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Not Always Romantic posted:(I sometimes revert to a form of baby talk when I get really excited. My boyfriend has just proposed. It’s late because he proposes after a special dinner and takes me to our favorite evening spot in the park. I am calling my parents, particularly my mom who doesn’t always understand my personality. I am speaking in baby talk the entire time.)
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Nckdictator posted:I turned and went down the aisle of the grocery store. He started to come after me, viciously cursing as he did so, but a man stopped him and said, “I’m married to a ‘dyke’, and am the father of a ‘dyke’, and it is my duty to make sure the Queen of Dykes is not hosed with any further by a little pissant like you. I suggest you leave, before you find out how many other men are fond of ‘dykes’ like her.” Thank goodness there was a man there to intervene.
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May 8, 2014 23:16
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:My art teacher showed us a black and white photo of some dude with half an arm in his rear end and apparently this was a relatively famous photographer. You'll see at least 5-10 dicks in every art class FYI. That would be Robert Mapplethorpe. Apart from being a legitimately amazing photographer, he's also pretty important in modern art history because his choices in subject matter kicked off a lot of major arguments about public funding for and display of controversial art. I'd be surprised if any art history class covering recent history didn't cover him, really. 
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Oct 16, 2014 06:47
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I work at an online helpdesk for a billing service. We just got this email from a customer who'd used our service to pay for a meal at a chain restaurant, as a reply to her billing statement.
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