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That's an old joke. Was he passing it off as his actual story?
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It's a Home Depot or lowes. They literally sell all the stuff you need to cut wood. And usually have it set up to see/demo.
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May 26, 2014 21:41
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The dumbest part of that one is that the windshield looks pretty clear?
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May 28, 2014 04:10
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Facepalm Ranger posted:
The stated reason for this is that if the card gets stolen, the thief has an easily accessible sample of your signature to learn how to fake. So to that guy it might have been logical to pull out his drivers license each time rather than whatever he perceived as the risk of signing the back of his card.
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May 28, 2014 07:29
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Slime posted:A signature is worthless as a means of identification anyway. I've completely hosed it up and my bank has accepted it, and most of those screens you're meant to sign are so loving inaccurate that if you manage to get something that looks like something other than a child scribbling is a challenge. Right no. I'm not defending it, merely explaining the reasoning behind it, even if it's faulty. I, personally, cannot wait until the chip thing the the UK has becomes prevalent over here.
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May 28, 2014 17:32
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Some Idiotic Website posted:As with any story with minimal documentation (Ardentleprechaun’s pictures are currently floating at the top of Reddit.com), we’re going to assume, for the sake of storytelling, that Shane is a real person, and that these notes from -Management are real as well. No, this is not how that works. God did these people never learn anything about sources?
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Jun 26, 2014 18:13
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They probably weren't up early, but rather up late, and they didn't want their parents to know that they'd been up all night pooping in boxes and playing mmos.
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Jun 26, 2014 19:05
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Conal Cochran posted:What is higher class fast food? Chick-fil-a? Starbucks? Not even that.. it would be almost impossible for you to mistake the MASSIVELY AND INTENSELY BRANDED cup from another chain.
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Jul 9, 2014 00:58
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duckmaster posted:Genuine question: do American service staff actually talk like this? All these stories seem to feature an offensively condescending fast food worker on some kind of power trip, banging on about franchises and the moral issues surrounding free coffee. No, these are all the hackneyed tales written by people who think they're really clever writers.
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Jul 9, 2014 01:17
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:This is my favorite part. Also he's driving drunk! What a hero!
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Jul 9, 2014 04:04
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Dis posted:"De-Alex Macking." If this wasn't a term before, I applaud you for making it one. I haven't thought about that show in years. I agree, I hadn't thought about it in so long that it took me about thirty seconds before I was even able to parse what he meant.
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Jul 11, 2014 03:47
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The White Dragon posted:I figure this particular case is that he's been keeping a "this is why I'm not having sex" diary, most people can't actually remember things that precisely. No. But using it to slam your partner or try to shame her into sex is pretty much the height of creepiness.
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Jul 21, 2014 07:42
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I'm married, And while I'm not going to go talking about personal details on an internet forum, when my wife and I have had issues between us, we sit down and talk about them like adults. In what possible world is it not creepy to list out every little detail of your sex life then email it to your partner? If it's so bad that she won't talk about it, bring that up. If she still refuses to discuss it, reevaluate your marriage. Don't be the creepy weirdo who is listing every 'infraction' in an email, talk to your partner like an adult human being. This is not really a complex or difficult thing to grasp. If you can't be an adult about it, you probably weren't ready to get married so it may not actually end up being a healthy marriage.
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Jul 21, 2014 08:30
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SpookyLizard posted:Is that poo poo OTC or prescription? It's prescription. Also, if you overuse it, it could cause cluster headaches or extra migraines. It's sort of a double edged sword, you know?
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Aug 9, 2014 05:55
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Tunicate posted:That one's a satire, though. All that's missing is an L and he said dead not death in the bottom paragraph? Am I crazy? I read it like 4 times. Am I missing a joke?
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Jan 11, 2015 10:18
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KiddieGrinder posted:Also it would be a controlled observation, not an experiment. Experiments are about measuring the change in X when you add/subtract/modify Y. An observation is just doing something and watching what happens. Yeah that's correct. Another example of an experiment would be for you, a white person, to do that, then have a black person do it, and a hispanic person, etc. using the same set of slurs in the same of similar areas.
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Jan 12, 2015 18:58
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Whiskey A Go Go! posted:Also someone who is isn't getting sex. Patton Oswalt?
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Jan 16, 2015 18:20
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I worked as a teacher's aide for a little while when I was much younger, and there are children with things like actual diagnosed autism who sometimes get to wear headphones all day just because it really does filter out noise. However, those kids are not in regular classrooms, and they certainly do not have the wherewithal and social skills necessary to smugly speak up in class the way that person did. At best, they'd mumble out the correct information, and then get overwhelmed when addressed and either shut down or act out.
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Jan 19, 2015 16:17
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Yeah. He was a giant tool and he was completely full of poo poo in every way. He may be good with a rifle, but he's such an atrocious person over all that it's been super annoying lately.
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Jan 20, 2015 02:47
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Fathis Munk posted:I too regularly compliment random people on their hairstyle. That's what actual people do right ? I do that sometimes? That's not that weird is it?
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Jan 20, 2015 04:08
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Nah man, a lot of teachers let you eat in class if you're quiet and not a troublemaker. At least in the states it's not that uncommon.
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Jan 20, 2015 15:45
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Fathis Munk posted:I guess it's just that I have never been complimented by a random stranger You probably don't live in an area where it's common. Some areas of the U.S. it's normal. Some it isn't.
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Jan 20, 2015 18:17
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Fathis Munk posted:Well I don't even live in the US Yeah that makes a ton of sense. Also I really like your avatar too. Adorable confused kitty.
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Jan 20, 2015 20:16
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I guess French people are compliment stingy. Especially in Paris which does not surprise me!
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EmmyOk posted:No, we were busy bombing innocents Yeah, the US got to that part a bit late to the game. But we more than made up for lost time.
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Jan 22, 2015 22:04
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Lblitzer posted:I'm deeming this "stupid poo poo that's not going to happen in a fantastic way": If there's one thing that means a strong, stable, worthwhile company, it's completely and utterly lacking any sort of vision.
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Jan 23, 2015 20:16
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Don't worry, it's still complete bullshit.
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Jan 24, 2015 02:27
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turnways posted:Yeah even the pics of his fiancee's various scars seem kinda...well, decide for yourself: Woman with literally no definition to her arms/shoulders/legs and scars that look like she either grew up in the country or maybe crashed her bike a couple times as a teenager = NAVY SEAL HYPERMARINE VETERAN. lol
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Jan 24, 2015 09:15
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Kimmalah posted:The one former Marine I knew was a huge fatass because when he got out he basically rebelled by saying "gently caress it" and letting himself go. Scar girl is definitely a load of poo poo, but there are a lot of fat soldiers out there. Yeah that's possible. I dunno though, even fat dudes that used to be buff tend to have big arms.
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Jan 24, 2015 18:06
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Shells are so loving hot you have no idea. I got one caught between my belt and my pants once and it hurt so bad. It was like a one in a million event too. It was awful.
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Jan 25, 2015 02:02
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I cut my hand between the first and second fingers with a steak knife when I was cutting an apple. Then a couple years later I cut my other hand's pointer finger with an X-acto knife and it bled bad that my friend who was in the garage with me started throwing up and nearly passed out. I was a very clumsy child  Both of those are far more impressive looking than literally any of that combat vet's scars.
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Jan 25, 2015 08:04
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The stdh guy might be in a state that makes it really hard to legally comp a drink. Or he could work at a number of restaurants that claim that it's illegal, even when it's technically not. They hold to that party line hardcore because alcohol is a money maker.
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Jan 25, 2015 10:08
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Coyotes can also travel in packs, and it's just about the only time that they are anything even resembling confident. So if a coyote did get mad enough to fight a dude, it probably had like 4-7 other coyotes at its back, and they'd all come in and gently caress your day up. Or it had rabies. A grown rear end man is not really opportunistic prey for something like a coyote, so even if it was weak/old/starving it wouldn't go near you. It might go after like a kid or something, but even that is pretty unlikely.
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Jan 26, 2015 06:35
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Rudager posted:Has anyone ever called their kid "spawn", or is it some terrible censoring where she misses replacing her name about 80% of the time. She's just got a WACKY JEWISH MOTHER!!!!!!!!!
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Jan 30, 2015 02:16
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Lblitzer posted:I swear I posted about this earlier but I don't think I did but in any case I was wondering the same thing. I've worked several retail jobs and I can't recall hearing myself or anyone saying it more than just a few times, which is why my brain hurts every time I do read it because it seems it's in every story. That's the one thing that never even registers to me. But I'm from Texas and that's just how I was always raised to talk, especially in a retail setting. I still say sir/ma'am just regularly, but I get that it is strongly regional.
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Feb 2, 2015 17:56
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Pistoph posted:Same here, but again, it's a product of the way I was raised. I'm a military brat and both of my parents were born in southern states. It used to really weird me out when adults used to ask me not to address them that way. It's just one way I learned to show respect. Both my parents are Southern staters, and they were both military brats so maybe that's where I got it. Neither of them joined the military, but I just always did/do it unless I know the person pretty well. If someone gets mad I just sort of shrug and ask their name, then call them what they tell me. Fortunately I no longer work in customer service so it doesn't matter.
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Feb 2, 2015 19:43
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I actually believe that one in small town Texas.
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Feb 3, 2015 14:55
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Evelyn Nesbit posted:It says a lot about this guy that once PIV sex was off the table, he was like "well I give up, nothing else to do here". The girl probably decided to bounce one she realized he wasn't going to go down on her. lol only betas do that bro. - redpillers
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Feb 6, 2015 21:12
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Ytlaya posted:Jesus Christ goons love talking about how smart they were as children. The vaccination thread in D&D also had a couple pages of a bunch of posters talking about how they were reading at a college level at the age of 4 or whatever. 
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Feb 11, 2015 19:54
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Nerds who spend their 20's and later on an internet forum devoted to lovely comedy probably value their intelligence highly, either as the sole source of their self confidence, or a part of it. Given a forum for discussion, they will probably mention it, especially in relation to people they didn't like when they were younger. There may just be some sort of correlation between people like that and the communities of SA and Reddit. This is like bitching that GiP posters are all (ex-)military guys.
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Feb 11, 2015 20:11
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BrainDance posted:It would make the creepy filet o fish story even creepier if there was any way it was true. Drugs and being white and/or rich.
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