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Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Did someone yell "use your tits!" at Big E?

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Big "Titty Master" E

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

"John Cena stayed true to himself by hitting someone else with a chair instead of his opponent!"

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

That referee at WrestleMania saved Cena's soul and no one gives him any credit for it

"NO JOHN THATS NOT YOU REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE"

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Wyatts are cool.

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

This is a cool loving promo.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

DeathChicken posted:

"John Cena stayed true to himself by hitting someone else with a chair instead of his opponent!"

Just, you know, try not to remember that time he buried a British gentlemen under an entire stage's worth of chairs.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





really long promo here. it's cool though.

I knew Wyatt was a hipster. He only buys vinyl.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Ok that was really loving creepy

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Roman Reigns posted:

That referee at WrestleMania saved Cena's soul and no one gives him any credit for it

"NO JOHN THATS NOT YOU REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE"

It was an alternate universe John Cena.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
That music was way to clear to be an old record player.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
You're offering children love? Quick, Cena, contact Yewtree.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Woop Woop: Ambrose Time.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

A withered old man rotting alone with a decrepit old heart?

John Cena is going to become Vince McMahon!

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
TIME FOR DEAN'S TIME TO SHINE.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Ambrose: There's only one surefire way to win this match. Tazer.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

404GoonNotFound posted:

Just, you know, try not to remember that time he buried a British gentlemen under an entire stage's worth of chairs.

Or choked out a large samoan man with a ring rope.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Ahahaha please tell me you guys saw that one audience member trying to join in the Shield fist bump

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Ragnarok the Red posted:

Or choked out a large samoan man with a ring rope.

Or beat up a man after he surrendered. On multiple occasions.

Also, return of the best theme. No longer relegated to farty trumpets.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Or choked out a large samoan man with a ring rope.
To be fair that was within the rules of the match. The match with Bray at Wrestlemania was not No DQ. :goonsay:

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Roman Reigns posted:

Ahahaha please tell me you guys saw that one audience member trying to join in the Shield fist bump

yep. that was weird.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Or hit a flying UFC champion with a chain.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Or vandalized a co-worker's car, calling him "POOPY"

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




Roman Reigns posted:

Ahahaha please tell me you guys saw that one audience member trying to join in the Shield fist bump

It was beautiful.

e: I'm glad they get their separate music for this, since they're not tagging and all. Sometimes dudes get the mixed music for singles competition and I don't like it.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Ambrose is actually defending his title?!

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
no fart trumpets :(

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Ryback's singlet is so wet.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Can we make this a loser leaves town match and have Dean fingerpoke of doom someone

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009
Dean Ambrose has the best facial expressions in wrestling right now.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
THIS iS A FATAL FOUR WAY NOT A 3v1 drat YOU ALL, drat YOU ALL THE HELL :argh:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
What has Dean ever done to deserve a 3 on 1 beatdown...

Oh yes, all that stuff he did.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





JBL should call Scott Steiner to check that math for him.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Dean: But I'm the heel. It doesn't seem like faces should act like this. Are you guys sure we're still heels?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Trouble in Rybaxeldise! :ohdear:

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Great job cameraman I didn't see how Dean took down Ryback

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Ahahah that sell from Axel.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Curtis selling kicks with a backflip being a normal thing now is also somewhat funny to me.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Anyone remember when Del Rio was world heavyweight champion?

Because I remember :smith:

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Damien Wayne getting a animated movie? :hellyeah:

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Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





I like Curtis Axel. He's pretty good as long as he doesn't have to speak on his own. He plays off Ryback really well and he's good in the ring.

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