shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: TRUE WISDOM FROM WHERE YOU EXPECT IT LEAST. AMEN!

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RagnarokAngel: Oct 5, 2006; Black Magic Extraordinaire

WickedHate posted:

Found on tumblr:

1. Outrageous rear end in a top hat

2. Set up for a punchline

Ah the first "Learn the difference between a joke and a lie being passed off as real" of this thread.

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RagnarokAngel: Oct 5, 2006; Black Magic Extraordinaire

sharktamer posted:

Nah they stole it from the Linux distro.

No that's why the Linux distro got its name dog. We're only happy when we all have a good free open source OS.

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RagnarokAngel: Oct 5, 2006; Black Magic Extraordinaire

Desk Lamp posted:

You mean to tell me these kids...are inhuman!?

In retro stdh.txt I'm surprised this site still exists:

Book of Gord posted:

Can't Read Your Crazy Moon Language!
"Could you order me in a copy of Final Fantasy 9 from Japan? I don't want to wait till it comes out here."

"Uhm, sure. It'll be about $95 for a new copy imported from Japan, and it'll take about two weeks."

Game arrives, customer buys, and customer returns.

"Hey! I can't read the game! It's in Chinese!"

"Actually, it's in Japanese. Being it's a Japanese game, for Japanese gamers, in Japan."

"I can't read it."

"Well, just what did you think the game would be in? English?"

"They should be."

"I'll let them know."

How did this happen if you needed your playstation modded? I would assume someone who went to the trouble of modding their system would know that Japan speaks...Japanese.

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