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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: TRUE WISDOM FROM WHERE YOU EXPECT IT LEAST. AMEN!
 
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Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

 Of course it refers to her as "a female" too because every loving one of those people do.

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Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

 Also self-diagnosed autism.

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Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

cash crab posted:

No, that was absolutely the case and it was great.

e:



You can tell the person who made this is supposed to be married, because his fake spouse addressed it to "husband" and signed it as "wife"

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Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

 No somebody has to be racist here, not only did the poo poo not happen but it was also racist

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Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

 http://imgur.com/gallery/sA2sq

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Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

 Watch out, it's a "highschool veteran."

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Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

 #InexactQuote

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Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

 If you chant LITERALLY A BIRD three times to a mirror at midnight, a mod appears and posts in all your favorite threads.

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Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

SEX BURRITO posted:



C'mon people. Put a bit of loving effort into your STDH. I need details. What was his clever retort to the spitter? Who got married at the end of this story?

I love the placement of that "Disgusting."

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: TRUE WISDOM FROM WHERE YOU EXPECT IT LEAST. AMEN!