool 2014

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


owned

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


double sulk posted:

use outlook

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


free pram

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Wild EEPROM posted:

"Your friend fishmech searched for hardcore fish hentai (31 seconds ago)"

oh come now its more often than that

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Smythe posted:

give me a glass and ill xplore w/ it (cave... mountain... sea.. the mall .. sewer... etc)

do it

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


rotor posted:

no, the giant money fountain that is steam just masks their immense inefficiency, just like Adsense does for google

yep

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


fishmechs connection to wikipedia seems to have been slowed

maybe pay for a fast lane!?

theadder
Dec 30, 2011



exhibit a m'lud

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Sham bam bamina! posted:

did cygni ninja-edit your quote edit or did you forget to actually change anything

yep

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


im the sentinent beings in the edit then i guess

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


lol

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


rotor posted:

Apple is a far worse monopoly than MS ever was.

but lmao like the government is going to do anything about it, they lost the last vestige of interest in trustbusting right in the middle of the MSFT trial.

by all rights, microsoft should have been split into OS, Office and Internet companies. Probably would have been better for them in the long run.

lol

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


pseudorandom name posted:

let me know when Google Maps is allowed to respond to Siri voice commands, replace the lock screen, use custom banner notification icons or share data usage between apps

its exactly like standard oil!!!!

theadder
Dec 30, 2011



im the first death and also all subsequent deaths

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


hey its rotor

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


video codec obsession paying about as well as id expect itt

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


it comes consecrated by steve himself

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Forums Terrorist posted:

i hope you'll probate him for apple expo so we get more rage pms from swsp

this is my hope for the next apple event at which they unleash the imacs

i need to not have that spoilt by icahn

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


its one of the things u stymie about

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


ppl like to experience them unsullied by outside influence

also u step it up for that

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


thats our thought exactly

we have an accord

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


cremnob posted:

whether i can post during the keynote or not wont matter cause im gonna post anyway

qfposterity

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


ufarn posted:

please let me into this dreamworld where hacker news and paul graham don't exist

i dont rly know what hacker news is and idk at all what paul graham is

theadder
Dec 30, 2011




crosspostin for scrooglin

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theadder
Dec 30, 2011


id like to say ~google~ but probably because the exchange closes and opens again

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