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The greatest thing about the military is that some website only work on government computers and some only work on non government computers. I didn't realize there was such a huge difference. Then you get into the problem where air force people working on army bases can't do air force stuff because air force websites are blocked. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? May 5, 2014 01:51 |
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Cojawfee posted:The greatest thing about the military is that some website only work on government computers and some only work on non government computers. I didn't realize there was such a huge difference. Then you get into the problem where air force people working on army bases can't do air force stuff because air force websites are blocked. My favorite is websites blocked under the category "military". PS
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# ? May 5, 2014 01:53 |
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If only we could snipe this thread.
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# ? May 5, 2014 22:55 |
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http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/03/afcent-band/ lol
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# ? May 6, 2014 04:04 |
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They clearly fall into the "information superiority" core competency considering whenever I see an article about cutting one of our million worthless bands there's inevitably some band idiot in the comments within minutes. If only our PA guys could respond so quickly.
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# ? May 6, 2014 04:23 |
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Today one of the Airmen left his wallet behind in the office. As we're in the middle of an exercise I said I'd drop it off on the way home from work so he wouldn't have to MOPP up just to come back in. His co-airman decided to make the occasion a memorable one. This is what I got when I was going to drop off his wallet... Gentlemen. I beleive I have found our new Dongo Penicaso. It's days like these where I have a shred of hope for the future of our Air Corpse.
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# ? May 6, 2014 10:32 |
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I assume you immediately called MEO.
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# ? May 6, 2014 12:24 |
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nullscan posted:Today one of the Airmen left his wallet behind in the office. As we're in the middle of an exercise I said I'd drop it off on the way home from work so he wouldn't have to MOPP up just to come back in. His co-airman decided to make the occasion a memorable one. This is what I got when I was going to drop off his wallet... Holy gently caress why did I go to netman your shop is better.
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# ? May 6, 2014 14:24 |
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nullscan posted:
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# ? May 6, 2014 17:29 |
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The fencing one is loving beautiful.
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# ? May 7, 2014 04:46 |
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My oft absent coworker didn't show up for work again. Flip a coin to guess whether the consequences will be extreme or insignificant.
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# ? May 7, 2014 07:09 |
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Just got my overseas list, looks like I've got to leave Germany. Probably gonna have to bite the pillow and go to Korea if I want to stay overseas. There's a chance for Honduras but I'm not holding my breath on that one.
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# ? May 8, 2014 03:48 |
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I wish I had gotten a picture but it would have been creepy and I was trying to hard not to laugh anyway. Basically watched some Airman who looked like she was 13 ride a baby blue fixie onto base with a bright pink helmet. I can kind of see where there other branches are coming from now.
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# ? May 8, 2014 07:47 |
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Are women in the Air Force called "Airmen"? Insert Chelsea Manning joke here
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# ? May 8, 2014 08:57 |
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HellishWhiskers posted:Are women in the Air Force called "Airmen"? The proper term of address is 'Victim.'
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# ? May 8, 2014 10:46 |
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I remember when I'd only been in about a year and had already heard about a few people I knew being involved on both sides of sexual assault and harassment issues but I kept thinking this has got to be some outlier poo poo. Things will definitely get better when I get out of tech school. I got out of tech school and the poo poo I've heard of only got worse and far more frequent. Best one had to be one of my buddies who got fingered by an officer from my flight and the whole super awkward shebangle that turned into.
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# ? May 8, 2014 11:06 |
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It might be just my narrowminded misogynist worldview but 'buddy' implies male to me. Did your friend get gay buttfingered?
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# ? May 8, 2014 18:27 |
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Oh worse than that he woke up naked with a field grade officer on top of him who also may have been naked but who had definitely been fondling his sack and poking at the ol' brown eye. I knew of the event and had to deal with some of the fall out but I didn't actually know it was him until a few weeks ago since even though this happened late 2012 or early 2013 people are still getting called by OSI about it and my old roommate who was really close friends whith the guy let it slip it was our mutual friend. It really was a hosed up situation since it was an officer from our flight we figured out pretty quickly who had been doing the assaulting and since the whole event was so weird and gross word spread fast and watching that dude show up to work and leadership dealing with the allegations was super hosed up to watch.
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# ? May 9, 2014 04:01 |
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Bravo to whichever disenchanted pilot made that edit.
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# ? May 9, 2014 04:58 |
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I like that it says they can switch to commercial airlines to get flight hours on more modern aircraft. Especially when whenever I fly somewhere, my plane is a 737 from the 70s.
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# ? May 9, 2014 05:01 |
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Yes. My airplane was from the 50s. 70s would be an upgrade. edit: now fly one of the AFs newest airplanes, built in the 80s.
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# ? May 9, 2014 16:04 |
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So they just gave a baby LT 30 days confinement and kicked out of the AF, for exposing himself to a bunch of students at the local college.
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# ? May 9, 2014 18:29 |
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I asked one of my military friends whether I'll walk away from the military a functional alcoholic and he laughed at the word "functional". It was like GiP advice irl.
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# ? May 9, 2014 18:34 |
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Rythe posted:So they just gave a baby LT 30 days confinement and kicked out of the AF, for exposing himself to a bunch of students at the local college. ENJJPT student, mx officer student, or permanent party?
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# ? May 9, 2014 18:51 |
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Derek Dominoe posted:
loving aces.
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# ? May 9, 2014 20:14 |
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I think one of the worst arguments they tell pilots is "you joined to be an officer! The flying is secondary!" Hahahahaha! Because air shows are there to tote around the monotony of office work and sending out emails on being the Disability Awareness Month POC.
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# ? May 9, 2014 20:23 |
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I joined to be a shitbag and collect government checks for hardly any work. Unlike welfare, this path ironically makes me "one of the good ones" to conservatives. I need to find a way to parlay this sentiment into more money. I could legit be a Republican senator from the South if i wanted to. Too bad I'm such a lazy shitbag.
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# ? May 10, 2014 01:30 |
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I'm beginning to think it was a mistake not hopping on the VSP train. Not that I was planning on re-enlisting, but holy gently caress things are starting to suck. Maybe I need to care less.
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Rekinom posted:I joined to be a shitbag and collect government checks for hardly any work. Unlike welfare, this path ironically makes me "one of the good ones" to conservatives. I need to find a way to parlay this sentiment into more money. I could legit be a Republican senator from the South if i wanted to. You've shown a great deal of adaptation and tool usage for your race. Just as all of our distant ancestors once learned to walk upright and become blacks because the trees in Africa thinned, this particularly less evolved specimen of homo sapien has defied his phrenological destiny and as he watched the thinning of the acceptance if the white man as he became a black man he adapted to walk with his pants upright and speak the language of the superior specimens and walk amongst them. Remarkable. You are the Rosa Parks of KC-135 pilots in PACAF. That's better than being PACOM's Emmit Till, so take the compliment, boy.
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# ? May 10, 2014 05:11 |
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^wtf?!
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# ? May 10, 2014 05:35 |
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Obama Africanus posted:You've shown a great deal of adaptation and tool usage for your race. Just as all of our distant ancestors once learned to walk upright and become blacks because the trees in Africa thinned, this particularly less evolved specimen of homo sapien has defied his phrenological destiny and as he watched the thinning of the acceptance if the white man as he became a black man he adapted to walk with his pants upright and speak the language of the superior specimens and walk amongst them. Shim over-adapted to Tennessee.
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# ? May 10, 2014 05:41 |
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A Kpro posted:I'm beginning to think it was a mistake not hopping on the VSP train. Not that I was planning on re-enlisting, but holy gently caress things are starting to suck. Maybe I need to care less. Everyone I know that actually wants out is getting denied anyway.
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# ? May 10, 2014 13:13 |
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Cojawfee posted:Everyone I know that actually wants out is getting denied anyway. Yeah, pretty sure that's career field specific. Everyone in my AFSC who wants out is getting approved, and we're a small AFSC to begin with.
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# ? May 10, 2014 15:06 |
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Cojawfee posted:Everyone I know that actually wants out is getting denied anyway. And word is spreading that they came up short on vol-outs. GG, Air Force. AGAIN.
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# ? May 10, 2014 15:52 |
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My career field went from giving E-4's 50K+ bonuses to non-voluntarily discharging them in the span of about a year. Because money is tight, you see.
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# ? May 11, 2014 13:04 |
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So there's been some hurt feelings about the personal cargo restrictions on an upcoming deployment. This was made worse when they found out the lady from contracting was allowed space to bring 4 cases of Diet Coke for herself because she doesn't like the taste of the pop where they're going.
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# ? May 11, 2014 16:38 |
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So I'm assuming this is the incident that Rythe was talking about. Ban AF PT shorts!
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# ? May 11, 2014 18:06 |
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Rekinom posted:I joined to be a shitbag and collect government checks for hardly any work.
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# ? May 11, 2014 18:37 |
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This is just precious.Air Force Times posted:
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# ? May 12, 2014 06:57 |
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i personally know the guy they interviewed. i'll just say that any general that decides to ground an F-16 squadron and keep tops and blue around should probably be fired Rekinom fucked around with this message at 10:45 on May 12, 2014 |
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