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I've been to small theaters with balconies for concerts. If you were dancing near one like you were drunk, there's a good chance an usher or someone would ask you to sit the hell down.
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sweeperbravo posted:It's kind of hilarious because it implies he wouldn't have done the same thing had the waitress done exactly the same thing but been Chinese instead. The great thing is that a Chinese waitress would probably be paying off her trip over or trying to support family back home, but let's give the white woman they hired to answer the phones the big tip. (Also STDH just from the picture, congrats on having a $100 bill.)
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poo poo that did happen: went to Gamestop to pick up my preorder of Dark Souls, girl behind the counter mentions that the bosses are crazy, and I tell her that I like hard enemies and Shadow of the Colossus is my favorite game. She says, "oh, cool! Wait here!" and goes to the break room to get her SotC t-shirt out of her bag. I compliment her on it, pay for the game, and walk out. I'm gay.  e: no i'm actually gay
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Any time I see something clever written on homework or something lovely written on a restaurant receipt I just assume it's STDH.
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Mar 26, 2016 12:19
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Khazar-khum posted:no, you do not need to be his wingman. coworker, friday afternoon, 4:45 PM: "so, ah, you doing anything this weekend" troper: "this troper has big plans... for a few wiki updates" coworker: "huh. hey, man, you can come out with us tonight if you want. i know a few girls you might like. i'll even play wingman" troper: "what sort of woobie do you mistake me for, sir"
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Mar 26, 2016 21:58
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Lady Naga posted:Let's all share our personal perspective on what words we may or may not have heard. Never heard Cloud Cuckooland, been calling it a balaclava since I was a kid.
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Tunicate posted:STDH about STDH! And the husband shouted one word: "owned."
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You can tell it's STDH because it's a long-rear end conversation about cucking on the internet and no one used the word "cuck".
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Splicer posted:I love my dead gay thoughts. dead gay, son what
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flosofl posted:Not only are they really, really good at paying attention to body language and expressions, they're also the only animals outside of humans that will turn to look at what you're looking at if you're not making eye contact. So basically they understand indirect "pointing". They also realize when your eyes are closed, you can't see them. They did a really funny experiment with being denied a treat. Then the person closed their eyes. Almost without fail, the dog would creep up, steal the treat, and then try to look totally innocent when the person opened their eyes again. I googled this a while back and dogs, cats, dolphins, elephants, and seals understand pointing behavior to some degree. Other animals may or may not, but primates surprisingly aren't on the list.
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Apr 7, 2016 23:48
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Women don't know how good they have it trying to find any means possible of trying to feed their children whose father died in war.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Worse than death for the men is the knowledge that their widows automatically get full custody. You know, I think those cultures that had widows jump on the pyre had an idea....
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AlbieQuirky posted:If you Google "ants in Keurig" there are a few videos of same and lots of people complaining about it. At my last workplace we had to get rid of the Keurig because it harbored German cockroaches. Same idea.
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