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Also I love that "drunk professor" is the adult equivalent of "witty wisdom from the mouths of babes." Like other stdhs in this thread feature a kid spouting some word to the wise that we should all take heed to because a child's mind is pure and untainted by political correctness, but it would b eunrealistic to place a child as the mouthpiece for this anthropological voice of reason. So we do the next best thing- in vino veritas, with the most revered, trustworthy figure possible- a professor of the subject matter. After all, polygraphs measure what is objectively true rather than what the person in the chair happens to believe is true, right? So the same must be true for a drunk person! Liquor them up enough and they'll educate you about the universe and its mysteries. Jay Rust posted:Yeah, this reads like it was written by a guy with no idea what he's talking about but who then attached the rant to a fictional, sexist yet somehow educated friend in an effort to both appear more convincing and hide behind an extra layer of subterfuge I thought the guy posting it (well, the guy who wrote it to begin with, not hte person here who posted it in the thread) was doing so because he agreed with the sentiment.
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A drunken misogynistic academic is complaining about women and feminism? Yeah, that's poo poo that happens. Though honestly he's probably just a grad student instead of a tenured professor.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Worse than death for the men is the knowledge that their widows automatically get full custody. Yeah let's poo poo on the 14 year old kids that historically got sent to war to die.
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FAROOQ posted:Yeah let's poo poo on the 14 year old kids that historically got sent to war to die. Lol. You're slowly but surely becoming my favorite novelty account.
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FAROOQ posted:Yeah let's poo poo on the 14 year old kids that historically got sent to war to die. I'm mostly trying to poo poo on common MRA tropes, but I'm sorry if my joke was in poor taste. 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I'm mostly trying to poo poo on common MRA tropes, but I'm sorry if my joke was in poor taste. No your post was good, Farooq is a butt who missed the point.
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flosofl posted:Lol. You're slowly but surely becoming my favorite novelty account. Don't encourage him, it makes him get lazy.
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Makes her get lazy
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Totally false. A real French person would never learn another language to fluency.
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Apr 11, 2016 04:30
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cash crab posted:
what the gently caress is a Keurig Eponine posted:Totally false. A real French person would never learn another language to fluency. That's how I guessed it was stdh!
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:what the gently caress is a Keurig IIRC a very wasteful machine where you stick in tiny coffee pods that make single cups of coffee. My parents have one and my mom thinks I love it so she buys me cases of pods before I come over, when in reality I just drink lots of coffee.  Just make me a regular pot of coffee.
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Eponine posted:Totally false. A real French person would never learn another language to fluency.  It's funny cause it's true.
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Apr 11, 2016 09:36
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I know a very small, very quiet French lady who speaks better English than me.
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Apr 11, 2016 09:53
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I know a very small, very quiet French lady who speaks better English than me. She's probably actually Belgian or something. Maybe Swiss. Check to see if she bleeds money.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:She's probably actually Belgian or something. Maybe Swiss. Check to see if she bleeds money. If money: Swiss. If mayo: Belgian.
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Apr 11, 2016 12:29
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Two epic tales of justice for your delectation: 
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ibntumart posted:Two epic tales of justice for your delectation: Person A has never been to the gym. Person B has never had a girlfriend.
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I love the idea of a treadmill going up to 50 mph. That's twice Usain Bolt's record-breaking speed.
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It's almost likeVerisimilidude posted:Person A has never been to the gym.
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hyperhazard posted:I love the idea of a treadmill going up to 50 mph. That's twice Usain Bolt's record-breaking speed. That's fast enough to keep an airplane on the ground!
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Verisimilidude posted:Person A has never been to the gym. Person B has never had a girlfriend. welp, two sentences that perfectly pre-empt the need for any further comment on these two.
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Leavemywife posted:Sounds like they should anthropologize. I appreciate this, but probably not for the reason you intended.
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hyperhazard posted:I love the idea of a treadmill going up to 50 mph. That's twice Usain Bolt's record-breaking speed. that's just how leet their phone hacking skills are
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Verisimilidude posted:Person A has never been to the gym. Person B has never had a girlfriend. Person B was never in the military either.
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Person A has actually played far too much Watch Dogs.
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moosecow333 posted:Person A has actually played far too much Watch Dogs. You mean everyday objects /can't/ be controlled by having a phone and dressing like a hobo?? Fake edit: I assumed anyone writing that stdh already looked like a hobo.
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ibntumart posted:Two epic tales of justice for your delectation: What an amateur phone hack 
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Generally when women have their tires slashed and their car filled with mud and cowshit, the first person they suspect is an ex-boyfriend. It's generally pretty easy to narrow it down to which boyfriend was the craziest and most likely to do that (and have access to, like, a combat knife for slashing tires). Also women generally break relationships off through the mail or the like because, well, their boyfriend is crazy and they're legit afraid he'd stab them with the combat knife if they did it in person. Also why the gently caress would the gym owner give you a 12-month subscription for loving up a guy and the treadmill? Generally it's the injured party who gets compensation. e: generally
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Generally when women have their tires slashed and their car filled with mud and cowshit, the first person they suspect is an ex-boyfriend. It's generally pretty easy to narrow it down to which boyfriend was the craziest and most likely to do that (and have access to, like, a combat knife for slashing tires). Also women generally break relationships off through the mail or the like because, well, their boyfriend is crazy and they're legit afraid he'd stab them with the combat knife if they did it in person. no, you see, he whislted at her.
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I audibly groaned. Ugh
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cash crab posted:
Ants infesting electronics is actually a thing, believe it or not. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasberry_crazy_ant
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If you Google "ants in Keurig" there are a few videos of same and lots of people complaining about it. It is really hard to clean them thoroughly unless you are very persnickety about it, so I can imagine people making enough sugar bomb coffee pods and missing enough of the residue that it would attract ants.
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Christo posted:Ants infesting electronics is actually a thing, believe it or not. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasberry_crazy_ant quote:If an ant is electrocuted, it can release an alarm pheromone in dying, which causes other ants to rush over and search for attackers. If a large enough number of ants collects, it may short out systems OH NOAlso, gross! This extra turns me off of using my mom's Keurig as I am pretty sure it's only busted out when I am over.
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AlbieQuirky posted:If you Google "ants in Keurig" there are a few videos of same and lots of people complaining about it. At my last workplace we had to get rid of the Keurig because it harbored German cockroaches. Same idea.
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RNG posted:At my last workplace we had to get rid of the Keurig because it harbored German cockroaches. Same idea. Sounds to me like the roaches did you a solid.
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RNG posted:At my last workplace we had to get rid of the Keurig because it harbored German cockroaches. Same idea. Goddamn illegal immigrants hiding in our small appliances 
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Fathis Munk posted:Goddamn illegal immigrants hiding in our small appliances Someone should build a great wall through Germany, keep those roaches in line 
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Does anyone have an old stdh that was a handwritten note from a neighbour complementing some guy on all his very loud and frequent sex-havings? Just thinking about how much that didn't happen makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
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