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Sprecherscrow posted:Huh, beared Dixie. And I thought the thread title was a reference to EY's reign as knockout tag champion. The craziest thing about all this nonsense is that the bearded lady isn't part of the Circus stable. Also let's count down the TNA "dark/supernatural" gimmicks: Willow Abyss Samuel Shaw The Menagerie (at least 3 dudes) That's 6 people on the roster with horror film gimmicks.
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Angular Landbury posted:The craziest thing about all this nonsense is that the bearded lady isn't part of the Circus stable. We'll you see if we give enough people horror-themed gimmicks eventually one of them will be as good at the role as Bray Wyattt is.
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Dimebags Brain posted:We'll you see if we give enough people horror-themed gimmicks eventually one of them will be as good at the role as Bray Wyattt is. As dumb as all of these gimmicks are, none of them are anything like Bray Wyatt. I am genuinely confused by this constant comparison, especially when it's used for something like Willow, where the comparison began and ended at "Does promos outside".
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SylvainMustach posted:That was from that god awful gut check match right? Yeah and that dude's family is watching him suck from the front row. The best part is when he says "you can see my ribs" and then he's really out of shape and when he throws punches like a celebrity throwing out the first pitch at a baseball game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVPfg06iFwU oatgan fucked around with this message at 04:23 on May 2, 2014 |
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So with Dixie wearing the beard - Does she wear it all the time? Is she claiming it to be real facial hair grown from out of her face? As stupid as TNA is, was, and ever will be, this reminds me of when 80s Aussie soap E Street was on its way out and they had one of the dudes turn into a werewolf. For some reason. What I'm saying is Dixie will slowly get hairier, and become a lycanthrope. Hopefully.
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oatgan posted:Yeah and that dude's family is watching him suck from the front row. The best part is when he says "you can see my ribs" and then he's really out of shape and when he throws punches like a celebrity throwing out the first pitch at a baseball game "I've got my beautiful wife and my wonderful family but how in the hell am I gonna provide for them?" Sure as hell not by working for TNA.
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Davey Richards should be wrestling in the WeeLC match this Sunday. There's no way that he is 5 foot 8.
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Testekill posted:Davey Richards should be wrestling in the WeeLC match this Sunday. There's no way that he is 5 foot 8.
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Flameingblack posted:I'm nose to nose with Matt Morgan and I'm only 6'3. Wrestling is exaggerated, Chris Sabin is billed at 5'10 but looks closer to 5'8 No way. Matt Morgan is legitimately huge. I mean Brock is 6'3" and Morgan is at least 5 or 6 inches taller than him. Brock was by far the smallest guy on his Survivor Series team that one year.
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Deadpool posted:No way. Matt Morgan is legitimately huge. I mean Brock is 6'3" and Morgan is at least 5 or 6 inches taller than him. Brock was by far the smallest guy on his Survivor Series team that one year. Maybe Matt Morgan has a seven inch forehead.
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Deadpool posted:No way. Matt Morgan is legitimately huge. I mean Brock is 6'3" and Morgan is at least 5 or 6 inches taller than him. Brock was by far the smallest guy on his Survivor Series team that one year.
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As someone who's about exactly 5'7 and a half, I love the fact that the WWE heavyweight champ is basically my height in reality from the one time I met him.
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quote:Former WWE and TNA talent Low Ki is reportedly in the final stages of signing a new deal with TNA.
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"ok the finish is you kick the other guy in the face as hard as possible" *Zack Gowen stares blankly*
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If there's anyone who deserves to be in a company that is coughing up blood and nearly dead it's someone like Low Ki
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Low Ki is a dumb gently caress with a lovely attitude so he is a perfect fit for TNA. He's also a good wrestler so it might even make their dumb show sort of better.
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MassRafTer posted:Low Ki is a dumb gently caress with a lovely attitude so he is a perfect fit for TNA. He's also a good wrestler so it might even make their dumb show sort of better. Wait what's this about Low Ki? I always liked his ring work but never heard anything about his attitude except he treats wrestling way too real.
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Fibby Boy posted:Wait what's this about Low Ki? I always liked his ring work but never heard anything about his attitude except he treats wrestling way too real. Banned from AJPW for being a miserable poo poo Banned from NJPW for being a miserable poo poo Banned from ROH for being a miserable poo poo Quit WWE because he didn't want to lose all the time Banned from PWG no showing.
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Fibby Boy posted:Wait what's this about Low Ki? I always liked his ring work but never heard anything about his attitude except he treats wrestling way too real. He hates doing jobs (he once refused to do one for his friend Homicide) no shows dates, refuses to do dates unless he's paid more (although I think he always does it in advance) and has burned bridges with every major promotion in the world except CMLL.
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coconono posted:Banned from AJPW for being a miserable poo poo literally carried kicking and screaming like a small child out of the arena by CZW security, never to return, because he threw a tantrum in mid-match and refused to keep wrestling 
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coconono posted:Banned from AJPW for being a miserable poo poo What's his stance on a promotion not paying him on time? Because I think we've found a match made in heaven. Solomonic posted:literally carried kicking and screaming like a small child out of the arena by CZW security, never to return, because he threw a tantrum in mid-match and refused to keep wrestling Actually, scratch that, he needs to #JoinTheForce zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 22:07 on May 2, 2014 |
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Solomonic posted:literally carried kicking and screaming like a small child out of the arena by CZW security, never to return, because he threw a tantrum in mid-match and refused to keep wrestling 
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coconono posted:Banned from AJPW for being a miserable poo poo I believe he also burned bridges in NOAH and Dragon Gate. I remember him pissing off AAA too but I can't find any evidence of this.
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Wasn't he incredibly proud about KOing a guy with his first move in a match in dgusa or evolve? edit - I guess he needs TNA to get booked in Wrestle 1 to get banned from every promotion in Japan. NotQuiteQuentin fucked around with this message at 22:38 on May 2, 2014 |
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Man, how much of a hardass do you have to be to be the security guy at a wrestling event.
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I definitely recall him pissing off NOAH, not sure about the lucha promotions or DG. Guess he could always #JointheForce!
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Do you think he saw Bryan win the title and just threw a bottle at the screen pissed off?
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I think DG is the only Japanese promotion he hasn't pissed off.
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Solomonic posted:literally carried kicking and screaming like a small child out of the arena by CZW security, never to return, because he threw a tantrum in mid-match and refused to keep wrestling I can't get over this picture, what exactly set him off that he refused to wrestle mid-match?
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NotQuiteQuentin posted:Wasn't he incredibly proud about KOing a guy with his first move in a match I'm dgusa or evolve? Well every MEN'S promotion in Japan. Lei-Di will take the joshi world by storm!
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Solomonic posted:literally carried kicking and screaming like a small child out of the arena by CZW security, never to return, because he threw a tantrum in mid-match and refused to keep wrestling
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RZApublican posted:I can't get over this picture, what exactly set him off that he refused to wrestle mid-match? From the Botchamania site, the story as we first heard it: quote:JAPW and CZW had huge heat at the time, but CZW had shown interest in Ki, the Haas Brothers, and The Hit Squad, so they started using them all. As dumb as it sounds, it lead to one of the bigger dream matches in NJ indy rasslin at the time: Ki vs Ric Blade. They did like three matches total together: January 2000 in CZW, one for New Millennium Wrestling in early February 2000, and then one like a week later for CZW that was a ladder match between Ki, Blade and Mercury. Blade got hurt during the match (Low Ki had nothing to do with it either, Blade hosed himself up coming off a basketball hoop and putting Mercury through a table while Ki was selling *he actually did that back then* near the ring and couldn’t see what happened) and couldn’t do everything that was planned. Ki, being Ki, has always had to get his poo poo in. So the dude just starts flipping out in front of the crowd because he thinks it’s some kind of screw job/set up, with CZW trying to gently caress him over for being a JAPW guy or whatever. Everyone is standing around wondering what to do because he won’t calm down. So security dude just decides “gently caress it” and scoops Ki up in his arms, mid-tantrum, as if he were a child throwing a hissy fit and carries him to the back. The Hit Squad tried to intervene too, and got in a shoving match with security. Neither Ki or the Hit Squad were brought back. Picture him shouting "this is bullshit" in his McGruff the Crime Dog voice and it becomes even better TheEggsBenedict posted:Is there a video of this? no they edited it out, so it looks like it's lost to us forever 
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Testekill posted:Davey Richards should be wrestling in the WeeLC match this Sunday. There's no way that he is 5 foot 8. I'm 5'6 and he was about eye to eye with me when I was chatting at an ROH show, maybe an inch taller. Boots probably put him at 5'8. Jimmy Jacobs was shorter than me though.
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coconono posted:Banned from AJPW for being a miserable poo poo Holy poo poo. Then yeah can't wait for TNA to scoop up such a valuable worker.
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Solomonic posted:literally carried kicking and screaming like a small child out of the arena by CZW security, never to return, because he threw a tantrum in mid-match and refused to keep wrestling Hahahah, jesus. I know it's said a lot but THIS was truly the greatest night in the history of our sport. coconono posted:Banned from AJPW for being a miserable poo poo Why'd he leave TNA the first time? Goldberg style "I DONT DO COMEDY" when he was doing the PCS stuff?
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quote:Ki was selling *he actually did that back then* near the ring and couldn’t see what happened) and couldn’t do everything that was planned. Ki, being Ki, has always had to get his poo poo in. So the dude just starts flipping out in front of the crowd because he thinks it’s some kind of screw job/set up, with CZW trying to gently caress him over for being a JAPW guy or whatever. The greatest sentence(s) in the history of our sport.
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