Pose a Pet May: Up Close and Personal

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Cat Potency: Aug 13, 2006; Chairman Meow

My friend recently welcomed a Tailless Whip Scorpion as a new member of his family. He posted this pic on Facebook, and I'm still wondering how the gently caress he sleeps at night.

# ? May 17, 2014 02:59

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# ? May 6, 2024 13:53

Nerwign: Dec 7, 2012

StaryBerry & Cat Potency, are those entries? If so, make sure to label them so we get a chance to vote on them!

# ? May 17, 2014 05:25

Cat Potency: Aug 13, 2006; Chairman Meow

I can't, in good conscience, consider my post an entry, since it violates one of the OP's rules (namely, I did not take the picture myself, it was a re-post of my friend's FB post.)

# ? May 17, 2014 06:55

Buggiezor: Jun 6, 2011; For I am a cat, you see.

So many good entries this month! I'm already excited to vote!

# ? May 17, 2014 14:02

Instant Jellyfish: Jul 3, 2007; Actually not a fish.

You guys are doing an awesome job! So many amazing entries I might have to change the voting system so no one gets overlooked.

# ? May 17, 2014 15:07

daggerdragon: Jan 22, 2006; My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

Buggiezor posted:

So many good entries this month! I'm already excited to vote!

Well, I can certainly tell you which one's NOT getting my vote even though it's not an entry - THE CREEPY-rear end SCORPIONSPIDER :gonk:

# ? May 17, 2014 15:47

H110Hawk: Dec 28, 2006

Cat Potency posted:

My friend recently welcomed a Tailless Whip Scorpion as a new member of his family. He posted this pic on Facebook, and I'm still wondering how the gently caress he sleeps at night.

more like how are they going to sleep again ever.

# ? May 17, 2014 19:49

Silver Nitrate: Oct 17, 2005; WHAT

Entry #2:

# ? May 17, 2014 21:53

Zenithbliss: Oct 22, 2007

Entry #1

Nelah's much more affectionate than her son

Entry #2

Entry #3

# ? May 17, 2014 23:46

Heknocentric Thinker: Sep 5, 2004; boo! ^.^

Entry 1!

Sparky has sch a glorious nose!

Close up!! by Elaykins, on Flickr

Entry 2:

Ears up!

One more! by Elaykins, on Flickr

# ? May 18, 2014 01:21

strawberrymousse: Jul 13, 2012; BEHOLD, THE DRAMATIC REVEAL!

Entry #1: Sleepy Beans

Entry #2: Moo Cow's marshmallow belly

# ? May 18, 2014 03:48

DisMafugga: Apr 29, 2013

Cat Potency posted:

My friend recently welcomed a Tailless Whip Scorpion as a new member of his family. He posted this pic on Facebook, and I'm still wondering how the gently caress he sleeps at night.

Good god man. That thing looks like one of the creatures from Blue Gender.

# ? May 20, 2014 04:13

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Entry 1:

Self Portrait in Horse

# ? May 22, 2014 04:31

Tiramisu: Dec 25, 2006; Hey, where did you go!? Do you really dislike seeing my face that much!?

Entry #1

This is Jacob. He's half Rottweiler half Bassett and he comes up to my bedside every morning and goes "womp womp womp womp womp."

# ? May 22, 2014 06:00

Nerwign: Dec 7, 2012

Entry #1: Close up on Brisbane's nose:

Entry #2: Close up of Diego-the-Great-horned-owl's crazy eyes:

Entry #3: I tried to get a photo of Tiny Tim the Terrible Hamster, but he was not interested in participating in your stupid photo contest. As a result, this was the best I could get:

# ? May 25, 2014 23:16

daggerdragon: Jan 22, 2006; My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

Relevant to this thread: Nice Nosing You

# ? May 28, 2014 23:48

Galactic: Mar 25, 2009; Planetary

Entry Kola, crossposted from the reptile thread.

Not an entry, just like this pic I took of bacon a few months ago.

Galactic fucked around with this message at 00:56 on May 29, 2014

# ? May 29, 2014 00:40

Instant Jellyfish: Jul 3, 2007; Actually not a fish.

Wow there are a ton of amazing entries this round (and it took longer than expected to compile them all)! For this month we will have 3 winners so I want everyone to vote for one 1 dog, 1 cat, and 1 other (anything not a dog or cat) picture and all three winners can pick a charity for me to send a donation. Make sure you look over all your choices because there are some great shots.

Enos Shenk

Enos Shenk posted:

Levi enters.

Chido

Chido posted:

Entry 1: Hell in a bucket.

Entry 2:

This beak was made for bawking.

a life less

a life less posted:

IS THIS CLOSE ENOUGH?

entry #1

Entry 2 - Tugging in the rain.

Entry 3 - WTF???

Araenna

Araenna posted:

Hello what's this

Oil!

Oil! posted:

Entry #1

Entry #2:

In his natural habitat, between couch cushions.

Nobnob

Nobnob posted:

Entry #1:

Yes! Yes! I want it! Just give it to me!

Genovera

Genovera posted:

Entry #1: Casey comes and tells me it's time for dinner.

ghostgirl118

ghostgirl118 posted:

Entry #1

Tatianna simply does not understand why she has to stay in the back seat.

Entry #2

Why are you sitting at the dog park?! ... Also, do you have a tennis ball?

Entry #3

HANDS ARE FOR PETTING NOT FOR HOLLOW KILLING!

Also, Genovera, I recognize that coloring. A molotov grandpup you have there? Or did you steal my dog while I wasn't looking?

Buggiezor

Buggiezor posted:

Entry #1
Terra pawing at my phone.

Entry 2
Not as close as I was hoping, but the rest were horribly blurry.

Caeli loves treats!

Entry 3
"I'm taking a bath! Do you mind?!"

Zero.

Zero. posted:

Entry #1:

I swear, it was harder than expected to get a proper pic...

WolfensteinBag

WolfensteinBag posted:

Entry 1

Entry 2

Entry 3

:3

thatbastardken

thatbastardken posted:

Entry 1: Suzynose.

Entry 2: Suzyhead

Too much flash on both of them but

Entry 3: Two Chickam one Closeup

pointlessone

pointlessone posted:

Entry 1: "Hey, buddy. You're going to be in the slammer for life!"

Entry 2: "...that really isn't going to help your case any."

Buddy_Cthulhu

Buddy_Cthulhu posted:

Entry 1:
Taken after many refusals to accept the paparazzi.

Silver Nitrate

Silver Nitrate posted:

Biscuit! Entry #1

Entry #2:

SHOTGUN REGULAR

SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

entry 1: gracie says hello

entry 2: butt of a rabbit

entry 3: ears of same rabbit

an expert

an expert posted:

Entry 1: Oatflection

Ponyfields

Ponyfields posted:

Entry 1: Yuuna's mighty schnozz

Entry 2: Hurr

Entry 3: Squaaaaark!

confonnit

confonnit posted:

Entry 1 - Say hey Kinny!

Aeryl

Aeryl posted:

Had my grandmother's dog over for a sunny day play date, so I got some pictures.

Entry #1

Louie (left) kissing his cousin Carmi

Entry #2

Snickerdoodle showing off his spackled belly (warning large)

Entry #3

Snickers all tuckered out from running around.

Serella

Serella posted:

Actual Entry:

Catte is always up in my biz, lookin' for pets.

DisMafugga

DisMafugga posted:

Entry #1 - This is Lola or Lollins as she's more commonly referred to.

Entry #2 - Noobert doing his Dracula impression.

Cross posting my other cat Noobert from the Are you a Cat Racist thread. Not an entry, but still worth sharing.

Edit: Added a picture. x2

Tristesse

Tristesse posted:

Ace loves these.

Entry one- aka "just do whatever I'm sleepin here"

Entry two- "oh hi camera"

daggerdragon

daggerdragon posted:

Entry 1: Penelope grumbles, "You woke me up for a stupid picture for the stupid internets? See if I ever sleep in your lap again."

Crumps Brother

Crumps Brother posted:

Entry 1: This is what I do when I want her to fling carrots 5' behind her.

Golden-i

Golden-i posted:

Entry #1 - Focused

Staryberry

Staryberry posted:

I've always felt that Mindo could be a great model for MAC. Check out this eye makeup!

Entry 1

(Oops! Forgot to label it!)

Zenithbliss

Zenithbliss posted:

Entry #1

Nelah's much more affectionate than her son

Entry #2

Entry #3

Heknocentric Thinker

Heknocentric Thinker posted:

Entry 1!

Sparky has sch a glorious nose!

Close up!! by Elaykins, on Flickr

Entry 2:

Ears up!

One more! by Elaykins, on Flickr

strawberrymousse

strawberrymousse posted:

Entry #1: Sleepy Beans

Entry #2: Moo Cow's marshmallow belly

joat mon

joat mon posted:

Entry 1:

Self Portrait in Horse

Tiramisu

Tiramisu posted:

Entry #1

This is Jacob. He's half Rottweiler half Bassett and he comes up to my bedside every morning and goes "womp womp womp womp womp."

Nerwign

Nerwign posted:

Entry #1: Close up on Brisbane's nose:

Entry #2: Close up of Diego-the-Great-horned-owl's crazy eyes:

Entry #3: I tried to get a photo of Tiny Tim the Terrible Hamster, but he was not interested in participating in your stupid photo contest. As a result, this was the best I could get:

S Danger K

S Danger K posted:

Entry Kola, crossposted from the reptile thread.

Not an entry, just like this pic I took of bacon a few months ago.

Now vote like the wind! (Sorry if I have missed anyone there were a ton of entries!)

# ? May 29, 2014 15:44

Nerwign: Dec 7, 2012

You've got my vote!

The Dog:
Silver Nitrate Biscuit! Entry #1

The Cat:
Golden-i Entry #1 - Focused

The Other:
Staryberry eye makeup! Entry 1

# ? May 29, 2014 16:02

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Lots of great pictures!

Dog: Crumps Brother #1

Cat: Golden-I #1

Other: Nerwign #2

# ? May 29, 2014 16:16

Golden-i: Sep 18, 2006; One big, stumpy family

Dog: Ponyfields #1

Cat: Araenna #1 (because it made me lol)

Other: Joat Mon #1

# ? May 29, 2014 16:25

DisMafugga: Apr 29, 2013

Dog: ThebastardKen - Suzynose #1

Cat: Buddy_Cthulhu - Entry 1

Other: Ponyfields - Entry 3: Squaaaaark!

# ? May 29, 2014 17:13

Aeryl: Mar 7, 2009

Dog: Oil! Entry #1

Cat: Buggiezor Entry #1

Other: SHOTGUN REGULAR Entry #2

# ? May 29, 2014 18:05

strawberrymousse: Jul 13, 2012; BEHOLD, THE DRAMATIC REVEAL!

Dog: Crumps Brother entry #1

Cat: WolfensteinBag entry #3

Other: Staryberry entry #1

# ? May 29, 2014 19:48

Oil!: Nov 5, 2008; Der's e'rl in dem der hills!; Ham Wrangler

Dog: thatbastardken 1
Cat: DisMufugga 2
Other: Strayberry 1

# ? May 29, 2014 21:09

Fuzz Feets: Apr 11, 2009

Dog: Oil entry 2
Cat: Buddy_Cthulu entry 1
Other: Shotgun Regular entry 2

# ? May 29, 2014 23:19

Heknocentric Thinker: Sep 5, 2004; boo! ^.^

Dog: thatbastardken entry 1
Cat: Araenna #1
Other: Staryberry entry 1

# ? May 30, 2014 02:27

biggest platypus: Mar 10, 2014

do I have to have entered in order to vote? if not...

cat: Golden-i #1
dog: Ponyfields #1
other: Nerwign #2

'other' was an especially hard choice, nice photos everyone!

# ? May 30, 2014 02:33

Instant Jellyfish: Jul 3, 2007; Actually not a fish.

Nope voting is open to anyone!

# ? May 30, 2014 02:54

daggerdragon: Jan 22, 2006; My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

Dog - thatbastardken #1
Cat - Enos Shenk
Other - Silver Nitrate #2

# ? May 30, 2014 03:45

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Dog - Crunmps Brother 1

Cat - DisMufugga 3

Other - joat mon

# ? May 30, 2014 04:35

AcetylCoA!: Dec 25, 2010

Cat: Strawberrymousse 1
Dog: Genovera (why the long face?)
Other: Staryberry

# ? May 30, 2014 04:50

Fraction: Mar 27, 2010; CATS RULE DOGS DROOL

FERRETS ARE ALSO PRETTY MEH, HONESTLY

Argh, I missed entry time :saddowns:

I'll just slip this in as a non-entry/for y'all to enjoy;

Votes:
Dog - a life less entry 1.
Cat - Golden-i entry 1.
Other - Chido entry 2.

# ? May 30, 2014 19:45

Goons Are Gifts: Jan 1, 1970

That's one tough round.

Dog: Zenithbliss #2 FLUFFY!
Cat: daggerdragon #1
Others: Chido #2 <- one of the funniest entries ever

# ? May 31, 2014 11:25

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

My boats

Dog: Silver Nitrate #1

Cat: Araenna

Other: Chido #2

# ? May 31, 2014 21:28

Lady Xava: Dec 1, 2006

Dog: Genovera Entry #1 Casey

Cat: strawberrymousse Entry #1 Sleepy Beans

Other: SHOTGUN REGULAR Entry #2 Butt of a rabbit

# ? Jun 1, 2014 23:01

Instant Jellyfish: Jul 3, 2007; Actually not a fish.

I have tallied the votes and here are this month's winners!

Representing the dogs is Suzy and thatbastardken! It was close but she nosed ahead of the competition.

thatbastardken posted:

Entry 1: Suzynose.

For the cats its Golden-i and the world famous Refurb of course. Hard to recognize her with her mouth closed though.

Golden-i posted:

Entry #1 - Focused

And taking the prestigious "other" category is Mindo and Staryberry. Those colors really are something!

Staryberry posted:

I've always felt that Mindo could be a great model for MAC. Check out this eye makeup!

Entry 1

(Oops! Forgot to label it!)

Let me know which charity each of you feel deserves my hard earned money and I'll send it off!

# ? Jun 2, 2014 16:30

Golden-i: Sep 18, 2006; One big, stumpy family

Thanks folks!

For the donation, I'd like The Animal Humane Society since that's where Refurb came from. I don't know what you plan to donate, but I'd like to match it myself.

# ? Jun 2, 2014 22:42

Instant Jellyfish: Jul 3, 2007; Actually not a fish.

Golden-i posted:

Thanks folks!

For the donation, I'd like The Animal Humane Society since that's where Refurb came from. I don't know what you plan to donate, but I'd like to match it myself.

All set, that looks like a really nice place :3:

This month's contest will be up later today!

# ? Jun 3, 2014 18:15

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# ? May 6, 2024 13:53

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Suzy was too shy to send her thanks, but I'm not!

I don't really have a charity in mind so I'll just copy-cat ( :rimshot:

) Golden-i.

# ? Jun 5, 2014 05:45

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