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Vindolanda posted:That only happens with Italians Holy gently caress I love these forums.
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Noyemi K posted:Troper STDH You know, I read this stuff and I have to wonder if anybody on the Troper Tales boards actually believes the other Tropers' stories, or if it's just some kind of weird contest where everyone's trying to one-up each other.
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Kimmalah posted:A little late, but you'd be surprised how often people do the "I'm a top secret trained assassin" thing and how many people honestly believe it without question. I watch a lot of true crime shows and this poo poo comes up all the time. Maybe so, but I'm more inclined to believe that Kurt Busch is completely batshit insane.
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Jan 18, 2015 17:48
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Drunk Tomato posted:There is no scientific proof of gluten sensitivity being a thing at all, beyond legit Celiac's sufferers - and do not count the self-diagnosed. It's literally something most people read in a magazine and took at face value: gluten=bad. Pretty much this. I've got a friend who decided she was "gluten intolerant" and stopped eating gluten about 6 years ago. And of course, she can't really be tested to verify this because that would mean having to eat foods with gluten for a week to see how she reacts (so she says). The thing is, "gluten insensitivity" or "gluten intolerance" is a self-fulfilling prophecy. Guess what you have to avoid when you can't eat gluten? Foods made with refined white flours and simple carbs (think white breads, pastas, pretty much ALL junk foods). Guess what foods make you feel bloated and sick when you eat them in abundance? Foods made with refined white flours and simple carbs (think white breads, pastas, junk food). So of course you're going to feel better if you cut them out of your diet.
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Jan 23, 2015 03:33
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EmmyOk posted:Minge is a very unpleasant word, almost as bad as panties. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiFM0xRXlic
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Apr 18, 2015 19:25
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hyperhazard posted:How massive would your hands have to be for "perfect hand fit" to translate to "big boobs?"  ???
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May 9, 2015 01:00
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MikeCrotch posted:Women are such bitches about cars amirite?! This one... I can actually believe happened. My mom works in the consumer protection division of the state AG's office. Basically what that means is that if a customer has an issue with a company, they can file a formal complaint with her office, and if the company in question is in violation of state law, they do whatever's necessary to get the company to comply. There are a lot of legitimately crazy people out there, and the end result is a whole lot of her job involves stuff that sounds like pure STDH. Example (and the story I thought of when I saw this post): One time she had a woman file a complaint against a garage because she was absolutely, completely, and unequivocally convinced that they had stolen her car and replaced it with an identical one. Now, this "identical" car was the same year, make, model, and color as her old car. The radio presets were all the same as hers. The driver's seat and mirrors were all set the same as her old car. But there was nothing anybody could do to convince her that it was in fact her car. Eventually I guess she just learned to live with it, because she eventually stopped calling my mom's office.
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May 19, 2015 22:45
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Cross-posting from the funny pictures thread: "I think I'll just print out this email my grandma sent me and turn it into a meme for some sweet, sweet internet points."quote:
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May 23, 2015 01:00
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I really, REALLY want to believe that whoever wrote that drivel knew exactly what they were doing and wrote it to be as outrageously STDH as possible, because the alternative is just too depressing.
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Jun 7, 2015 19:12
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Now I REALLY wanna know what a Relentlessly Gay yard looks like. ... I bet it looks fabulous.
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Jun 18, 2015 03:39
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kinmik posted:Someone tell me why it's Doctor Who stdh that's the smuggest, most self-fellating bullshit that makes its way to the forefront. Dude was so pathetic he had to Photoshop a face onto a pillow for his STDH.
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Minarchist posted:Mom signs her Christmas cards and any notes she leaves me when I'm dogsitting or whatever with a crude sketch of a wire hanger Your mom sounds awesome.
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Aug 8, 2015 12:15
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Panfilo posted:I feel like there is a consistent pattern with the STDH type stories. Either the narrator is way more brave or bold than he likely would be, is incredibly sarcastic and/or witty, everything gets exaggerated tenfold, etc. Did I miss anything? If you don't also include a teacher/mentor/manager/random stranger who also happens to be a Dr. Who fan or a brony, you're doing it wrong.
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Aug 13, 2015 02:42
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Rick_Hunter posted:Hot from imgur: Oh yes, he's SUCH a mature adult that he had to make a lovely meme and put it on imgur for sweet sweet internet cred.  
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Aug 20, 2015 21:18
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Jesus loving Christ, of all the things people misunderstand about the U.S. Constitution, "mah free speech!" is the one that gets up my nose the most. The right to free speech doesn't mean you can say whatever the hell you want to wherever the hell you want to, you rear end in a top hat. It means you have the right to speak out AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT without fear that they will come after you.
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Sep 6, 2015 23:30
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Samizdata posted:Truthfully, I think the whole, for lack of a better term, "hashtag culture" thing is, well, #BeyondRetarded and caused by #PeopleThatFollowTrendsTheyDon'tUnderstand. Case in point: 
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Sep 7, 2015 20:48
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Splicer posted:Who is she supposed to have written the letter for? Or is the poster saying they snooped through and ripped out a page of a 10 year olds diary? This image has appeared here before (but it's a huge-rear end thread, so who cares). As I remember it, the "backstory" on this is that some 20something special unique snowflake posted this image to her FB/blog/whatever with a note about how she found her old diary and had forgotten what a cool kid she was, or something similarly nauseating.
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Sep 8, 2015 23:46
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Rahonavis posted:I decided to check on what our old friend Amy Lee has been up to. Now I need a strong drink and a good, long stare at the wall. Jesus... This is my first ever encounter with this blog. So she thinks she's the Amy Lee from Evanescence, is that the deal? Mental illness is a terrible thing.
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Sep 9, 2015 22:38
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Alaois posted:no she gave the Amy Lee from Evanescence her name to use as a stage name, also she wrote all of Evanescence's songs and also wrote or inspired every song and movie you've ever heard/seen in your life. That explains so much.
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Sep 9, 2015 23:01
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trickybiscuits posted:It's a public account so no hiding the name: Good god, it turns out this one was real: http://www.wral.com/news/national_world/national/video/14882921/
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Sep 15, 2015 02:50
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Better Business Bureau. It's sort of a pre-Internet rating system for businesses. Old and/or dumb people seem to think it's some kind of regulatory body here in the U.S. though, so that's the threat they usually hurl at managers at [BUSINESS] in [TOWN] Fun fact! All you have to do to be rated by the BBB is pay to be a member.
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Sep 15, 2015 21:39
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EmmyOk posted:They should invent something to hold trousers up, smh at you trouser scientists. Hmmm... perhaps something that suspends from the shoulders and attaches to the waistband of the pants.
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Sep 16, 2015 23:28
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I guess we'll have to pull a bunch of names together and have a focus group come in.
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Sep 17, 2015 02:08
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Bobby Digital posted:I'm going to interpret this as the creator looks like a lesbian. Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 05:06 on Sep 18, 2015 |
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Sep 18, 2015 05:03
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goose fleet posted:And her name was..
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Sep 20, 2015 21:51
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A Classy Ghost posted:http://fox5sandiego.com/2015/09/24/women-insult-mom-in-line-at-tim-hortons-she-pays-them-back-with-good-deed/ Regardless of whether this S did or didn't H, I'm more hung up on the part where she lost 177lbs. Good for her, but how big was she when she started, that she lost that much weight and people still made "whale" jokes?
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Sep 25, 2015 03:20
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Honestly, seeing as how this supposedly took place in SC, it wouldn't surprise me if a toned-down version of this happened. Older guys in the south don't think girls can do things. My version happened at a lumber yard, where I was trying to find quarter round molding. The clerk had no idea what I was asking for and I had to show him what it was. When I went to pay for it, the old guy behind the counter gave me this grandfatherly smile and said "Are you building something today, honey?" It was probably the most condescending thing I've ever heard. If it had been STDH, I'd have told him off about how my dad was a hardware store manager (true) and I knew my way around tools (also true), and that I had to explain to his own employee what quarter round molding is. As it was, I just paid for my molding and left. It's just the south. Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 14:16 on Oct 17, 2015 |
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OctoberBlues posted:As an aside, apparently people in Scotland say "aye" just as much as we think they do. I was there this summer and went to a Celtic game, the guys behind me in line for tickets had the following conversation: Dude.
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Oct 18, 2015 22:49
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Of ALL of the fetishes the internet has shown us that this idiot decides to write his STDH about, he picks the absolute tamest one.
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Oct 28, 2015 00:46
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Nothing makes me want to have my brain impaled with a rusty, tetanus-laden railroad spike more than the "this troper" trope. I swear I can feel my intellect atrophy a little more every time I see that phrase at the beginning of a STDH.
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Oct 31, 2015 21:55
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A whole gallery of STDH, some of which has probably been here before: http://imgur.com/gallery/kAbrD
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Nov 3, 2015 00:11
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Khazar-khum posted:All Girls want is Bad Boys And now this is stuck in my head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnFi9Zvh4Wc
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Nov 7, 2015 03:37
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Depressio111117 posted:Sorry to bring it back to Ben Carson, but it turns out the good doctor ended one of his many stdhs with an ol' standby. I can't even begin to figure out how a re-test is supposed to demonstrate a student's honesty. 
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Nov 8, 2015 01:52
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oldpainless posted:And that's why you're not a doctor  You don't have to rub it in. Man, if only I'd gotten that scholarship to West Point.
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Nov 8, 2015 02:12
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Khazar-khum posted:Crowning Moment of Awesome Was the guy with the knife Ben Carson?
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Nov 8, 2015 20:34
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goose fleet posted:
No, pretty sure you're just racist.
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Nov 8, 2015 21:27
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MacGowans Teeth posted:I just saw this on the STDH behind closed ovens thing, and just I realize this is STDH and quite possibly satire, but the thing that's making me rage against this nonexistent machine the most is the part about how her friend just asks her to pick up a shift at a coffee shop where she presumably is not an employee. How does said friend not get in trouble/fired for that? There is SO MUCH loving liability involved there -- I can't imagine that even the chillest, most laid-back manager/owner on the planet would allow it.
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Nov 10, 2015 03:09
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Fathis Munk posted:Is there anything in the US that's not a drive through? Funeral homes. Oh, wait...
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Postal Parcel posted:Ehhh, this is a friend though. It could be a fine joke between them. "Third time's the charm eh" "Ha-ha, very funny. Call me when you can even get a girlfriend, Neckbeard" "You're coming to the wedding, right?" "Dude, I'm coming to all your weddings."
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