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Doubtful Guest posted:Another tale of badass revenge, which if were true would still paint the writer in a horrible light. Or it's the rejected plot outline for The Craft 2. You know that episode of 30 Rock where Liz Lemon goes back to her high school reunion and it becomes clear that she was mean girl in high school?
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"I gotta stop loving my twin brother."
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Verisimilidude posted:
GOD, I thought this too. It seems like 50% of these "breaking up" stories involve some sort of crazy abusive women and the sainted men never fight back. Also it's super difficult to diagnose a bruised diaphragm because you don't have much feeling in it, so I'm not sure how he knew exactly when that was. Any man who is afraid of hooking up with women because they'll "cry rape" on him is welcome to excuse himself from social situations involving women. No one will miss him because he's probably a creepy fucker that expects a blow job for buying a meal.
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I remember in one of my college French seminars, we read Atala, which included some light incest. The two characters had been raised together but weren't blood relatives. It was still gross. There was one guy that would not stop talking about the incest taboo. He brought it up every single class. He did his paper on the theme of the incest taboo. It was super weird and I guess my inherent distrust of him after that proved the power of the incest taboo. But still.
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Megera posted:
Children that know a precocious amount about adult sexual behavior most likely have been sexually abused.
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Khazar-khum posted:Oh boy. Someone got Baker-acted.
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Khazar-khum posted:All Girls want is Bad Boys What is an "unusually large" kippah? Like, a beanie?
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Nov 6, 2015 18:49
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Did he stop in the revolving door? Because that's on you, buddy.
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Nov 9, 2015 02:29
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I bet the American soldiers just wanted to drink coffee for more than 15 seconds before it was gone.
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I would defer to a lawyer, but I think treating the kid would legally have fewer repercussions than not treating the child, since the parents could just say that they didn't say anything and the doctor refused care. If the parents were threatening to hurt anyone who tried to administrate care, hospitals have security teams for that. Or, they could call the police, take the kid away and administrate care. If this person didn't do literally everything she could to save a child's life, she's a legitimately bad medical professional who cares about her own safety over the survival of her patient. So additionally (I just looked it up), the mother would have final say in the administration of care unless the father was given sole custody of the child. It's kind of the worst to make poo poo up like this because there are legitimately hosed-up things that happen every day in the name of racism and making these things up so that people can say "that's not true therefore all racism is a lie." It's the same kind of deep disappointment that comes with false rape claims. It's so frustrating. As soon as people started questioning the account, she deleted her twitter.
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Nov 11, 2015 18:00
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Khazar-khum posted:The Troper wore Prada Combat boots with a Prada handbag? Honey he was saving the handbag from you.
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Nov 21, 2015 06:04
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If there is one thing little old ladies love doing, it's writing checks.
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Can't gate embedded images to work on mobile for some reason Who texts this weird poo poo with their landlord? Marius Pontmercy has a new favorite as of 17:48 on Nov 22, 2015 |
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I remember an early episode of Intervention where a woman would have a six pack on her morning train commute, then spend like 12 hours doing truck dispatching with a few beers at lunch, and then come home and drink another six pack on the way back. The woman was the epitome of a functional alcoholic. Once she stopped drinking like 18 beers a day, she ended up divorcing her husband because she was basically unstoppable.
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Perestroika posted:Sometimes it's hard to tell whether it would be worse if it was actually true: How does this person have "the highest GPA in the school" while not being able to stick to a consistent 1st or 3rd person narrative?
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Non Serviam posted:I'd be seriously worried if my kid's first reaction to serious injuries is to pray. There was just a study put about how kids raised by religious parents tend to be less altruistic and have more problems sharing with others than kids raised in non religious homes or homes where religion was not a justification for doing something kind.
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Non Serviam posted:I was raised a Catholic, and although my mom is still in the faith, I'm an agnostic. I was expected to call someone if I saw an accident. Prayer was not something we were supposed to do for poo poo like this. Where is OSHA that a sharp-rear end eagle flagpole is just falling on kids? Shouldn't that be a sign from god that it is weird and abnormal to have your country's flag mandatorily hanging in every classroom? Also thank you to the teacher who applied pressure to my kid's head wound instead of praying about it because that is probably why it just needed a staple instead of going through the kid's skull.
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Yeah it was the power of prayer. MY BAD.
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I know this didn't happen but I can't make it through that story without getting a little misty because dogs are so precious and I am a sucker.
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Really the least plausible thing is that a Chicago resident would voluntarily take a bus down Michigan Ave. I've seen terrible things these past 9 days.
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constantIllusion posted:It's either take the bus, or ride the CTA Red line and wonder where that smell is coming from. I ride the Metra. 
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Mr. Marshmon has very nice handwriting. When I was teaching once a girl told me my shoes were ugly (they were, but eh) and I told her if she couldn't say it in English it didn't count. That was the only phrase she learned in English. Teaching changes lives, you guys.
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Mr. Belpit posted:Why call the kid "OB" while also revealing his name is "Scotty"? Because he'll be an obstetrician one day because of this interaction.
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Buzkashi posted:"Man, people are always telling me to not be so great, I don't understand!" I have a friend in a PhD program who was constantly telling stories about class where it was obvious that she was hijacking a discussion to talk about something unrelated. Her professor took her aside and politely asked her to stop or she would be asked not to participate in class. She took it about as well as the above, but she didn't get kicked out of class, so I assume she actually just stopped.
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Her race will be important later on, as I will be making a series of racist claims.
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Paying for dinner doesn't preclude being an abuser. In fact, it could make him feel like he is "owed" something because he spent money on dinner by his date. You could just work on teaching the child to have healthy interactions with children his age, but that seems too easy and not as shareable on Facebook.
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Being a woman will get people to talk to you on public transportation. You won't like it, though. My best public transportation story is when a woman in full Vietnam Vet regalia sat next to me and said, "You know they put Viagra in Chapstick now. It's so you'll keep a stiff upper lip." And then she was silent for the rest of the bus ride. It was 2 years ago and it still impacts me greatly. VV I've seen her around town actually and in the Pride parade color guard. She seems awesome. I want to grow up to be her. Marius Pontmercy has a new favorite as of 17:38 on Jan 5, 2016 |
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Isn't it haram, if you will, to tell civilians about your deployment plans? My military friends have been very non-specific about where they are going before deployment other than "I am being deployed to Afghanistan." Once you're there it's no big deal, but I don't think they want it to be public knowledge of dates and places that they're shipping soldiers out.
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oldpainless posted:Who are we to judge what makes a culture legitimate? I stand behind my original statement. It's not flannel.
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Maybe one day that lady will learn how to be a mother so that her kid doesn't have to be an adult at 11.
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Khazar-khum posted:
This is the kind of thing that is hilarious to you and your long term significant other and no one else. Not people on the Internet, not really even your friends. The earlier you learn this in a relationship, the better.
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Does it make psychology majors more or less annoying?
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#notallimprov My biggest problems with improv people, and I live in Chicago, so there are a LOT of them, is that they want to play every public interaction as a "scene" and then get mopey when you just want to drink your coffee and have a normal conversation. It's just really tiring to be around someone who needs constant attention. See also: theater students. VVV BINGO Marius Pontmercy has a new favorite as of 23:55 on Jan 24, 2016 |
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Megera posted:Public page. Spanx are like wearing underwear or a bra or a slip: they're so that the fabric that, for example, this dress is made of, doesn't drape weird on your human shape. If you do not want to wear Spanx with a formal dress, you should wear fabric that has more structure and won't bunch on you. If she'd tried it on with the proper undergarments, she might not have thought that the dress looked "old."
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Just read the story. There were dogs on the flight and the child was breaking out in hives from the proximity to animals. They couldn't leave until the kid stopped sneezing and poo poo, so the plane was being delayed. Airline travel has a knack for turning people into isn't assholes. Legally if someone is so allergic to animals that they get that bad just being on the same place as them, it's the legal responsibility of the company that provides the service. I would assume they're putting the family on another plane with fewer animals on board. It's also irresponsible as a parent to not have Benadryl on hand if your child has allergic reactions this severe to animals. It's poo poo that did happen, but poo poo that we aren't getting entire story on.
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Retro Access posted:http://www.drugs.com/zyrtec.html Honestly the more I think about it, the less likely it is that people even knew what they were clapping for. They were being delayed, the source of the issue was removed from the plane and they could get on with the flight.
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canyoneer posted:Why are tumblr users so odd? IM SCREAMING
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