Tomorrow I will get drunk for the first time in my life

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steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Mixers are for idiot bitch pussies.

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steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Absinthe is great for beginner drinkers, it tastes like candy and can be casually chugged from the bottle.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 11:57

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

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# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 12:32

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

King Vidiot posted:

I don't care if you're being snarky, absinthe is way too loving expensive to just drink straight from the bottle. The fact that you're supposed to water it down is what makes it last longer.

What I don't get is why they don't just go ahead and make pre-watered-down absinthe. Just mix water and sugar with it, sell it for cheaper, and then people wouldn't have to deal with all that poo poo with sugar cubes and fancy spoons. I mean, who honestly just keeps sugar cubes laying around for any purpose other than preparing absinthe (or dropping LSD onto)?

The first time I had absinthe I ended up drinking it out of a bottle and it was one of my best nights out. I can heartily recommend it - either you will enjoy it or you won't live to regret it.

EmperorFritoBandito posted:

Ah yes, the mythical "lovely" wine that somehow tastes worse than all the other wine

Tons of cheap wines are pretty good, but lots taste like bitter watery mess.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 22:34

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