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RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Yeah pretty much anyone I have ever met that had to take medication on a regular basis has one. Although I did think it was mostly for older people who would forget or who have someone give them their medicine.

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RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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I hate that story, I always here people say "I always sign Daffy Duck!" or whatever like its so zany. We get it, credit card companies don't really care what the signature looks like. I already knew this out of the gate because I don't really have a signature I just scribble out of laziness.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Who is the plumber? What is going on in this story?

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Dis posted:

...in which they don't even star. I guess that's to make it seem more authentic?

I always interpreted that kind of post in a more "Look at the cool poo poo that happens in my life" way.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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I can't believe that there is anyone in the world, much less an entire movie theater that would love that. For some reason the fact that he calls him metal man bothers me the most because if he really was Thor he would know who iron man was.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Yeah it's really weird to leave your garage door open, even more so when someone is habitually parking in it.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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My revenge for losing over 5000 dollars was making people around me disgusted for a few minutes

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Dis posted:

Yeah, I can confirm that too. My wife works at a Humane Society and she's told me fairly similar stories, although there are more about people trying to unlawfully pawn off their own animals than there are about people trying to adopt them. The shelter she works at is often overfull, so they don't usually take in animals that already have an owner. Cue a lot of:

"Hey, I'm moving and I can't take my dog to the new place. Take it."

"We're full at the moment, so we're only accepting strays."

"Yeah, I found it on the side of the road then. Whatever."

"No, you just said..."

"FINE I GUESS I'LL JUST LEAVE IT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD."

"That's abandonment and is illegal."

"GRAAHAHERRRRAAAARARAAAA, etc."


You can fill in the rest of that encounter for yourself. Happens all the time.

Don't give up now! You're one bon mot away from being able to post this on NAR.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Centripetal Horse posted:

Acts of Gord was pretty awesome. I still go back every few years and re-read the stories. You can actually see the slide from "probably happened pretty much like he said" to "complete poo poo that didn't happen." Even the poo poo that didn't happen is mostly pretty entertaining.

I liked it until I got to the part where he turns out to be Jet Li the game store owner. It's so ridiculous that even 12 year old gullible me couldn't believe it.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Testekill posted:

Yeah, there's "migraines" which is someone just wanting some sympathy for having a bad headache and then there are migraines where you're ultra sensitive to the smallest amount of light or sound, are vomiting like mad or, in my case, you can't feel the right side of your face.

Yeah I don't think I've ever had a migraine but my wife has them really bad sometimes, whenever she gets them she is pretty much bedridden and if she even so much as rolls over she will throw up.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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No one ever said anything to me or my wife directly when we used to be on food stamps, but whenever someone is using food stamps in the line in front of me I've gotten a lot of the dude next to me looking at me with a smirk. I don't ever say anything because why bother I don't even know him.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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I've only been to Disney world once, actually back in February with my family. They didn't allow us to bring in water bottles either.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Ah yes, "that's what she said", the knockout punch to my story

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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I'm American and I only ever heard them be called ski masks until around the 2000s and now I haven't heard anyone call them anything but balaclavas in years.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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You guys are being a little silly. An escort is probably there because a dead guy can't tell you what you are supposed to do with him or where to go when you land.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Yeah I'm sure someone would fume off from that instead of rolling their eyes and walking away.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Which one is worse? Having sex with your sister or making up that you had sex with your sister?

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Me and the misogynist have been married for 3 years....he finishes his liberal arts degree next week

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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The door man seems dumb. It seems like a dumb career move to be an rear end in a top hat to someone who is possibly working in the media but that's assuming any of it ever happened.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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In response to the victim having to press charges I'm not a lawyer but I'm sure it's false. When I was in the army a guy in my squad got the police called for hitting his wife in a parking lot outside of a bar and they arrested him. When she went and wanted to get him out she said she wasn't going to press charges they told her that it didn't matter because the charges for the assault will actually come from the city. Not sure exactly how it all works or under what circumstances but that's just what I saw.

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RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Aren't your knees supposed to hurt when you use stairs?

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Going along with age chat it does absolutely happen. When I was 27 I said I was 28 for a whole year until on my birthday, I realized I was just now turning 28.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Who was she flirting with?

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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I imagined that guy being one of those twins from the old Family Guy episodes that talk old timey.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Stories like this are always dumb. I don't care if there are 20 mma fighters in my house if I don't want them to be there in doing something. Even if I can't beat them up I can call the cops or something.

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Whilst around black people I use my jive talkin' trope so they know I'm "down with the brothers"

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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Geniasis posted:

Except it cannot be translated as all other cultures lack a word expressing a deep and lasting friendship of the utmost loyalty forged through common experience, trials, and tribulations.

Only the Japanese understand such a bond.

We created a word for it in the 2000s: Bromance!

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

:lol: blue belt in taekwondo. You can get a blue belt in like six months by doing the bare minimum of effort. Source: I was higher than a blue belt in taekwondo :smug:

Oh really how many teenagers have you beaten up at once?!

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RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

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I want to lock this in a time capsule and show them this when their 30.

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