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- The Bee
- Nov 25, 2012
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Making his way to the ring . . .
from Deep in the Jungle . . .
The Big Monkey!
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That is probably the most racist "I'm not saying she's black but . . . " post I've ever seen.
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Oct 9, 2014 14:43
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- The Bee
- Nov 25, 2012
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Making his way to the ring . . .
from Deep in the Jungle . . .
The Big Monkey!
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Feel Sorry For Girls Who Actually Like Science
MIDDLE SCHOOL | NY, USA | BAD BEHAVIOR, MATH & SCIENCE, STUDENTS
(We are in seventh grade and taking an honors course. This course is at a ninth-grade level and worth a high school credit. Today we’re looking at specimens through microscopes. One girl has just taken out a tube of something I assume is Chap-Stick.)
Girl: “…and then you put the glitter on the base, and…”
Teacher: “Woah, woah woah woah woah! Stop it right there! Is that glitter glue?!”
Girl: *along with her friend* “Well, yeah.”
Teacher: “Why the h**** are you putting glitter glue in my microscope?!”
Girl: “Um, because it needed glitterizing…”
Girl’s Friend: “See? Now it looks more glamorous!”
(Thankfully, the teacher managed to wash the glitter glue off before it broke the microscope or something. The two idiots managed somehow to stay in the class, despite repeatedly pulling stunts like this. In one semester they managed to break the smart board, download a virus on the teacher’s personal laptop, and crack ceiling tiles. They also continuously did stupid “experiments” that usually involved One Direction, and continuously blasted Taylor Swift from their phones.)
GIRLS, amirite?
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