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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT





oh, top of the page

Nostalgia4Butts fucked around with this message at 18:46 on May 28, 2014

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Would buy.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Imagine that chick with the awful AF chest tattoo wearing it.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
It's important that it says your and not you're because, you know, enlisted.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

As of today I am 100% out of the military. My IRR commitment is finished.

Hail Satan.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Fister Roboto posted:

As of today I am 100% out of the military. My IRR commitment is finished.

Hail Satan.

Hi5

Mine was last week! Forgot to get drunk about it though

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
heil hitler, gently caress the army

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mike-o posted:

heil hitler, gently caress the army

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/P6L04Bj.jpg
:nws:

Oh, Miley. :allears:

Mr. Samuel Shitley
Jun 15, 2007

by XyloJW
I just bought some food and the total was $14.88

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

Nine days onto quitting smoking, holy poo poo the patch is giving me some vivid as gently caress dreams.

Holy poo poo, I forgot about those dreams. The gum is way less cool, but since my vice was dipping I find it works better. Basic training was the best quit program, looking back, but that first cigarette at the airport in Columbus on the way out was pretty great also.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
https://www.glaad.org/blog/you-dont-look-queer-students-challenge-stereotypes-viral-campaign-photos-video

just because i'm dating a woman doesn't mean i identify as a lesbian

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Fister Roboto posted:

As of today I am 100% out of the military. My IRR commitment is finished.

Hail Satan.


Fart Sandwiches posted:

Hi5

Mine was last week! Forgot to get drunk about it though

welcome brothers :twisted:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

lmbo at all those pics

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


Of course the gay Muslim kid covers his face, proving that his sign is true.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Hahahaha.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Mad Dragon posted:

Of course the gay Muslim kid covers his face, proving that his sign is true.

they're all in the closet anyway

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING



:stare:

(long nails on men creeps me the gently caress out)

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

(long nails on men creeps me the gently caress out)

yea cuz one wrong stroke when youre beatin off and youre in the rocky horror picture show

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro


They're right, baby

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Aw man I like women with short hair too :gay:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Fister Roboto posted:

Aw man I like women with short hair too :gay:

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Fister Roboto posted:

Aw man I like women with short hair too :gay:

you basically like men

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I once ended things with a girl because she shaved her head to donate her hair for wigs for cancer patients.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

I once ended things with a girl because she shaved her head to donate her hair for wigs for cancer patients.

I bet you steal your grandmother's oxycodone.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T74Xek-pDLM

edit: this stuff isn't actually all crossfit but still funny

shyduck fucked around with this message at 18:30 on May 29, 2014

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

shyduck posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T74Xek-pDLM

edit: this stuff isn't actually all crossfit but still funny

at 1:57 O____________________________________o

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfgbZTMEZ2k

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


krispykremessuck posted:

you basically like men
But men with boobs and real vaginas, not Frankensnatches. And XX Chromosomes

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

shyduck posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T74Xek-pDLM

edit: this stuff isn't actually all crossfit but still funny

fuuuck so many back injuries :cry:

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Couldn't get out of the army without one final gently caress you. They processed my first retirement check into the wrong account so now I don't get anything until next month!

It was a 3, not an 8 you loving idiots.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Cole posted:

Couldn't get out of the army without one final gently caress you. They processed my first retirement check into the wrong account so now I don't get anything until next month!

It was a 3, not an 8 you loving idiots.

:lol:

RichieHimself
May 27, 2004

No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.

Cole posted:

Couldn't get out of the army without one final gently caress you. They processed my first retirement check into the wrong account so now I don't get anything until next month!

It was a 3, not an 8 you loving idiots.

Dusted.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Cole posted:

Couldn't get out of the army without one final gently caress you. They processed my first retirement check into the wrong account so now I don't get anything until next month!

It was a 3, not an 8 you loving idiots.

Whip quit law enforcement to work for the VA

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
It wouldn't have been so bad had I not double checked what she wrote down twice and the last number in my account was clearly written as a 3.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Got my BS in the mail today :toot:

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
In other news. I just hit 30 days sober. I smoke a lot of weed now but I've managed to not drink. I didn't think it would actually feel like an accomplishment.

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NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

Cole posted:

In other news. I just hit 30 days sober. I smoke a lot of weed now but I've managed to not drink. I didn't think it would actually feel like an accomplishment.

it shouldn't, weed is for children

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