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Really good first page.

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Just imagine that I quoted that about 16 times.

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Helldump Immunity. posted:

drinking so hard life feels good

Hi HDI
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Dec 31, 2010

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is how I feel about that butt *1000.

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genderstomper58 posted:

does anyone else do any bicycle riding? :shobon: need to get some exercise and recently got a bike, its pretty fun just havin a nice lil ride on a trail or whatnot :shobon:

Biked a lot while I lived in Alaska. It is relaxing. Took me a few weeks to get accustomed to gooch soreness.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Yea, bike underwear is a must. Seriously.

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Moker, the bike shorts goes under your clothes.

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I'd kill to be the journalist tasked to write up the story about two disabled veterans dying on the Appalachian trail. That's playing with the gooch of the Pulitzer prize committee.

Edit: be sure you guys take a photo where you both are wearing huge grins with a breathtaking bit of scenery imposed upon you.

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Bonus points if your bodies get tore up by wildlife.

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SpongeBob, you're gonna leave a beautiful corpse.

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I, too, wish my ashes to be kept in a nearly empty 1 liter bottle of Dr. Pepper with a hastily scrawled, slanted cross sharpied on the label.

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I don't even have to remind you two to pack your prescription drugs. That'll really help out whatever journalist to tie in the state of VA healthcare and our veterans in need.

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Truthfully, you'll probably be dead before the last few pills are ringing around the bottom of a prescription bottle ever becomes a looming concern.

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It's a photo finish on which one of you three lunatics I'd miss the least.

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What Victor doesn't realize is SpongeBob has stoic resignation towards his life and Shim is a guy who just knows the score. Anyone here who's read GiP long enough can solve out which one of these three is going to be the campfire sock.

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Someone post that dude's op ed on being thanked for his service. That poo poo was hilarious.

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"Listen man. You weren't there!"

-an air force veteran

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If I flew with a crew that I didn't like, the night before I'd eat a whole box of hamburger helper with the intent of absolutely destroying the flight deck. Got me almost punched once.

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Almost 90 here. There's girls in bikinis laying out in the quad. College is pretty great.

Till next time, yoga pants season. :patriot:

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I saw a girl with shorts so tiny her butt was hanging out. It owned. I got a 76% on a quiz. Whatever. Underclassmen lady butt.

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

21st century. No flying cars, but we have this:



James Deen had or maybe still has a blog where he talked about food and loving girls in the butt. Literally that's all it was. Pictures of really great meals and then him being like, "hosed this girl in the butt. It owned."

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Dude's got his priorities straight.

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Yea I got a kid in a class with me who's commissioning as a Navy officer. He refuted all of my points with what the recruiter told him. I feel nothing for him if he's that dumb.

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Fuckin butts, right?

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Cole posted:

Is this from the new godZilla because it looks like poo poo

Cole. Just.

Just gently caress you. Forever and always.

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Dec 31, 2010

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I'll take that first butt.

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Mr. Nice! posted:

This is pretty true of everyone here, though. We're all horrible, but some certainly are worse than others.

Ban Cole for being the dumbest, most pea-brained motherfucker to ever pass through GiP.

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I'm a fan of the tiny, good quality butts.

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tuluk posted:

Dudes who have seen the new godzilla movie: is it good?
Counterpoint: Godzilla movies have a low bar to clear, it's competitors mostly suck.
Gamera, the turtle-godzilla knockoff, has 1 decent kaiju fight..this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT3n4Z21jaA

It's legit good. It's eerily similar in pace and tone to Jurassic Park, although the characters aren't nearly as memorable. Any time Godzilla or the MUTOs are on screen is incredible. The filmmakers really make every one of their appearances something great no matter how fleeting they are. The ending is well-earned. I loved it.

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The Rat posted:

I saw it last night and loved it as well. They did a good job at keeping it tense and keeping the pace going the whole time.

If I ever get tired of living, I will watch it back to back with Pacific Rim and die of the resulting priapism.

Nearly every shot of Godzilla or the other creatures there's something of known size to reference just how gigantic they are. It's a really neat trick that conveys that Godzilla is loving hhhhuuuuuuuggeeee.

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Wish there was a trap-neuter-release program for enlisted mooks like Cole.

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That should be the June OP.

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Really good butt.

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Someone on my Facebook posted about their graduation from Grand Canyon University.

Sounds legit.

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Wikipedia tells me they're a for-profit college after being non-profit then being bought by some company so yea. I'd rather go to ASU.

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I bet that girl is a loving riot at parties.

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