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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Tomorrow I will get drunk for the first time in my life
 
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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Don't sip it. Drink as much as possible, as fast as possible so you don't have to taste it. Especially mixed drinks. Just make yourself a big mixed drink like vodka and soda, Jack and Coke, rum and cranberry and just gulp it down really quick. You should probably be able to drink two or three mixed drinks in three or four minutes. Do this and you'll fit right in and have a great time.

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