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literally this big: Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

Alrighty I'm back from my runs and holy balls am I tired. The five miles was a pain in the rear end and took a while, but I got it done no problem. The 10 tenth-mile sprints turned into only 5, because goddam were those crazy. Hopefully I'll be doing some lifting later today, probably legs or core.

# ? May 18, 2014 19:49

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# ? May 13, 2024 11:33

Tipps: party in the front

business in the back

Voted 5 - that was a really good vote!

No gym tomorrow because it is Queen Victoria's birthday, bless her hemophiliac soul.

Instead I'm eating steak and potatoes and homemade cheesebread and getting fat.

BYOB May Fitness Thread: Tipps' Tips (about how to get fat)

# ? May 19, 2014 04:40

hemale in pain

i'm getting better at chinups :unsmith:

# ? May 19, 2014 15:29

Blue's Clues

I ran 12 miles yesterday and my ITB is flustered

# ? May 19, 2014 15:31

satsui no thankyou

that's a lot of miles

# ? May 19, 2014 15:42

Tipps: party in the front

business in the back

hemale in pain posted:

i'm getting better at chinups

You are cool and fit and the next time you are doing chin-ups and trying to squeeze out that last rep, my spirit will help spot you and get you do it. :angel:

# ? May 19, 2014 15:46

a star war betamax: by Lowtax

Update.

I graduate in two days and will then have time to run constantly. Plus ill be homeless until next Jan when I move over seas so ill just run and sleep. Can't wait

# ? May 20, 2014 15:32

Tipps: party in the front

business in the back

When I moved from Ontario to BC and didn't have a car or money or knew where anything was, I went like 2 months without eating anything other than crackers and the occasional free lunch I could find on campus before a grocery store opened across the street. I ended up losing like 50lbs and I was already pretty waifish at the time. It was spooky.

# ? May 20, 2014 15:36

The X-man cometh

a starwar betamax posted:

Update.

I graduate in two days and will then have time to run constantly. Plus ill be homeless until next Jan when I move over seas so ill just run and sleep. Can't wait

If you're moving to Kenya or Ethiopia, this is a great way to fit in once you get there.

# ? May 20, 2014 18:03

Drunk Driver Dad

i worked out during probation today. it was realy like a prison workout, tbh

# ? May 20, 2014 18:07

Tipps: party in the front

business in the back

while watching GoT on Sunday and Daario's nude scene came up, bf looked me up and down and said that now that I am leaner i looked just like him, except with a nicer butt.

that was p nice of him to say I guess. :blush:

# ? May 20, 2014 18:13

Drunk Driver Dad

Tipps posted:

while watching GoT on Sunday and Daario's nude scene came up, bf looked me up and down and said that now that I am leaner i looked just like him, except with a nicer butt.

that was p nice of him to say I guess.

same, but gregor and instead of look like, my bf said i killed peasants just like him

# ? May 20, 2014 18:20

Tipps: party in the front

business in the back

gregor is too big for my tastes imo. I have a thing for/my fitspiration is big guys but not that big. Somewhere around khal drogo-sized.

# ? May 20, 2014 18:30

PipeRifle: we have catte

everyone tells me I look like the Hound but only in the face area

# ? May 20, 2014 19:14

Drunk Driver Dad

the hound is really hot and i mean it. its the only greasy hair and neckbeard that will ever be cool

# ? May 20, 2014 19:17

Tipps: party in the front

business in the back

i look like this irl these days

# ? May 20, 2014 19:32

The X-man cometh

I used to look like Samwell, now I look like Hot Pie.

# ? May 20, 2014 22:32

hemale in pain

The X-man cometh posted:

I used to look like Samwell, now I look like Hot Pie.

that's unironically a big improvement

i had a weird loving day today biking back from the gym. Some christian duo with jesus christ badges came up to talk to me while i was on my bike waiting for a red light to change, the dude sounded really gay and asked me if i had bought my 30 year old bike yesterday because he saw one just like it and was going to buy it. I guess this is some whacky conversation starter where he'll eventually start talking about christ? dunno what he expected because i was on the road...

later a guy in a convertible drove RIGHT next to me, like almost touching distance, then pulled into the bike lane and slowed down. dunno wtf he was angry about but i just overtook him in traffic a bit later. I think he had to slow down for me because of a crossing in the middle of the road and he couldn't get his car through alongside my bike but i dunno why that would make someone pissy enough to risk getting a person all over the back of his car.

# ? May 21, 2014 12:35

literally this big: Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

shoulda hit him and sued :shrug:

# ? May 21, 2014 12:53

hemale in pain

Illegal Carrot posted:

shoulda hit him and sued

broken bits might interfere with my gainz

# ? May 21, 2014 12:57

Drunk Driver Dad

im drinking a protein shake right now. i didn't workout today though, that was yesterday.

i weighed 151.8 just now

# ? May 21, 2014 13:13

Tipps: party in the front

business in the back

Tipps posted:

your weight gain seems to have slowed down. stop caring so much about abs and eat more. Unless you are like WMS-level skinny, you wont get abs unless you actually eat more and make them grow first.

eat a food.

dang i am eating a lot man. dont metabolism shame

# ? May 21, 2014 14:43

satsui no thankyou

i collapsed at training today. it was good

# ? May 21, 2014 16:38

PipeRifle: we have catte

I been eating good and already lost some lbs and some ins

# ? May 21, 2014 19:08

Tipps: party in the front

business in the back

PipeRifle posted:

I been eating good and already lost some lbs and some ins

Good job.

Eating healthy is a good thing, especially if you get creative and try new things. It also makes occasional treats more meaningful. If I treat yourself to a really good pizza once a month, I appreciate it more than when I ate pizza every other day.

# ? May 21, 2014 19:27

Drunk Driver Dad

PipeRifle posted:

I been eating good and already lost some lbs and some ins

good job. the next step of working out is to unknowingly develop a gay crush on tipps and flirt with him in this thread

# ? May 21, 2014 19:58

hemale in pain

sometimes i get hot and bothered when someone spots me while i squat

# ? May 21, 2014 20:05

Drunk Driver Dad

also my friend saw me with my shirt off and she said i definitely gained muscle and don't look sickly skinny anymore.

# ? May 21, 2014 20:07

Tipps: party in the front

business in the back

hemale in pain posted:

sometimes i get hot and bothered when someone spots me while i squat

Hey, do you need a spot? :pervert:

# ? May 21, 2014 20:25

hemale in pain

# ? May 21, 2014 21:44

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

Haam posted:

main thing i need to work on is eating more i think, which sucks since im starting to really not like the taste of the chocolate whey i got

yea, i buy like 2.2kgs at a time and you can get sick of it really quickly. I've started just getting unflavoured then mixing nesquik into it. It's probably much more expensive but you can at least change to like banana or strawberry if you get bored of chocolate.

i'm an idiot and bought a kg bag of chocolate coconut because it was on offer and it's just so loving sweet i can't drink it after working out or i want to puke.

i think i've given myself really mild food posioning or something. I ate some chicken which was a bit old on Wednesday and now i feel like disorientated and lovely. I managed a personal best during bench press even though i missed the last set by 2 reps but my squats felt totally off and i just couldn't coordinate.

it's weird cause i dont have much of a tummy ache but it's like someone has just wrapped my head in bubblewrap and i feel like i'm constantly drunk without the good part of it.

# ? May 23, 2014 12:11

Tipps: party in the front

business in the back

Though expensive, Optimum Nutrition's Extreme Milk Chocolate or Double Rich Chocolate (i think one of these is only available in the USA for some reason, but I can't remember which) is very tasty with milk. It's like a delicious dessert. I chugged 2L of it a day when I was bulking up.

No update from me. Still binge-eating on the weekends due to stress/anxiety. Still hovering between 185-190. Still stalled on every lift. :shrug:

# ? May 23, 2014 16:08

K. Flaps: by Athanatos

My gym is being renovated so I'm only doing gay rear end cardio.

# ? May 23, 2014 18:18

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# ? May 13, 2024 11:33

K. Flaps: by Athanatos

That does not mean hot gay sex, but running swimming etc.

# ? May 23, 2014 18:20

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