shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: TRUE WISDOM FROM WHERE YOU EXPECT IT LEAST. AMEN!

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Tea Bone: Feb 18, 2011; I'm going for gasps.

Seventh Arrow posted:

A classic from the old thread:

Really, any time someone says "and so begins my epic battle," you know they're lying. Also anything that starts with "This troper recently..." should be viewed with suspicion (unless followed with the words "spent Friday night alone" or "started crying when a bully threatened me.")

I love how the bully in these stories are always defeated like mario bosses. Hold your place until the last second, dodge, hit them while they're confused, repeat. This one even has a loving cut scene halfway through when the bullies girlfriend throws him another meter stick.

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Tea Bone: Feb 18, 2011; I'm going for gasps.

Awkward Davies posted:

Noooo, my magic cards!

Up until the last paragraph, I was fully expecting his "weapon" to be nun-chucks or a katana.

# ¿ May 6, 2014 23:26

Tea Bone: Feb 18, 2011; I'm going for gasps.

I think the most confusing part of this stdh is the fact the 'dipshit' was dressed in a trench coat and fedora. Like this reads exactly like a trooper tale, do tropers not think the trench coat and fedora look is the height of class anymore?

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 12:17

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