Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

SketchesOfSpain01 posted:

Was she a dependapotamus?

Not if she was on heroin/coke/meth/crank/etc

Then she's a Walking Deadpendant

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Sup Navy thread. How's boats and poo poo?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Glad boats are still good. I always liked chilling for a few weeks on an LHA, Navy dudes were always amiable when they found out you were Air Wing and didn't give a gently caress about Eagles and Globes and swords and high 'n' tights. Then again I'm a good lookin dude and they could have been flirty. I ain't here to judge though

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

tuluk posted:

Stop lying to yourself. All the longtime posters in Gip know your last Navy job was deskside, routing paperwork & being fleeced for $1400 worth of non-returnable t-shirts, while waiting for your medboard discharge to process.

Stop sham-shaming, not all of us could get shot by a canon loaded with nuclear grape shot or whatever it was that got you the purple cross of bullshit disability claims

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Mr. Nice! posted:

He was referring to me, saying Tulak was sham-shaming me.

Nope, I was making fun of Tuluk. I would never besmirch ball pain, I have proctalgia fugax so my prostate is squeezed by rectal muscle spasms and it feels like my taint is at war with me. You and I are down stairs bros



I thought tulak was the guy who was hit by lightening, shot and some other poo poo

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

tuluk posted:

nah you're thinking of genocidal something.
i started questioning the insane amount of accidents genocidal claims to have had, then mentioned one bad accident I had.
I'm just a jackass who got out of the marines 13 yrs ago, but doesn't post 50FA level stories.

Sorry dude, I'm a dude who got out of the Marines 8 years ago and only has stories about loving off on Air Force installations, so if anything we should be buds.

Navy Thread continues to be the chillest service thread.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Octopode posted:

Boring and unrelated to sexhaving, but PsychO? Do carriers really have enough mental problems that they need a dedicated medical officer to handle them?

Mental health is probably a reasonable concern onboard a giant ship powered by nuclear fire with a billion dollars worth of aircraft capable of dropping enough bombs to erase a small country from Rand McNally's collective consciousness

  • Locked thread