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Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


I'm sure someone will be along to correct me shortly, but I honestly believe this is one of the best themes in the last decade:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekmeGyj2IjM

Here's why: That.loving.bell.

It's super annoying, and grating, and basically perfect for a heel. The quotes, delivered with such smarmy assholishness, only add to it. Every time I heard that bell, I knew I could look forward to Balls Mahoney or CM Punk beating the poo poo out of the physical representation of how much high school sucked.

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Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Dutchy posted:

Just Close Your Eyes v1 is probably my favorite but Christian's had a billion good themes throughout his career

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYYZ1DRWgsY

Hey, we made it! And I seriously think people listen to the first 10 seconds of this and then tune out, because the guitar part is AWFUL.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

This thread needs more Tag Team themes:

Hell yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmDkR4xJiH8

And something a little more chill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUCf29SBYPA

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
More NJPW love!

Hirooki Goto

Kazuchika Okada (doesn't really get going until a minute in, but then it's awesome)

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010

Gaz-L posted:

Hey, we made it! And I seriously think people listen to the first 10 seconds of this and then tune out, because the guitar part is AWFUL.

The guitar isn't anything special but it can't even come close to ruining the intro + mad opera singer guy.


I liked Christian's TNA theme, too, it kind of softened the blow of losing Just Close Your Eyes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uvTXb_7oZI

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
*glass shatters*

Close thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gwEzysrU_k

chirico cuvie
Jan 23, 2004
Made of beef and beef byproduct
Lipstick Apathy
I thought Jun Akiyama's AJPW theme was bad-rear end when I was first dabbling in puroresu:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9we-s4TmdE

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

Hallelujah Chorus is a cool theme for Damien Sandow and all, but his original FCW theme, Dvorak's New World Symphony, owns, and would be a great theme for him if he ever got a run as a legitimate champion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqHeQrzqIW0

Also, Tyler Breeze.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YEC_7afzuU

TheEggsBenedict
Jan 4, 2013

if i go crazy then
will you still
call me superman

It has nothing on the original but the disturbed version wasn't half bad.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Chinston Wurchill posted:

More NJPW love!

Kazuchika Okada[/url] (doesn't really get going until a minute in, but then it's awesome)


Yeah. The standard Rainmaker theme is good, but the extended super boss fight version is incredible and helps gives him the aura a main event star should have entering a huge match.

Some great '80s-'90s puro themes that haven't been mentioned yet

Jushin Liger - it may be a cheesy old anime theme, but it works great for him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FFGb1IqBcE

Great Muta - Concerto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLMEe0kbCrw

Chono
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEI2vAKxIks

NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice

I always think of this playing and Chono coming out in a Hummer in the Tokyo Dome about to gently caress up Onita.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!

Dutchy posted:

Just Close Your Eyes v1 is probably my favorite but Christian's had a billion good themes throughout his career

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYYZ1DRWgsY

I think "At Last" was definitely his best theme by and far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbQd-nEMGEo

Also surprised nobody posted the Goosebumps-tastic Brood theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqRKKpnWkh8


EDIT:


I can't believe I missed this one earlier. It's one of my favorite current entrances.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Blasmeister posted:

This thread needs more Tag Team themes:

STEINERIZED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm_ptBp9kTg

Also have a bonus piano version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57lTo6edJXA

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
Somehow Akira Hokuto made a kind of soft latin pop piece work as an entrance theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQZL2GuzQEw

Act Yasukawa's theme is pretty good too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se3lLlnWK1Y

Suben fucked around with this message at 04:03 on May 4, 2014

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Marcus Cor Von had the best theme

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm_3AI_qyaY

Also this one is a good music.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Suben posted:

Somehow Akira Hokuto made a kind of soft latin pop piece work as an entrance theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQZL2GuzQEw

I'm a huge Akira Hokuto mark and I still can't say if I like or dislike that song as an entrance theme. She made it work somehow, so hey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BoMIWEp41c And on the topic of joshi, Megumi Kudo had the most 80s theme ever and I love it.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
The verses to Aja Kong's theme aren't great, but it's got a heck of a chorus.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Chinston Wurchill posted:

The verses to Aja Kong's theme aren't great, but it's got a heck of a chorus.

Those verses are excellent, what are you talking about?

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Yeah, a lot of personalized wrestler themes are awful (lookin' at you, Mike Awesome's ECW theme), but Aja's owns.

Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

ayn rand hand job posted:

http://youtu.be/KikWIVx_ANs

Three of the most famous words to open a theme.
You forgot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnpS4Vx1g-0
You forgot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0VnUY7tGIA

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007


my favorite current intro song and it's not even close. Hope he can keep it now.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Patriot is very, very good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d03rkrhKeuM

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
I love Patriot because it sounds exactly like something you'd hear from a Newgrounds game in like 2006.

GreatestLurker
Sep 12, 2011
Andre's NJPW theme makes my hair stand on end every time i hear it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofSKz12HzLc

Also, 'get up, get, get up':
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agpi96_Ea2I

GreatestLurker fucked around with this message at 11:37 on May 4, 2014

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Fauxhawk Express posted:

Yeah, a lot of personalized wrestler themes are awful (lookin' at you, Mike Awesome's ECW theme), but Aja's owns.

So, apparently every Aja Kong match I watched until now had entrances cut or Hellion/Electric Eye as her theme, so I didn't know this glorious theme existed.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
Can we suggest themes for wrestlers who have terrible ones?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Onmi posted:

Can we suggest themes for wrestlers who have terrible ones?

Sure, this is supposed to be a general purpose music in graps thread. Suggest themes, talk about how silly the lyrics to songs are, discuss the thematic merits of when Kane had non-diegetic background music for his promos.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
Okay, Why is Kofi Kingstons theme music about a hitman who is lamenting to his Victim that their life is at an end because he's going to kill them? And yet he does not in fact have a hitman gimmick?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAbH7W7S8Ws

I actually think he could rock the whole MiB suit and sunglasses and "I beat up wrestlemans for money" gimmick.

Also, I know it would steal "Rapadoo" from us, but Cena needs a new theme.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Onmi posted:

Also, I know it would steal "Rapadoo" from us, but Cena needs a new theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4rTP6rL2Io

For the eventual Cena heel turn.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

And the inevitable return to being a face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGzqbEeVWhs

Not seriously but I would break out in howling laughter

It's not quite his favorite series Fist of the North Star, but it's close and in theory it keeps with the rap theme even though I would prefer Heavenly's Ode to Joy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raOO98pwvnc

Also, I would still, literally kill for Monday Night Raw: The Musical, where everyone delivered their promos in song

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Onmi posted:

Okay, Why is Kofi Kingstons theme music about a hitman who is lamenting to his Victim that their life is at an end because he's going to kill them? And yet he does not in fact have a hitman gimmick?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAbH7W7S8Ws

I actually think he could rock the whole MiB suit and sunglasses and "I beat up wrestlemans for money" gimmick.

Also, I know it would steal "Rapadoo" from us, but Cena needs a new theme.

Nobody's ever actually listened to Kofi Kingston's theme.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Bard Maddox posted:

Nobody's ever actually listened to Kofi Kingston's theme.

I think it's very important that it states that Kofi is not, in fact, Shelton (Benjamin).

That's my favorite misheard lyric in wrestling, more than anything on Sheamus' theme.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Dias posted:

I think it's very important that it states that Kofi is not, in fact, Shelton (Benjamin).

That's my favorite misheard lyric in wrestling, more than anything on Sheamus' theme.

I have no idea idea what line you're referring to.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Onmi posted:

I have no idea idea what line you're referring to.

The first line in Kofi's theme. Someone once went "SOS I am not Shelton" and that's all I could hear until I actually learned the real words because I'm dumb and semi-deaf

Actually, scratch that, because the best misheard line is RAPADOO by a mile.

Prototype
Aug 23, 2005

Power, Wisdom, Courage
One of the only WCW themes I can still remember word-for-word.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXWVIdr76i4

I'd legit mark out if this hit during RAW or something. Instant feud with Fandango. Make it happen.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJMEOe46yWY

This is a "You're about to get your poo poo pushed in" theme.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Along those same lines, I think that half the reason I liked Ken Shamrock as much as I did was because of his loving boss entrance music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkbvz5fEldo

Also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFqSXQR47DA

I would have been 1000% behind Shamrock or Blackman coming back during that 2002-2008 time period. I think they're too old now. :(

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
Cody's first theme reminded me of Severn's. Cool song, but not the best fit for Cody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg6sWIO6VW8

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CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Raven's WCW theme was loving great. I'm not so big on the industrial remix he used in TNA, but the original is a great fusion of Nirvana and Skynyrd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON_BqmOCXQY

Also, Mongo McMichael's theme was great, and after he disappeared it was given to Sandman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BD6uisXII0

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