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flakeloaf posted:what colour was the driver it was an old white dude (the top was down)
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i want the gle to pop or something so it says Goo then the logo will look like it belongs on a childrens toy even more than it already does
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PleasureKevin posted:i thought larry fired all the managers one day because he saw The Corporation documentary, and now the engineers are self managing, like a colony of ants theyre more like worker bees protecting the queen (justine tunney). seriously how is that idiot not fired yet
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Jul 29, 2014 23:08
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also instead of honey they make poop. google is literally a poop hive
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cremnob posted:lol google's new name for youtube subscription music service is the hilarious part is that for 9 us dollars and 99 us cents per month you get ad free youtube for official music only
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how many different app stores can you install on an anroid
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thats not a joke or anything it just seems like a profoundly lovely experience
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Aug 20, 2014 22:20
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Smythe posted:shaggar convinced me to watcht he epic fail show THE LAST SHIP shaggar the horrible
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Aug 21, 2014 01:17
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also now google has metrics for you liking horrible things lol
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Aug 21, 2014 01:18
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Nintendo Kid posted:i use bing solely to do searches towards getting amazon credit tbh a few weeks ago they refused to send me anything because they thought i was using an ooolldd (like circa 2002) msn account that i forgot i even had so i emailed them and said "ok i havent used that in literally years but deactivate that account if it makes you feel better" and i guess they never did because it still wont work
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Cold on a Cob posted:i disagree he is often correct but in a disgusting, inappropriate way
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Aug 29, 2014 00:47
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lol i hope he pms people telling them to post stuff again
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:those guys were definitely not qualified to be loving around with the HVAC system on a goddamn superfund site housing 1000 workers they work for google, they think that qualifies them as an expert on literally everything and anything
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Sep 23, 2014 18:08
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rotor posted:why the gently caress is google operating on a superfund site?! the page won't load on my phone, what's the site? it says its like 3 miles from their main campus and was previously owned by netscape/aol lol
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rotor posted:sounds like the toxic waste here is some seriously concentrated fail imo it was toxic amounts of old aol floppies and rotting copies of netscape 4.7
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duTrieux. posted:another reason for me to never go to atlanta i had to drive through atlanta when going to florida to tennesee once. i cant tell you what it was actually like because there was a giant glowing red CNN sign in my face at all times
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why cant gmail just do whatever icloud mail does for push on ios wait dont answer that i already know 
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Nov 27, 2014 19:52
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still pretty funny my old rear end iphone 4 i use as an ipod gets push gmail though
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Nov 27, 2014 19:53
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Pinterest Mom posted:just use Mailbox.app when i did i found it to be substantially similar to ios mail.app does it (now? idk if it did when i tried it) have push for gmail? if so, why can't apple loving do whatever they do i dont't like duplicating loving functionality with a ton of apps
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Nov 27, 2014 19:56
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The Management posted:Gmail can have push just like yahoo mail does. the only reason they don't is because Google hasn't enabled it. they probably have their own "googley" implementation of it because some self-important nerdlinger google rear end in a top hat said he wanted to disrupt email on gmail for millions of people
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dazjw posted:didn't google used to use this exchange thing and then ms wanted money or something i can't remember yeah they (i think) did their own implementation of exchange, i still have it on my iphone 4. they stopped registering devices for it in early 2013 iirc because my old iphone 5 had it (i got in jan 2013 and was surprised that it worked). a replacement one i got a few months ago doesn't even though it use the same exact backup. i am displeased with goofle
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Nov 28, 2014 09:25
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Shaggar posted:active sync is great and its google's insistence on getting rid of it that has hosed everything up for gmail shaggar was right about the gmail part at least. it still works on my old iphone 4 that was registered years ago, why the gently caress cant they support newer devices also (the answer is anroid)
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Last Chance posted:its because google wants you to use the gmail app if u want gmail push notifications. guess they're cool with me forwarding those emails to icloud mail though. i dont want to use a separate app for email, ios already gives me a unified inbox i'd be fine with forwarding to icloud but sometimes i need to reply to things with my gmail address
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:eric schmidt is reportedly getting laid gross
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Mar 17, 2015 21:31
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THC posted:he can bang any bitch he wants but he does it with employees which is extremely unprofessional and unethical THC posted:he's only 2 years older than my dad but he looks worse than my dead grandpa its still gross imagine having to watch his odd bloated face contort as you take his weird possibly waxed bloated dick to keep your job it would be gross even if they werent employees
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Mar 17, 2015 22:12
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THC posted:"hey would you like to join our swinger club featuring the people you work under/above/alongside every single day?" it probably started as "lets all go out for drinks" or something and then snowballed (the dirty kind) from there
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Mar 18, 2015 02:57
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:this is absolutely true. i've been in meetings with larry and sergey where they were shooting spitballs at each other and loving around and eric would stand up, walk over to between them and put a hand on each of their shoulders and say, "larry, do you have something to say to the end team? sergey, do you have something to say to the eng team?". it was surreal. Fuzzy Mammal posted:also brian valentine was fired from ms for running a porn forwarding mailing list. my officemate was added by accident, saw some mails and replied all with wtf basically. they still mistook him for whomever they meant to add and called him a pussy and stuff so he went to hr and 35 people were fired lol. what in the gently caress is wrong with these people
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Mar 18, 2015 02:58
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Nintendo Kid posted:the sad thing is that the porn lists etc are probably way more common, it's just only microsoft and a few others where they'll actually bothering firing people over it instead of maybe swapping positions around. not well considering they would probably high five someone after they ran over an infant
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Linguica posted:uber would have a giant screen in a command center showing who was loving who at that exact moment lol also this
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Mar 18, 2015 03:18
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Stringent posted:i think i missed the part about why anyone should give a poo poo about these people's sex lives? do you really think banging a coworker's spouse would foster a good and stable working environment when it inevitably goes tits up (ok im just trying to squeeze in puns at this point but still)
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Stringent posted:i've never seen a good and stable working environment so frankly i have no idea do you refer to yourself as a "googler" by any chance ninja please 
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Mar 18, 2015 03:27
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Nintendo Kid posted:cool ad for a product only autists buy, apple. there is absolutely no way autists would buy a computer with only one port
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Mar 18, 2015 03:56
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PleasureKevin posted:wait does any of this explain why Martin O'Donnell was fired who cares unless you produce it you should not be emailing your coworkers about porn
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Mar 18, 2015 06:00
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THC posted:All these little details result in a really unique design, and its been clear since the original Pixel that Google wanted to create their own device instead of just carbon copying another laptop. im the caps lock
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Mar 18, 2015 23:17
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uncurable mlady posted:marty o'donnell, who has been doing music for bungie since approximately loving forever ah sorry some of us are not up on our video game music composer trivia
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Cocoa Crispies posted:hitler its youtube so that was a given
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i was reading an article about electric cars and it brought up the fact that google was building their own driverless thing how could i forget that this is a thing that exists and that google thinks people want
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Mar 21, 2015 16:51
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Nintendo Kid posted:google has never planned to sell the prototype car, among other things it fails required crash protection poo poo pretty hard so it couldn't be sold in mass production its still hilarious. i remember news outlets sending out alerts like "google to reveal car!!!" "google car coming to you soon!!!!" and then they showed this loving thing lol
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PleasureKevin posted:"When we started the [Glass] project, this is one of the ones that it was really clear immediately that we were going to have to get out in the real world." As Teller describes, Google X adheres to a two-part philosophy: Get an idea out in the real world as soon as possible and "fail as fast as you can." i dont even think something needs to be in GOOGLE ECKS to qualify for this
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