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op if someone offers you a fireball shot, take it, itll be your rite of passage
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op you should learn to make lovely 'wine' out of juice you can get drunk really cheap
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Sauska posted:It helps prevent stds, though, so it might be a good option for you. I haven't heard of this before. Is it really true?
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Apr 30, 2014 16:00
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if you get a cut, what do you put on it to prevent infection and kill germs! Alcohol, right? so to kill germs inside you, put alcohol inside you
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Apr 30, 2014 16:04
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jackyl posted:if you get a cut, what do you put on it to prevent infection and kill germs! Alcohol, right? you gotta pour it straight into your peehole so it swishes around your dick
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Apr 30, 2014 16:08
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op chug gatorade and eat a multivitamin before you pass out you're welcome
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Apr 30, 2014 16:09
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OP here is a pro tip for you: Don't drink any alcohol and smoke weed instead (becuz it owns and alcohol doesn't)
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Apr 30, 2014 16:22
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Kumquat posted:jk but it is kind of weird for a grown man to roleplay as a 16 yo gril
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steinrokkan posted:Absinthe is great for beginner drinkers, it tastes like candy and can be casually chugged from the bottle. I don't care if you're being snarky, absinthe is way too loving expensive to just drink straight from the bottle. The fact that you're supposed to water it down is what makes it last longer. What I don't get is why they don't just go ahead and make pre-watered-down absinthe. Just mix water and sugar with it, sell it for cheaper, and then people wouldn't have to deal with all that poo poo with sugar cubes and fancy spoons. I mean, who honestly just keeps sugar cubes laying around for any purpose other than preparing absinthe (or dropping LSD onto)? Rather Dashing posted:This isn't real. You aren't real. It's like she's just reading from a list of poo poo that high school boys fantasize about when they have a crush on a girl... "Oh man, I bet she totally wants to drink straight vodka but she's never done it before, she's inexperienced and wants to give me the first blowjob she's ever given and she's just going to go for it..." Next her parents are going to buy her a Corvette, which she'll use to take her first Blowjob Buddy to the prom. She'll give him a handy on the way there, then once they're crowned King and Queen of All Proms Ever, they'll run away and get married. She'll blow him on the altar. The End.
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Apr 30, 2014 16:54
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Don't smoke any cigarettes in case you end up being unable to stop smoking cigarettes.
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Apr 30, 2014 17:47
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Kumquat posted:jk but it is kind of weird for a grown man to roleplay as a 16 yo gril
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King Vidiot posted:I don't care if you're being snarky, absinthe is way too loving expensive to just drink straight from the bottle. The fact that you're supposed to water it down is what makes it last longer.
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Alternatively, you could drink until you get a light buzz and cut yourself off afterward. That way, you won't make a complete fool of yourself. When the cops come to bust your underage drinking party, you'll have the cognitive wherewithal to make your escape without hanging yourself by the bro-collar from a fence post.
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Apr 30, 2014 18:25
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will you suckle my dilz, OP?
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Apr 30, 2014 18:29
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may contain peanuts posted:I thought he was roleplaying as a 16 year old gay guy based on his profile saying male. Oh poo poo, sorry OP, didn't mean to be so heteronormative. I hope your first drunken gay blowjob goes well, Agent 47.
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Apr 30, 2014 19:03
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SnowblindFatal posted:Today it's gonna happen! So excited! Yes, you can get STDs from giving a blowjob. "Several sexually transmitted diseases (STDs), including HIV, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, HPV, and viral hepatitis can be passed on through oral sex." -- http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/features/4-things-you-didnt-know-about-oral-sex
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King Vidiot posted:Oh poo poo, sorry OP, didn't mean to be so heteronormative. I hope your first drunken gay blowjob goes well, Agent 47. I think my cover has been blown. Haha just kidding this party is awesome Im so drnk here. Gonna make my move soon.
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Apr 30, 2014 22:22
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"drunken would-be rapist beaten by high school students"
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LorrdErnie posted:op you should learn to make lovely 'wine' out of juice you can get drunk really cheap Ah yes, the mythical "lovely" wine that somehow tastes worse than all the other wine
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King Vidiot posted:I don't care if you're being snarky, absinthe is way too loving expensive to just drink straight from the bottle. The fact that you're supposed to water it down is what makes it last longer. I think it's because some weirdos like to make adding the water/sugar it into some kind of ritual. And I've heard some people are particular about it like (like ice water only or whatever). Or maybe it's a huge conspiracy from the slotted spoon and sugar cube industries. 
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Apr 30, 2014 22:31
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Getting drunk owns.
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King Vidiot posted:I don't care if you're being snarky, absinthe is way too loving expensive to just drink straight from the bottle. The fact that you're supposed to water it down is what makes it last longer. The first time I had absinthe I ended up drinking it out of a bottle and it was one of my best nights out. I can heartily recommend it - either you will enjoy it or you won't live to regret it. EmperorFritoBandito posted:Ah yes, the mythical "lovely" wine that somehow tastes worse than all the other wine Tons of cheap wines are pretty good, but lots taste like bitter watery mess.
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JakeP posted:Is OP drunk yet?
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is op blowing dudes in the bathroom yet?
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Randarkman posted:is op blowing dudes in the bathroom yet? He never stopped
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OP When you get drunk and come back, angrily talk poo poo to me for calling you gay
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Kimmalah posted:I think it's because some weirdos like to make adding the water/sugar it into some kind of ritual. And I've heard some people are particular about it like (like ice water only or whatever). I guess that makes sense. The manufacturers have to maintain the illusion that there's some kind of air of "mystique" around absinthe, and that they're following age-old recipes and the only real way to drink absinthe the way the old artists used to is to slowly drip ice water over sugar cubes for an hour. I tried that with a lovely cheap pitcher and I just wound up with water all over the counter and floor. I still take it with water and sugar but now I basically just use table sugar and water, dump it in and stir it. The stuff's pretty nasty straight-up, but with water and sugar I think it's actually pretty tasty. On the other hand, you could just get anise-flavored candy and do straight shots of good vodka for cheaper.
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poo poo op if it's not too late, a piece of advice: if u can't feel your face, you're in the right place.
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absinthe always made my guts feel kind of different the next day not bad, but, I dunno weird. Also I used to start out ok and then unconsciously make them stronger and stronger till I couldn't taste anything and my mouth felt antiseptic
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Yeah, I've drank straight absinthe before, but it's usually after I'm already drunk to the point where I don't notice the taste. When you've had a few, absinthe just turns into expensive Jager shots.
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drink a lot all the time
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Randarkman posted:is op blowing dudes in the bathroom yet? Haha, Ionly blew 1 though he cuouldn't get it up so it was kinda awkward  .Snuggling with a nice cutie atm. We're about to open some sparkling wine. This is the best timne of my life.
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SnowblindFatal posted:Haha, Ionly blew 1 though he cuouldn't get it up so it was kinda awkward This is why you have to make sure the guy's also gay before you blow him. I guess someone should've told you that before you tried. Sorry, dude! Have fun with the rest of your night!
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This has been one of the most oddly entertaining threads I've read in the longest time.
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op you inspire me to go to the hotel bar
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SnowblindFatal posted:I haven't heard of this before. Is it really true? You bet your rear end (and if you don't buttchug, you basically are)
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gender illusionist posted:op you inspire me to go to the hotel bar ive been there already without inspiration
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Tokit posted:OP here is a pro tip for you: You're a poo poo nozzle for thinking there's any difference
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OP if you suck off every dude with a willing pecker you will get diseases.
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