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kitchenette posted:
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# ¿ May 10, 2014 16:06 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 15:22 |
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The silliest part of that story is how easy it is to disprove it from the get-go. Regina Spektor has nearly no Russian accent whatsoever; her family left Moscow when she was 9. (And what the hell does "slightly thick" mean?) Her music isn't anything that someone would want playing softly in the corner of a crowded bar, it's rather quirky and her voice is fairly unusual. Her "Russian-English"? That's just gross. Also, again, just YouTube any Regina Spektor interview. You can see that she speaks perfect, fluent, natural English. I have a hard time imagining a Russian person unable to pronounce most eastern European names, anyways. This is just someone's fanfiction.
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# ¿ May 15, 2014 05:35 |
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ibntumart posted:By all that is holy, let's please not! Instead, have some more content. Mods, requesting name change.
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# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:01 |
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Oh, yay, zug.com is back!
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# ¿ May 27, 2014 08:11 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I love you guys, so I'm just passing this along motherfucker never should have come to McMuffin territory. Fuckin' EGG GANGS bitches.
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# ¿ May 28, 2014 06:29 |
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Facepalm Ranger posted:That story reminds me of something that did happen~~~ I don't really understand why you're so smug about this. A lot of people in the US do this and use their passport/driver's license to prove who they are. It's their choice, and while I don't think it really makes any difference in whether their poo poo gets stolen, it's a matter of personal preference and not really a loving YANKS issue.
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# ¿ May 28, 2014 08:38 |
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Facepalm Ranger posted:It's the weird aversion to chip & pin. It's been used in the uk for so long that signing for something just takes much longer. So not having the back of the card signed and having to pull out get another card makes the whole paying process longer, even more frustrating when there's a long queue of customers also. It's not an aversion when the system isn't widely available. I agree chip and pin is better, though.
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# ¿ May 28, 2014 11:28 |
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I admit that I laughed at this, but I know it isn't real: http://www.tickld.com/x/i-wish-this-man-was-my-father-hes-hilarious (Safe for work)
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# ¿ May 31, 2014 03:23 |
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So does this lady just have raging schizophrenia or what?
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2014 10:52 |
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color posted:Please, please, if ANYONE has either a link to the Angry Bee Dance Helldump thread or just a saved .txt of the thread or even just a .txt of Deek's posts from that thread, post it here. Looks like search and archives are both down, unfortunately, but I'm looking for ti as soon as they come back up.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2014 05:02 |
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Archives are back! Angry Bee Dance's Helldump. and the original thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3061239&userid=145252
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2014 05:08 |
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Maybe he wouldn't have drowned if he and his sister hadn't had a long-rear end conversation about drowning while they were in the middle of the loving lake drowning.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2014 13:22 |
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Naaaah, I'm pretty sure some of that happened. Like the first sentence.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 09:39 |
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p-hop posted:This exact argument has happened in Goons with Spoons, along with: 1. Yes 2. Maybe 3. Beans and a hamburger
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 10:21 |
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I propose the OP amends the first post to say that green text stories should be excluded. Even though they're pretty funny.
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2014 12:50 |
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WebDog posted:There was another mommy blogger who said she once did the same to a stray piece of her child's poo poo when changing. I'm sure there are tons more of mothers smitten to madness. This is just so sad and awful. I'm sick from reading this. Maybe it's hosed that I even say this, but I want that woman to get help.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2014 21:05 |
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duckmaster posted:Genuine question: do American service staff actually talk like this? All these stories seem to feature an offensively condescending fast food worker on some kind of power trip, banging on about franchises and the moral issues surrounding free coffee. No, of course not. That's why these stories are so funny. No one on earth talks like that. Imaduck posted:What always bugs me is the retail stories where the customer is allegedly yelling and swearing at the employee, and employee just sits back and take it. When I worked retail management, if anyone started shouting or using any profanity with my employees I'd immediately step in and tell them if they didn't stop they would have to leave. Call centers have these policies as well, so I just don't get the stories where the stdh story-teller claims "the customer called the employee a 'loving oval office dyke' and she responded 'I'm sorry about that, sir.' Then I stepped in and saved the day." This, too. You don't let it happen and just smile, and you don't yell at them. The first thing you'rE told to do in that situation is to get your manager. YOU can't call the cops, ban the customer from the store, etc. It's the manager's job to deal with this kind of abusive numbnuts. I've only worked retail collectively about a year, so I haven't seen many incidents where a customer is redfaced and screaming, but it does happen. NAR contributors have never seen a person swear before, because what they write is completely insane, but you do get the very occasional 'gently caress YOU!" or "THIS IS BECAUSE I'M *some ethnicity*, ISN'T IT?"
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2014 00:58 |
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Ytlaya posted:I can't help but imagine that this is partly influenced by it actually, in fact, being because they're ____ ethnicity a large portion of the time. Gotta make you pretty sensitive to it. ...what. Yes, I won't let someone return a pair of jeans with period blood caked in the crotch because the person in question is a different ethnicity than me. Please. I'm not saying that no one is ever racist, but in most cases, it's someone looking for a discount or a bent rule.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2014 07:10 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:Scoff all you want, but lots of PoCs experience problems when they're "shopping while black." Usually SWB involves retail workers or security guards carefully watching PoCs in the store to make sure they don't steal anything, but it can take lots of other forms. As the name implies, it's often - but not always - black or African-American patrons facing this kind of discrimination. In one study of black people living in black neighborhoods in New York and Philadelphia, 35% of respondents reported that it happens to them "consistently" when they shop at white-owned businesses. If retail workers "consistently" mistreated you, do you think you would necessarily assume that one saying "No, we can't accept that return" is on the up-and-up? Never said it never happened. What I AM saying is that the few times I've had someone pull the race card on me, they wanted me to either break a rule or give them a massive discount.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2014 09:29 |
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If my husband did that to me, he'd be free to go find poon somewhere else, because he's be instantaneously single. Then again, my husband would never do that, because he's not a sociopath and we don't live in Tumblr or wherever this ridiculous garbage came from.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 08:40 |
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Khazar-khum posted:You're chicken. Hmm, the BUT-YOU'RE-A-WOMAN owner suddenly switched genders in the middle of the story...
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 14:16 |
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Paladinus posted:A photo of Reagan is a nice touch. Do people really do this in America? Only if you're Jack Donaghy.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 07:59 |
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moerketid posted:Regarding the Dr Pepper given to infants: You mean you had a fantastic mother because Irn Bru is loving delicious? I agree! posted:Guitar Anti-Hero I don't believe this at all! No one stood up and clapped and he didn't play "Bohemian Rhapsody"!
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 00:36 |
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I can't tell if this is STDH or not:posted:"We get lots of tourists in my family's coffee shop (read: people who have never been in there or probably any other independent coffee shop before and are utterly thrown off when you tell them you can't make a frappuccino). One day, this guy comes in and asks for a coffee, "regular." In Massachusetts, that tends to mean cream and sugar. I get him his coffee and tell him that the cream and sugar is behind him at the creamer station. It sounds pretty plausible, but where besides Tim Horton's do the people behind the counter add your cream and sugar for you?
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 09:53 |
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canyoneer posted:Someone else on reddit who is an internet expert in Nazi silverware called it out as bogus. I just love this sentence. Also, my migraines tend to happen "in" my left eye. posted:The Process Of Elimination
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 00:56 |
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Sugar plum honey pot
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 10:24 |
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Where is eighteen not a plus size? If she's in the UK, it's on the lower end of plus, but still plus.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 03:50 |
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InediblePenguin posted:No, this is exactly how it works at many retailers in the US as well. Where? The only place I can think of where 18 is a consistently stocked size and not in the Plus section (because they don't have one) is Old Navy. The only other place I can think of maybe doing that is Maurice's, and the ones I've been in do have a Plus section.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 04:31 |
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InediblePenguin posted:Non-plus sizes go up to 18 at Walmart, Target, JC Penney, and Sears in my experience, even when those stores do have a plus section and that plus section also includes size 18W. My mother wears a size 18 but not an 18W so I have seen where they stock that size in a variety of stores. I cannot explain why our individual experiences seem to differ. Hunh, I had no idea! Good to know, though. I've never been in a situation where I was buying plus clothing, so that's probably why I didn't know. Thanks!
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 06:15 |
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ReidRansom posted:I know dick all about women's sizes, but I do know Old Navy sizing is all kinds of screwy. Wouldn't an 18 there really be properly like a 24 or something in a proper store? I remember buying a cheap pair of khakis there some time back and I wanna say I had to buy like two sizes smaller than I would elsewhere. Yep. I used to work there and I can definitely vouch for the vanity sizing. It is insane. I'm a US 8-10 with oversized boobs and I have XS shirts from there.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 14:52 |
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Samizdata posted:Oh, and is it DisneyLAND or DisneyWORLD? Or are awesome little sister and Joe Disney unstuck in reality and randomly flipping between the two? It says Disneyland (well, it says "Disney land") but that doesn't matter because "Joe Disney" is hilarious.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:27 |
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:This actually happens to me all the time. I travel a lot for my job and I'm not an rear end in a top hat so no one cares if they even notice. But there's ALWAYS some random American/uk/Australian rear end in a top hat who decides to "party it up!" Get wasted and yell on a local loving train and then try to talk to me because HEY MAN YOURE WHITE YOU KNOW HOW IT IS and holy gently caress I don't want to be associated with you. How dare you imply that only those nationalities are white.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2014 13:39 |
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Not only that, but the "teacher's" language is terrifically high-handed, yet full of grammatical errors. That doesn't add to the STDH, it just bugs the gently caress out of me. Here's what I think really happened, based on Being A Teacher: Eighth-grader said the gently caress word in class. Teacher, who likely communicated the policy from the beginning of the year, implements consequence. Kid goes home and complains to parent. Parent (a) Calls the teacher to confirm the situation and ascertain why their child is doing "punishment" homework. AND/OR (b) Tells the kid, "suck it up." Kid cries ANGRY TEARS OF LIFE'S UNFAIRNESS. Kid writes this crap right here.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2014 14:50 |
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Buzzfeed posted:I was 12 years old at summer camp, and I had a crush on a camp counselor. We were at the lake learning how to swim, and we had to do an obstacle course to pass so we could start jumping off the docks. I passed no problem, and noticed that he changed shifts with the other counselor. So, wanting to be suave, I decided at that moment to saunter out of the water. I managed to get halfway out before I was stung by a jellyfish. Instead of just running onto the sand and getting medical attention, I ended up freezing. By the time he ran and got me, my foot was covered in stings, and he had no choice but to pee on me in front of everyone there. I was called “pee girl” for the rest of the summer, and I couldn’t even look him in the eye after that. Good thing the only freshwater jellyfish in the US can't pierce human skin.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2014 11:02 |
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Jezebel posted:"This happened back in the '70s in the West Village in NYC. We went to a small local place. Not a lot of tables and, I think, two waiters.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2014 12:35 |
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Lowly posted:What is the "lobby" of a McDonalds? That's where the hobos sleep.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2014 10:21 |
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...sure as a shitbox?
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2014 13:54 |
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sweeperbravo posted:I'm pretty sure I've seen these multiple times in Reader's Digest I was gonna say...TWA? Pan Am? How OLD are these?
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2014 03:01 |
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Serperoth posted:It came from imgur: "majority of people of every race are tired" Ain't that actually the drat truth. I'm waiting for the onslaught of post-Ferguson STDH to hit my Facebook, but except for the occasional person who's like CHEMTRAILS!!!!!! (my mother-in-law), everyone I know seems to be fairly rational.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2014 01:24 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 15:22 |
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The best thing Tucker Max ever did was introduce the world to his mentally unstable ex-girlfriend's blog. That chick could really write. I'm willing to bet a few of the stories did happen at first, and then the legend outgrew reality and he had to hastily make up a bunch of stories.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 06:54 |