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Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

quote:

negro poppet slave

This would make a great username.

# ¿ May 3, 2014 00:47

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 19:38

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Pandasmores posted:

So my friend's fiance just got told in boot camp that he's going to be an MM Nuke, when will he find out how lovely his life is?

When he gets to his boat. If he's going sub, he should push for welding school. It won't make boat life any better, but it will prolong the inevitable for a few months.

# ¿ May 3, 2014 02:38

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

genderstomper58 posted:

not that i recall

requalifying every 6 months was a pain in the balls but overall i'm really glad i did the school. very helpful on resumes in my field as well

No bonus.

About that requal. We went like two years without proficiency welds, so we had to do a one week refresher course to requalify. It was time spent away from the boat, so it was worth it.

# ¿ May 3, 2014 04:04

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

krispykremessuck posted:

if left to their own devices enlisted "people" will turn a barracks into a crack/opium/rape/garbage den/palace in a matter of minutes

The coners on my boat had boxing tournaments in the hallways.

# ¿ May 8, 2014 18:26

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Pandasmores posted:

Hahaha, some dude that got out of Field Med in Camp Pendleton sent an email straight to the CO asking her if we can wear the Marine camo pattern instead of NSUs to show "that we are 8404" qualified. He had the decency to notify his chain of command by CCing them in the email.

The answer was No.

I hope that was the entirety of the email.

quote:

To: Dumbass
CC: Dumbass's chain of command
Subj: RE: MARPAT (UNCLASSIFIED)

No.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 06:25

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

The old school shirts had blue collars and sleeves. I can't find any pics online and I think I threw mine away years ago, so you'll just have to imagine how gay they looked.

# ¿ May 15, 2014 03:19

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

I walked my last PRT, because I was getting out in a month.

# ¿ May 16, 2014 22:51

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

"Herding cats" has more to do with the fact that cats don't listen for poo poo and will do whatever they want.

# ¿ May 21, 2014 18:19

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

I never saw the video for that song. Fitting that it takes place in prison.

# ¿ May 22, 2014 01:03

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Blind Rasputin posted:

Most of the posts here make navy service sound pretty lovely.

Because it is.

# ¿ May 28, 2014 20:00

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Yeah I tried my damnedest to find out who the chick was and I asked my students and someone claimed to see one of the weird meet ups they had but other than that I couldn't get any info.

I did find a pic of the dude and he was a weird fatty and for some reason he posted a picture of his not girlfriend's hand and it was mad fat so my money is on them both being huge, especially cause she's in the navy.

BOSNIA

# ¿ May 31, 2014 04:30

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 19:38

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

nacirema posted:

caffeine isn't allowed inside the school house.

That's a loving war crime. Did some retard OD on coffee or something?

# ¿ Jun 1, 2014 04:37

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