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Yeah pretty much anyone I have ever met that had to take medication on a regular basis has one. Although I did think it was mostly for older people who would forget or who have someone give them their medicine.
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# ¿ May 20, 2014 19:24 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 09:56 |
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I hate that story, I always here people say "I always sign Daffy Duck!" or whatever like its so zany. We get it, credit card companies don't really care what the signature looks like. I already knew this out of the gate because I don't really have a signature I just scribble out of laziness.
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# ¿ May 28, 2014 07:08 |
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Who is the plumber? What is going on in this story?
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# ¿ May 28, 2014 07:26 |
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Dis posted:...in which they don't even star. I guess that's to make it seem more authentic? I always interpreted that kind of post in a more "Look at the cool poo poo that happens in my life" way.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2014 04:13 |
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I can't believe that there is anyone in the world, much less an entire movie theater that would love that. For some reason the fact that he calls him metal man bothers me the most because if he really was Thor he would know who iron man was.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2014 19:28 |
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Yeah it's really weird to leave your garage door open, even more so when someone is habitually parking in it.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2014 23:32 |
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My revenge for losing over 5000 dollars was making people around me disgusted for a few minutes
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 22:22 |
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Dis posted:Yeah, I can confirm that too. My wife works at a Humane Society and she's told me fairly similar stories, although there are more about people trying to unlawfully pawn off their own animals than there are about people trying to adopt them. The shelter she works at is often overfull, so they don't usually take in animals that already have an owner. Cue a lot of: Don't give up now! You're one bon mot away from being able to post this on NAR.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 05:08 |
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Centripetal Horse posted:Acts of Gord was pretty awesome. I still go back every few years and re-read the stories. You can actually see the slide from "probably happened pretty much like he said" to "complete poo poo that didn't happen." Even the poo poo that didn't happen is mostly pretty entertaining. I liked it until I got to the part where he turns out to be Jet Li the game store owner. It's so ridiculous that even 12 year old gullible me couldn't believe it.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 19:43 |
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Testekill posted:Yeah, there's "migraines" which is someone just wanting some sympathy for having a bad headache and then there are migraines where you're ultra sensitive to the smallest amount of light or sound, are vomiting like mad or, in my case, you can't feel the right side of your face. Yeah I don't think I've ever had a migraine but my wife has them really bad sometimes, whenever she gets them she is pretty much bedridden and if she even so much as rolls over she will throw up.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 07:04 |
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No one ever said anything to me or my wife directly when we used to be on food stamps, but whenever someone is using food stamps in the line in front of me I've gotten a lot of the dude next to me looking at me with a smirk. I don't ever say anything because why bother I don't even know him.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 16:23 |
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I've only been to Disney world once, actually back in February with my family. They didn't allow us to bring in water bottles either.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 01:07 |
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Ah yes, "that's what she said", the knockout punch to my story
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 18:01 |
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I'm American and I only ever heard them be called ski masks until around the 2000s and now I haven't heard anyone call them anything but balaclavas in years.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2014 22:12 |
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You guys are being a little silly. An escort is probably there because a dead guy can't tell you what you are supposed to do with him or where to go when you land.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2014 16:23 |
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Yeah I'm sure someone would fume off from that instead of rolling their eyes and walking away.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2014 16:56 |
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Which one is worse? Having sex with your sister or making up that you had sex with your sister?
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 15:58 |
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Me and the misogynist have been married for 3 years....he finishes his liberal arts degree next week
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2014 20:48 |
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The door man seems dumb. It seems like a dumb career move to be an rear end in a top hat to someone who is possibly working in the media but that's assuming any of it ever happened.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 16:54 |
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In response to the victim having to press charges I'm not a lawyer but I'm sure it's false. When I was in the army a guy in my squad got the police called for hitting his wife in a parking lot outside of a bar and they arrested him. When she went and wanted to get him out she said she wasn't going to press charges they told her that it didn't matter because the charges for the assault will actually come from the city. Not sure exactly how it all works or under what circumstances but that's just what I saw.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2015 21:16 |
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Aren't your knees supposed to hurt when you use stairs?
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2015 22:31 |
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Going along with age chat it does absolutely happen. When I was 27 I said I was 28 for a whole year until on my birthday, I realized I was just now turning 28.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2015 04:24 |
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Who was she flirting with?
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# ¿ May 16, 2015 19:51 |
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I imagined that guy being one of those twins from the old Family Guy episodes that talk old timey.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2015 04:13 |
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Stories like this are always dumb. I don't care if there are 20 mma fighters in my house if I don't want them to be there in doing something. Even if I can't beat them up I can call the cops or something.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2015 17:21 |
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Whilst around black people I use my jive talkin' trope so they know I'm "down with the brothers"
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 14:18 |
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Geniasis posted:Except it cannot be translated as all other cultures lack a word expressing a deep and lasting friendship of the utmost loyalty forged through common experience, trials, and tribulations. We created a word for it in the 2000s: Bromance!
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 18:47 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:blue belt in taekwondo. You can get a blue belt in like six months by doing the bare minimum of effort. Source: I was higher than a blue belt in taekwondo Oh really how many teenagers have you beaten up at once?!
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2016 14:19 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 09:56 |
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I want to lock this in a time capsule and show them this when their 30.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 01:10 |