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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

TheEggsBenedict posted:

So, what's next for Bryan and Cena after this? I really can't think of anyone else those 2 can feud except for Cesaro and each other.

For Bryan it's Brock Lesnar or Taker...but no streak.

If Bray breaks Cena and he has a dark period it's a lot of faces.

For both there's Cesaro.

The SHIELD just ate everyone on the roster.

There's always Jericho! Bruno! HBK!

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Good Listener
Sep 2, 2006

Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool
I didn't really like the opening segment and I'm not sure why. It was a cool visual but it didn't do much more for me. Also I kinda hoped Kane dragged Brie down to Hell. Maybe since he went through the trouble of bursting out of the ring in the first place?

I loved Magneto though. :3:

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

If Cena lost and went away for awhile (haha), Bray going "Hey, remember when I was the only person to beat you square in the middle?" to Bryan would be pretty neat.

TheEggsBenedict
Jan 4, 2013

if i go crazy then
will you still
call me superman

DeathChicken posted:

If Cena lost and went away for awhile (haha), Bray going "Hey, remember when I was the only person to beat you square in the middle?" to Bryan would be pretty neat.
I'm pretty sure Bryan's feud with the Wyatts became non canon as soon as Rey Mysterio entered the rumble.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

DeathChicken posted:

If Cena lost and went away for awhile (haha), Bray going "Hey, remember when I was the only person to beat you square in the middle?" to Bryan would be pretty neat.

Instead of going away I'd like him to wander the halls lost, blank, and destroyed from within and then be confused and fight against faces for a while until someone breaks him out of it.

I'd like that person to be Punk but...Cult of Personality/Straight Edge vs Bray Wyatt's cult.

Oh God, Punk, come back.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Korak posted:

So it seems like Flair was legit drunk and he was escorted out quickly when he got out of the ring. Feels sad how he had to get liquored up to go out there for a promo.

They had him do another interview later so I doubt that? Flair may have been drunk, he may not have. He kind of always sounds like that now. Every time I've heard him since the blood clot issue in Japan and Reid's death he's been kind of slurred. It's possible he's been drunk each time, but he's really old and had a shitload of stress in the last year.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

MassRafTer posted:

They had him do another interview later so I doubt that? Flair may have been drunk, he may not have. He kind of always sounds like that now. Every time I've heard him since the blood clot issue in Japan and Reid's death he's been kind of slurred. It's possible he's been drunk each time, but he's really old and had a shitload of stress in the last year.

I worry about Flair's heart man, I read somewhere he had alcoholic cardiomyopathy, and that poo poo doesn't just go away :ohdear:

RBX
Jan 2, 2011

Cena/Wyatt is hyped. Kane/Bryan was pretty good tonight, Brie did great and the bitch line delivery was on point. Barret owns, Heyman owns, Magento always owns, Shield promos are always top tier, I like evolution because Orton and Tista get to do something and not be incompetent, Flair was Flair. Everything else was a saturday afternoon cartoon.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Ric Flair is 65 years old and has been on a bender since like 1981, probably earlier. He could Flair Flop over dead like Warrior tomorrow, but who knows for sure.

I prefer my theory that he was so slurred and weird tonight because he was sober instead of in his natural state.

RBX
Jan 2, 2011

I know Flair being always being drunk is the new joke and all but as a harcore WCW guy back in the day....I can't ever tell. He's always like that. He developed a slur a few years ago.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
That magneto segment could have been awful but Sandow really made that work. He played it so seriously that he was legit funny.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

i can't decide if it would be more fun to do Sandow's job, or Heyman's.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The_Rob posted:

That magneto segment could have been awful but Sandow really made that work. He played it so seriously that he was legit funny.

SILENCE!

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Efexeye posted:

i can't decide if it would be more fun to do Sandow's job, or Heyman's.

Heyman, easily. He seems to take more joy in trolling than Bad News Barrett does, and that's saying something.

mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire
Three hours is just so loving long, ugh. I usually start an hour late on dvr and fast forward a lot of poo poo. For some reason, I thought watching it strait through from the start was a good idea. I'll never do that again.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





So apparently people here aren't fans of Cesaro's music, but a soon to debut wrestler will soon have the best music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u70mvFa211k

I Bo-lieve.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
BO-LIEVE IN YOUR DREAMS, KIDS

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Dimebags Brain posted:

So apparently people here aren't fans of Cesaro's music, but a soon to debut wrestler will soon have the best music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u70mvFa211k

I Bo-lieve.

Not as good as Bryan's new music tonight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vfPqjfcEr0

Tyma
Dec 22, 2004

I love Leinster and I couldn't be happier that Jordie Barrett has signed with them on a short term deal.

Gatts posted:

Instead of going away I'd like him to wander the halls lost, blank, and destroyed from within and then be confused and fight against faces for a while until someone breaks him out of it.


And if you'd like Cena to break out of this trance, remember to tweet your messages of love and compassion to #cenation, during this commercial break!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Tyma posted:

And if you'd like Cena to break out of this trance, remember to tweet your messages of love and compassion to #cenation, during this commercial break!

So it's like the Spirit Bomb but with tweets?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Luigi Thirty posted:

So it's like the Spirit Bomb but with tweets?

Cena is basically Goku, yes.

TenaciousJ
Dec 31, 2008

Clown move bro
Did I really see Heath Slater use a finisher and pin someone? I feel like I hallucinated that Raw after the choir.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Daniel Bryan posted:

Not as good as Bryan's new music tonight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vfPqjfcEr0

There's a lot of entrance's (Axel's springs to mind because I was talking about it last week) that are really good but come across as poo poo on TV. The Bellas theme is apparently just loving awful on the actual recording and all the noise on TV makes it sound half-decent. Who knew?

TriffTshngo
Mar 28, 2010

Don't get it twisted who your enemies are.

TenaciousJ posted:

Did I really see Heath Slater use a finisher and pin someone? I feel like I hallucinated that Raw after the choir.

I didn't even know he had a finisher. Even when he was tag champ, Gabriel finished all their matches.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Shima Honnou posted:

Cena is basically Goku, yes.

But Piccolo killed Goku.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


I know where this is going and I don't like it.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Luigi Thirty posted:

But Piccolo killed Goku.

Then he got Zack Ryder'd. Don't mess with the man :colbert:

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

HulkaMatt posted:

I know where this is going and I don't like it.

WWE discussion for 4/28 is Goku could beat Superman in a fight if you're a weeaboo

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

NickRoweFillea posted:

WWE discussion for 4/28 is Goku could beat Superman in a fight if you're a weeaboo

Don't even joke about something like that, man

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Good Listener posted:

I didn't really like the opening segment and I'm not sure why. It was a cool visual but it didn't do much more for me.

While I enjoyed the creepiness of it, I think I've identified why something just feels off: The angle of a new rising star taking children away from Cena because the kids love him despite not understanding he's a clear villain is a loving brilliant concept. However, Bray Wyatt isn't and has never been a child-friendly gimmick that kids ever latched onto, so the idea doesn't quite sell. It's not like they had ever built up the idea of little kids wearing sheep masks and booing Cena.

So while I love the idea of using children as Cena's kryptonite, it's the Cena-hating adult fans that have always and continue to bother him. But when they do, he's always had the younger fanbase to fall back on, and WWE is trying to pretend he doesn't have that anymore just because the adults are cheering for Bray.

Ironically, that angle would be far better suited to Bray's real life brother, who's portraying a "believe in yourself" gimmick that's going to go over the heads of kids who don't understand subtlety.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

sticklefifer posted:

While I enjoyed the creepiness of it, I think I've identified why something just feels off: The angle of a new rising star taking children away from Cena because the kids love him despite not understanding he's a clear villain is a loving brilliant concept. However, Bray Wyatt isn't and has never been a child-friendly gimmick that kids ever latched onto, so the idea doesn't quite sell. It's not like they had ever built up the idea of little kids wearing sheep masks and booing Cena.

So while I love the idea of using children as Cena's kryptonite, it's the Cena-hating adult fans that have always and continue to bother him. But when they do, he's always had the younger fanbase to fall back on, and WWE is trying to pretend he doesn't have that anymore just because the adults are cheering for Bray.

Ironically, that angle would be far better suited to Bray's real life brother, who's portraying a "believe in yourself" gimmick that's going to go over the heads of kids who don't understand subtlety.

They've been showing stuff like families singing along with Bray so they've been trying to push that. It's not like children didn't love Jim Jones either, although Jones did dress better...

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I just got home and started watching Raw.

Hey, this Cena promo is actually pretty good, he's selling Bray and not glibly tearing him down and calling him a fat guy in a Hawaiian shirt anymore.

Oh here come the Wyatt's, I wonder what Bray is going to...

:stare:

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
My girlfriend thinks Reigns is hot.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

DEAR RICHARD posted:

My girlfriend thinks Reigns is hot.

Fsmhunk
Jul 19, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Batista looked so happy when Flair came out, and then so betrayed when he turned on them. :(

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Just got home and starting Raw and this opening segment sure is something!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

HulkaMatt posted:

I know where this is going and I don't like it.

Ric Flair is Master Roshi

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Your Friend posted:

Just got home and starting Raw and this opening segment sure is something!

Wait until later my friend!

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Daniel Bryan, SHIELD, and The Wyatts have been perfectly booked for a long time now, and I'm honestly really surprised at how long they've gone without loving any of this up.

Wyatt vs Cena is still strong, stronger than ever
Daniel Bryan is the WWE World Heavyweight Champion (But feuding with Kane)
The SHIELD are taking on Evolution as the last real remaining threat to the group, which is brilliant.

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Soultron
Oct 22, 2008
Even with how horribly exploitative and carny the wrestling business is, I have a hard time believing that their handlers (they must actually have handlers for people like Flair, right?) would let someone who is actually that sloppy-drunk go on camera.

Much more realistic, and significantly more depressing, is that the years upon years of head trauma and substance abuse has lead to a state where this is just who Flair is, drunk or not, camera on or not. The miracles of DDP yoga can't restore brain function that's already gone. This is the legacy of a lifetime of getting hit in the head for a living.

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