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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

sorry bro im cut

Kung Fu Fist Fuck fucked around with this message at 16:42 on May 2, 2014

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NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax
cole is a dumb gay human being

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

cole is a dumb gay human being

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.
I never could keep track of the loving name changes around this joint.

BaconAndBullets
Feb 25, 2011
http://www.armytimes.com/article/20140501/NEWS/305010066

Airborne

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
http://imgur.com/yM6fW5h

the amount of douchiness by the end is unreal(spoiler~)

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

genderstomper58 posted:

http://imgur.com/yM6fW5h

the amount of douchiness by the end is unreal(spoiler~)

what is this human being poo poo?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

genderstomper58 posted:

http://imgur.com/yM6fW5h

the amount of douchiness by the end is unreal(spoiler~)

Thank you so much for that post, without it I would have never found the spirit to keep reading GiP. I am a Team Leader for Bravo team's 1st Squad in 2nd Platoon (Misfits) Delta Company (Dog) 1st Battalion (Red Devils). I am a shammer. I am a POG fag. I am an Infantryman. But most importantly, I am an American Soldier.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

genderstomper58 posted:

http://imgur.com/yM6fW5h

the amount of douchiness by the end is unreal(spoiler~)
What a pussy.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
time for a gomer pyle pillow party

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
audie is spinning in his loving grave

"abloobloo i had to pull security in a safe training environment for like 20 minutes and now my knees and elbows are mildly sore" :qq:

polpot saved asia
Aug 28, 2011

genderstomper58 posted:

http://imgur.com/yM6fW5h

the amount of douchiness by the end is unreal(spoiler~)

hes a stone cold killer. loving over e-2s who get scammed out of their money by tag chasers. he is truly social Darwinism at its finest

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Full Battle Rattle posted:

I never could keep track of the loving name changes around this joint.

Same.

Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger
lol, of course it was a loving paralegal. Smart enough to land a cush job, too stupid to realize it, topped off with social skills that rival the spergiest of intel spergs.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
I love at how the end despite the entire letter being written to express his distaste of the experience, he still has some pride about being attached to whatever his training unit is. "gently caress you, but I'm still an American soldier so I'll just persevere"



I would give him a swirly is what I'm saying but only if he declined my invitation to go out ;-*

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

NTT posted:

I love at how the end despite the entire letter being written to express his distaste of the experience, he still has some pride about being attached to whatever his training unit is. "gently caress you, but I'm still an American soldier so I'll just persevere"



I would give him a swirly is what I'm saying but only if he declined my invitation to go out ;-*

Curious how much his heart will be or was broken when he finds out your basic training unit means precisely zero point gently caress off.

calmasahinducow
Oct 31, 2004
i am a pirate of the high seas

I cracked up at MAJ Boring's name. So apropos.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless

SumYungGui posted:

Curious how much his heart will be or was broken when he finds out your basic training unit means precisely zero point gently caress off.

Probably after his first unit's platoon sergeant sees his official regimental affiliation crest for his training unit and orders the platoon to laugh at him.

Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger
Anyone get the email about transforming from an ARMY OF EXECUTION to an ARMY OF PREPARATION(!!!)

Prepare for these nuts.

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

Whipped Buttcheeks posted:

Anyone get the email about transforming from an ARMY OF EXECUTION to an ARMY OF PREPARATION(!!!)

Prepare for these nuts.

no you better prepare ur bhole

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
why are you retards still in the army

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Mike-o posted:

why are you retards still in the army

edit: incorrect callout

FIDEL CASHFLOW fucked around with this message at 06:07 on May 6, 2014

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
nope, don't know who you're thinking of

edit: wasn't that the battle of the bulge guy?

Mike-o fucked around with this message at 06:00 on May 6, 2014

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
CrazyMike maybe

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Mike-o posted:

nope, don't know who you're thinking of

edit: wasn't that the battle of the bulge guy?

i just remember it was someone with mike in their username, my bad, kinda drunk

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Yup

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

Mike-o posted:

nope, don't know who you're thinking of

edit: wasn't that the battle of the bulge guy?

yup, passing the pt test was crazymike's own personal normandy

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

yup, passing the pt test was crazymike's own personal normandy

Oh god, I remember it now.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Running 2 miles faster than 15:54 = invading France

TheAlphaChaser
May 12, 2013
Does Benning smell like a sewer every time it gets hotter than 85? Every time?

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

TheAlphaChaser posted:

Does Benning smell like a sewer every time it gets hotter than 85? Every time?

I don't think the range shitters are ever cleaned.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

at the date posted:

I don't think the range shitters are ever cleaned.

There's this one loving range that is used for about 2 hours during ARC, that I can't remember the name of, and they are the only clean army shitters that I have ever seen ever.

Kikuchiyo
Apr 24, 2003

Shuttle of joy never forget.

TheAlphaChaser posted:

Does Benning smell like a sewer every time it gets hotter than 85? Every time?

I think there's a paper mill around somewhere near Benning that the terrible smell drifts in from. Either way, Benning can smell terrible independent of temperature. It's just worse when you're sweating and it smells like a sewer, too.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Kikuchiyo posted:

I think there's a paper mill around somewhere near Benning that the terrible smell drifts in from. Either way, Benning can smell terrible independent of temperature. It's just worse when you're sweating and it smells like a sewer, too.

Georgia is chock full of pulp mills, every time I go to visit family I'm reminded the only profitable poo poo in Georgia congress from actively burning Georgia.


Sherman really was way ahead of his time

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

Booblord Zagats posted:

only profitable poo poo in Georgia congress from actively burning Georgia.

u wot m8

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:28 on May 7, 2014

Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger

Booblord Zagats posted:

Georgia is chock full of pulp mills, every time I go to visit family I'm reminded the only profitable poo poo in Georgia congress from actively burning Georgia.


Sherman really was way ahead of his time

poo poo smells like Vienna sausage all the loving time. Every post in Georgia is like this.

You don't gently caress with a man who can wear a cravat and a pissed off scowl at the same time.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Whipped Buttcheeks posted:

poo poo smells like Vienna sausage all the loving time. Every post in Georgia is like this.

You don't gently caress with a man who can wear a cravat and a pissed off scowl at the same time.


if i ever move to the south (please no) i'm getting a sherman portrait tattoo :toxx:

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

if i ever move to the south (please no) i'm getting a sherman portrait tattoo :toxx:

pls do you goony human being lol :allears:

def a williamsburg tat

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FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
6 March: orders published
8 May: SPC CASHFLOW, here's some orders, have fun at Fort Lee in two weeks.


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