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Zaphod42 posted:What kind of a name is "Abcde" !? That's not a name that's the start of the alphabet. Makes me really question her parents' judgement. It's one of those things like Le-a where someone's aunt's sister's neighbor totally knew someone with that name. It kept cropping up in the PYF Terrible Names thread so often that it was banned.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2014 01:06 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 08:40 |
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Postscripts are supposed to go after the signature. C'mon, dude.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 07:21 |
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quote:First, make sure you clean and rinse the tub really good. This is important, and make sure you tell her you cleaned it well. Then fill it with full hot water first to heat up the tub itself. Leave it for a few minutes, then drain. Now when you refill it with water, it will be lukewarm because you used up all the hot water warming the drat tub.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 20:02 |
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gently caress phone relays. I'm just going to punch the 1 button a couple hundred times.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 03:46 |
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epopt posted:Did a quick search and found it although I like how one of the comments below the picture was "I don't love my child that much". This entire article makes me incredibly sad. Beside the poo-eating, she also talks about counting down the seconds until her partner gets home so that someone else will be able to help with the baby. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/mo...-Cambridge.html (Also, the painful Kate Middleton tie in)
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 07:37 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Turns out this av is appropriate with a lot of threads on the forum It might get replaced soonish but I very much love it.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 04:30 |
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"I'm going to word this meme so that it sounds like I got away with domestic abuse" I'm guessing 99% of the comments are along the lines of "People say not to hit women, but I'm just so edgy I'd hit anyone trying to threaten me!" *unpopular puffin meme*
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2015 20:53 |
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"I plead the fifth" *continues answering questions*
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2015 01:34 |
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Found it! http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3496293 It started off as an angry letter to her ex, including the bit about the stand mixer he wouldn't buy her. When people called her out on some of the things in the letter, it spiraled from there. Highlights: Ms Happy Wednesday posted:My one lung is from a punctured lung I suffered in a motorcycle accident. It is not gone but it is not fully functional. House at 14 was purchased with part of the sale of a wholesale business I couldn't run anymore. I still have the house! quote:I just bought it and the title was put under my name. That was it. It cost me $20,000 or so which was about half of what the business' client list was sold for. quote:Augh more business questions. Er, employees were 2 in stocks, 1 in shipping, and a secretary to take in orders and keep a proper record. Annual revenue? It varied from anywhere between $20,000 to a maximum of $350,000 which I only achieved one year. I sold silver jewelry. I sold it so I could keep traveling! quote:It did support 5 people, and could've supported at least 10 more. That was the selling point, with my ample client list, and my stock providers, it was just up to someone with more time and money to expand the business. quote:I had 5 employees, their salaries were not that big. How does my business fit into all this? What can you do if I'm lying or if I am telling the truth? Unless you have experience with a wholesale business, I doubt you can be a good judge of where the money goes, what type of salary to expect, and what is the appropriate revenue for that type of business. quote:Pfft, you might want to read more carefully. I don't support my travel with that business, I sold it off. I so something similar, but for a bigger company that I do not own, of course. quote:How did I support myself? Silver, my friend. It knows how to sing in all languages. Once I went to Delhi, and I had about $500 worth of silver jewelry, which I traded for $500 worth of faceted gemstones. Then I sold them to jewelers in Buenos Aires for $2000. Sorry I don't do everything through Walmart and the mighty American government like you. And the best response. Numerical Anxiety posted:This is old now, but it's been bothering me. How is that trade remotely profitable? Sure you made $1500 there, most if not more than that would be eaten up by your expenses, assuming you went to Buenos Aires, which you've implied that you would have. Throw in paying employees and everything else, and while silver might be able to sing, I have to consider the possibility that it can't do math. She also had a previous thread about being a bounty hunter in Mexico.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 07:45 |
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THE AUTOBIOGRAPHYwritten by two other guys
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2015 08:05 |
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canyoneer posted:So, if you meet a vegan who also runs marathons, which of those facts will they insert into conversation first? "Have you ever read Atlas Shrugged?"
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 05:53 |
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corn in the bible posted:I fumble with the lock, manage to extract it, tremblingly place it in the guy's hand. He nods, puts one hand on the back of my sweat-drenched New York Jets jacket, drags me back out into the main room, puts the other hand on the back of my friend's jacket, and shoves us both outside with the cops. "Tell these gringos to get their asses home."
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 06:19 |
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Stan Taylor posted:Those "men are oppressed!" STDHs are the best. Wasn't there one about a guy putting hot sauce in his used condom before he threw it away? Classic. Google led me to some beautiful MRA stories, including this: quote:My gf and I are both 21 and have been dating for 5 months. Early in the relationship she talked a lot about having children, and I said I was NOT comfortable with that under ANY circumstances. We are both in college and it would be a terrible idea for obvious reasons.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 00:27 |
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Khazar-khum posted:"Well, then, if you are supposed to learn, and learning is what you did today, then you did what you are supposed to do. and doing what you're supposed to do is being good"
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 17:30 |
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Conchúir...Connor? Mairead...Meeraid? I know Cuchulainn (Coohillan), Siobhan (Shivahn), and Niamh (Neeve) thanks to people I knew in high school. If you have any other Irish name, I'm out.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 01:03 |
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iirc, Poisin literally means kitten, right?
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 02:32 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Then there are these people. For some reason, Baltimore is goony as hell. There's a 90% chance I know whoever submitted this. I'm friends with one couple on Facebook who only posts statuses like this (complete with stilted dialogue and stage directions) and it gets annoying really fast.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 16:34 |
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I am also a certified samba instructor.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2015 18:00 |
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Stoatbringer posted:Shouldn't it be a bible, a gun and an eagle? That's the twist at the end: The baby crawls toward the father and reaches for the gun in his holster. The father cries with joy.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2015 18:13 |
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Friend of a friend: http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2010-01-29/news/bal-md.homicide29jan29_1_samurai-three-other-students-dennis-o-shea Article makes him sound like a shithead, but he was pretty traumatized by the whole thing, from what I heard (unlike crazy train guy). Moral of the story: Don't go around waving swords. Especially on a crowded train, jesus loving christ.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 19:42 |
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invisible jerk posted:http://www.etiquettehell.com/smf/index.php?topic=1352.0 "She was about a foot taller than the groom." What kind of a petty rear end in a top hat do you have to be to care about this? What should she have done, sawed off her legs?
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2015 18:15 |
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Random, nonsensical outburst followed by rapid skin color change and fainting? That's less "Ha ha, stupid customer" and more "And that's when they discovered the brain tumor."
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2015 18:30 |
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quote:I asked where he wanted to eat, and to my shock, he responded with, “Take me to the best steak house here in the city of Houston.” Now, I’m no cultural expert by any means, but even I knew this was outlandish. I waited for the punch line of the joke, but he was 100% serious. Apparently he loves his steak, and can only eat it when he is here by himself in the states for obvious reasons. I love this bit. IIRC, when people called him out on it, he made up some stuff about how he really meant pork, not beef, and maybe the guy was Hindu and SHUT UP IT HAPPENED.
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# ¿ May 1, 2015 04:15 |
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My MIL lives overseas and misses American magazines, so we save our old copies for her to take back when she comes to visit. My mother just gave me a stack of magazines to pass on, and sure enough there were a couple of Readers Digests in there. I remembered those terrible jokes and "funny" blurbs readers would send in - I used to love them as a kid. I flipped through, looking for possible thread content, and sure enough, there are pages and pages of them... and 90% are taken directly from Not Always Right, with a few Clients From Hell and Reddit stories thrown in. They're not even coming up with original STDH anymore.
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# ¿ May 8, 2015 19:02 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Imgur Profession STDH is at it again."JHS ESL teacher in Japan" How massive would your hands have to be for "perfect hand fit" to translate to "big boobs?"
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# ¿ May 9, 2015 00:52 |
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razorrozar posted:Didn't it turn out that the NAR editor was making all the stories way more STDH than when they were submitted? This is the one I originally found. They've been getting better at removing overlapping stories lately, but a few still slip through the cracks. Not Always Right posted:
Unfiltered posted:Junior High School
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# ¿ May 11, 2015 01:53 |
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And I'm their best man/woman!
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# ¿ May 19, 2015 13:27 |
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I had a roommate who used to meow like a cat when she was bored or zoning out in conversation. Nicest person otherwise, but that was pretty loving weird.
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# ¿ May 19, 2015 20:06 |
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Marley Wants More posted:Sharing because you never know! Better safe than sorry! Makes you think!
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# ¿ May 21, 2015 04:02 |
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No link to the thread, unfortunately, but here's the post.quote:I doubt many people are going to believe me, but here's the story anyway. I warn you now that this is pretty long.
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 05:40 |
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I'm disappointed that he went on to a Part 4. It would have been great if it had ended with him accidentally doing his job. At least then it would have been kind of poignantly self-aware.
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# ¿ May 23, 2015 15:43 |
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# ¿ May 25, 2015 17:18 |
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sweeperbravo posted:What the gently caress is Clep College Level Exam Program Basically, like APs.
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# ¿ May 25, 2015 22:12 |
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MindlessHavok posted:Forget the ADA thing, wouldn't it be hugely illegal for a previous employer to provide that kind of information? As I understood it, aren't they only able to confirm or deny the person worked there and if they did verify the dates? At least in the US, there isn't any official law against it, but a lot of companies have that policy anyway, for various reasons.
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# ¿ May 26, 2015 13:45 |
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Aw man, I'd forgotten that site existed. The majority of the comments are arguing over whether or not women can get pregnant more than one day per month.
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# ¿ May 28, 2015 20:52 |
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Or, you know, they could legally marry once they got there.
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# ¿ May 31, 2015 23:25 |
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Postal Parcel posted:I think the implication is that they weren't going to New York but flew over Canada where gay marriage is presumably legal so that they could be real married for all of 5 minutes. It is. Which is why they could have waited a couple of hours and then have gotten legally married in the state of NY, rather than sort-of married in Canada.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2015 00:36 |
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Roro posted:Roger Rabbit is pretty horrifying in parts. The cartoon shoe being dissolved, and the ever famous "When I killed your brother, I talked just... like... THIIIIIIIIS!" It was the henchmen literally laughing themselves to death that got me as a kid. I think the idea of someone just keeling over and dying out of nowhere freaked me out.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2015 22:45 |
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Khazar-khum posted:(The boy takes the guitar, and plays the entirely wrong note.) Out of all the things in this story, I think it bothers me the most that whoever wrote and edited it doesn't know the difference between a note and a chord. Or maybe [song] has the most recognizable first note ever.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 17:54 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 08:40 |
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quote:It was making me really insecure, which is something I had never been before. I couldn't believe how I was feeling about myself. All this crazy "girl" thoughts I had never had kept swirling around in my head. "Girl" thoughts
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