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It came from tumblr:quote:Guy on train: I'd gently caress you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
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hate hoot posted:Why would someone who takes just a single pill a day need a weekly pillbox organizer? I do, mainly because I forget whether or not I had mine that day, or the previous day. I have a bad memory. 
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May 23, 2014 11:26
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poo poo THIS! 
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Jun 21, 2014 18:01
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Pththya-lyi posted:Yes, this group failed to hear screams coming from the ride, failed to read the posted sign warning that Expedition Everest is a "high-speed, roller coaster-type train ride . . . that includes sharp turns and sudden drops, traveling both forwards and backwards through dark, winding tunnels," and failed to connect the dots when they had to submit to seat restraints. Indeed, "I don't know what made them think it was just a train ride in the mountains." I'm surprised they didn't mention how they had packed their bags because they'd be gone so long. "I've got my luggage ready for our 3 day relaxing train ride through the mountains!" LOLOL Why am I even refuting this dumb poo poo. The real stdh is that the yeti was actually working. Other Disneyland/world fans will know what I mean. edit: also the part where you get to the broken tracks IS the part where you start to go backwards, fuckwad can't even keep his lovely story straight. edit 2: and not to sperg out too much but if you look at the video, you can see that even if the tracks weren't torn up/wrecked there wouldn't be any place to go. The mountain just stops, and its just nothing except florida everglades. I don't think anyone could actually think that damage wasn't carefully crafted, and they were experiencing an actual emergency. KiddieGrinder has a new favorite as of 18:08 on Jul 10, 2014 |
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Jul 10, 2014 17:54
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bringmyfishback posted:It says Disneyland (well, it says "Disney land") but that doesn't matter because "Joe Disney" is hilarious. It says "Disney land" first then later "Disney World". And, not even discussing the tenuous family link, the more important fact is that the Disney family no longer has any business link or dealings with the Walt Disney Company. The last one was Roy (Walt's nephew), and he died in 2009.  So even if Random Disney says "I'll make you a star!" he's probably just some pedophile.edit: Samizdata posted:Not so much. As she says, "He politely asked her to think of a Disney Song to sing ya know since their at Disney World."  
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Sep 15, 2014 11:33
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Zippos are empty anyway, no need to "hollow them out".  Big Grunty Secret posted:Cause zippos are cooool, maaaan. Like adults have them. Never mind that Zippos run out all the time and are poo poo for lighting bowls. Anyone in the game would carry a Bic. And they leak all the time, gently caress Zippos. edit: and loving god that story, like he's trying to be George Jung or something; "product", "crew", "game". gently caress off. KiddieGrinder has a new favorite as of 22:24 on Sep 18, 2014 |
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Sep 18, 2014 22:21
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RillAkBea posted:My university in the UK just had a very low minimum attendance requirement. So sometimes I would just skip an afternoon class to see the conclusion of Murder She Wrote. From then on during class you two constantly quoted the show and made in-jokes with each other to the bemusement of other students. Then you got married. And I don't even give a poo poo what gender you both are. 
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Oct 13, 2014 11:10
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Also considering how 99% of people these days get out their cell phones and start texting/calling people immediately upon landing, I doubt many people would hear a "special announcement" from the pilot anyway. edit: and people start getting up as soon as the plane stops, even if the dreaded seatbelt sign is still lit. No one would know it was not at the gate yet because we have tiny windows and, as above, no one would be listening to his sentimental drivel anyway.
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Oct 18, 2014 15:21
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Next time on Baggage Battles:
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Oct 20, 2014 18:47
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Zaphod42 posted:Eh, High School sociology is usually "do some stupid survey thing or play a game with students and then say something about it", not exactly the most rigorous academia. Also it would be a controlled observation, not an experiment. Experiments are about measuring the change in X when you add/subtract/modify Y. An observation is just doing something and watching what happens. edit: for example an observation would be me (as a white person) yelling racial slurs in the street. An experiment would be the same thing, but also repeating it with blackface and seeing what difference it made. And for a control, yelling racial slurs painted green or something. edit two: I think I'm correct, but I could be wrong. It's been a while. KiddieGrinder has a new favorite as of 18:45 on Jan 12, 2015 |
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Jan 12, 2015 18:41
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Lowly posted:Not only that, but what is the revenge? Maybe the stdh meme author is one of those southern "If'n anyones gun' gently caress MAH sisser iss gun' be ME" types? You know, they vet the boyfriends, 'protect' their sister, secretly covet them, etc. etc. edit: hope any southern goons aren't too offended 
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Jan 13, 2015 03:46
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Khazar-khum posted:Here's a girl with similar aims. Also I don't know what AP is, but if she's bragging she's in the smart kids class, then it doesn't work because everyone by then should know Hitler shot himself.
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Jan 19, 2015 10:43
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Ratspeaker posted:There's an episode of Doctor Who called "Let's Kill Hitler" (where they do, in fact, try to kill Hitler). If the teacher (or STDH writer) was trying to earn nerd cred, it could have been a reference to that? Surprise Is My Weapon Of Choice SCHOOL | ON, CANADA | HISTORY, STUDENTS (We are in AP History Class, learning about World War 2, and have finished talking about the battles that took place. Class ends in about 50 minutes.) Teacher: “All right, class, remember your essay is due on Friday...And tomorrow, LET'S KILL HITLER!” (The class looks confused) Me: *I take off my expensive designer headphones* "IT'S A DR.WHO REFERENCE YOU loving I***TS, don't you watch netflix?” Student #1: “Dr. Who is lame and so are you.” (Everyone laughs at my expense but they're actually just jealous) Student #2: “Come on you guys don't be dicks, she's super special and unique and we all love her witty quips.” (A few people laugh and everyone looks confused as if they didn’t know. I sigh and pick up my phone getting ready to leave. Suddenly the teacher calls my name.) Teacher: “[My Name], You're the smartest and brightest student in class, how do you do it?” (Keeping a serious expression I just shrugged as the bell rang and I walked out of class like a boss. This was coming from a girl who’s in AP, has dyed hair, and always wears headphones as well as studded jewellery. Nobody knows what a loser I actually am!) KiddieGrinder has a new favorite as of 13:23 on Jan 19, 2015 |
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Jan 19, 2015 13:21
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They're like.....HALF PEOPLE!  sweeperbravo posted:"Nah more like 6 and 3 half people" (clearly joking) poo poo that did happen.txt I mean even if they weren't joking, an employee at Disneyland will smile and say "thats nice" if you say you have 3 arms or something. They won't get combative and start a loving argument with a guest like a loving quote:
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Jan 23, 2015 14:39
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Ma'am CLEARLY you F**L at math because there are a total of NINE individuals in your party, not six and three halves, NOW SIT DOWN!
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Khazar-khum posted:Bully bullshit. A bully is someone who consistently hurts and abuses someone else, as well as threatening repercussion if they try to fight back (whether physically or trying to get help from third parties).  A bully isn't just "someone who hurts someone else", with that lovely logic I was assuming the story would be him calling the teacher a bully or something because he gave him a F grade or something. nucleicmaxid posted:Woman with literally no definition to her arms/shoulders/legs and scars that look like she either grew up in the country or maybe crashed her bike a couple times as a teenager = NAVY SEAL HYPERMARINE VETERAN. It's stdh yeah, but I prefer to imagine it's the gullible boyfriend who shes spinning all this poo poo for "Oh yeah I'm an ex-marine, saved the president, rescued kids from burning fires, you know  " and the boyfriend can't believe his luck and brags about it on the net. Most of those scars look like self harming to me.
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Jan 24, 2015 14:35
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davidspackage posted:Also, comping a drink is "against the law"? What? Is that nonsense, or a thing specific to alcohol? I assume he meant "against restaurant policy", not THE LAW 
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Jan 25, 2015 15:46
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Zaphod42 posted:The person who wrote this has never even talked to a woman before. <Giggles>
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Jan 26, 2015 19:30
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Fathis Munk posted:loving lost it at "I have multiple personality disorder" And the 'white rapper guy' came back as well:  quote:Short version: I got bruised ribs and a knife to the arm. He got knocked out cold and won't be able to walk again without alot of surgery and therapy. quote:Bad news: The trial has been pushed back towards the beginning of December, if he gets out of the hospital by then. quote:I'm being sued by the guy for his medical bills and dental work After the trial (which was 30 minutes long cause he owned him with logic and whatever the gently caress [yes he defended himself]): quote:As I turn around to walk out, I lean over next to Ghetto, and cracking the biggest smile I can, say "That makes me 3 and 0. See you in a few weeks." We need a  exploding like 
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Jan 27, 2015 14:52
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And "martial arts" for THREE WHOLE YEARS. 
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Jan 27, 2015 20:59
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corn in the bible posted:(I’m re-stocking shelves in the pet food aisle in, when some lady asks me a question.) poo poo that did happen
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Jan 28, 2015 01:42
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Huntersoninski posted:Ugh good grief. When he was imagining this, did he just see everyone else at the party watching calmly as he rifled through an unconscious woman's things and then dragged her out to his car? Why not just use the phone to call her mom instead of looking like a loving kidnapper to everyone in the vicinity? Because the mother is a woman and therefor she needed his rescuing as well. He would never ask her to do anything so unladylike as to drive over to pick up her alcoholic deadbeat skanky daughter, not when our heroic Knight Captain of Creepiness is here to rescue all the damsels in distress!  edit: this is probably some girl he stalked because she friendzoned him. If this happened, he was probably hoping she'd reward his heroism with sex later. I'm sure he went on and on later about how he saved her, how the "other guys" at the party were eyeing her up, how it could have gone horribly wrong, how she owed him, etc. etc. KiddieGrinder has a new favorite as of 16:56 on Feb 5, 2015 |
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Feb 5, 2015 16:50
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Zaphod42 posted:But this story just sounds so clearly embellished. Seems like a load of stdh, in fact you might as well have put the whole thing in bold. Classic symptoms of stdh: Saying stuff when you wouldn't have said it (they're all naked and humiliated and the female guard is masturbating, so the protagonist decides then to tell her that not everyone who wears a jumpsuit is a "real criminal"?) Bravery where there wouldn't have been (just got told to "shut the gently caress up!" and threatened with more jail time by the masturbating guard while they're all naked and humiliated, but she "continued to speak out" because what she was doing was "way out of line") Tales of embellished or just completely made up persecution (female police popped the hero's tits out and fondled them in a crowded parking lot, basically raping her) Un-natural memory (she remembers the charges for the other women lined up naked? Like she wasn't too traumatized and mortified to file these super important details away for later?) Un-believable punishment or treatment by others ("NO FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCTS FOR YOU FUCKERS!" said the condescending jailer) Anonymity when it isn't needed (Ms. G? Why protect her? Surely you'd want to name and shame this person for being such a disgusting scumbag? Or are you not giving her name because people could easily find out she doesn't exist) And then of course she suffers from "a bit" of PTSD. About the only thing I'd believe from that story is that she was arrested, she didn't like it, and she vowed to make them pay for their audacity, thus this bullshit story was born. KiddieGrinder has a new favorite as of 00:00 on Feb 6, 2015 |
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Feb 5, 2015 23:46
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Zaphod42 posted:
FW:FW:FW:FW: Oh my god! THAT'S the kind of jailer they have working at Harris County Jail???? I'M EMAILING MY CONGRESSMAN RIGHT NOW! edit: or is it Ms White? Who knows!
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Feb 5, 2015 23:57
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booshi posted:drat that's quick to see a psych and get a diagnosis. Maybe she self diagnosed based on what her tumblr followers told her.
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Feb 6, 2015 03:01
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Kimmalah posted:All master seducers are also masters at making women feel comfortable. You’ll be no different. If a woman isn’t comfortable, take a break and try again later. In five minutes. 
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Feb 6, 2015 23:32
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I don't really want to be on reddit anymore. \  In all honesty it's not as stdh as others, however it does have that fiction writing style (embellishment, loads of back story, superfluous information, etc.) but the essence of the story is reasonably plausible. Sister wanted to wear white, other sister said no, words exchanged, not invited to wedding, the end. I think if the writer had not made it sound so stdh it'd probably go unnoticed, which I guess is against the whole point of posting the stupid story on reddit anyway, so whatever.
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Feb 8, 2015 01:59
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Khazar-khum posted:Me: *now getting a little annoyed* “Ma’am, at this point I wouldn’t tell you even IF I DID know. Unfortunately we don’t carry any of that tea anymore. However, if you’ll follow me to the other aisle I can show you to some of your evening primrose oil which is supposed to work wonders with people who have anger management issues!”  Layin down the sick burns for some middle aged lady screaming WHERE'S THE loving TEA?!??!
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Feb 8, 2015 15:20
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Dear reddit: I'm about to honestly become super rich, what should I do with the money? Thanks! I know this story is dumb as poo poo because when I was little I used to help my parents clean, organize, and pack up belongs of recently dead people's homes. Before we did anything however, other people had gone through and marked each item that was worth money (which means we were to pack them up, not trash them). So any rare or expensive watch (which afaik pretty much any genuine Rolex would be considered) would be noticed. They would not then be sold for 3.5%, 0.25%, and 0.09% of their estimated value (which, again, they'd have a good idea of because they actually look in to this poo poo). And asking reddit for financial advice, ugh. I assume they'd say invest it all in child pornography or buttcoin, or both. KiddieGrinder has a new favorite as of 23:33 on Feb 9, 2015 |
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Feb 9, 2015 23:31
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Amazingly the whole class was whisper quiet and could hear the authors question. What a well disciplined classroom! also not all blind people (even children) are born blind, they may have had sight at some point and may still have a favorite color. Plus she might not have been 100% blind, so....god this poo poo is dumb. 
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Feb 10, 2015 19:27
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Marley Wants More posted:the way it actually works is, if you want a divorce you just get a drat divorce. Yeah I can't even imagine bothering with such nonsense unless I was super rich and didn't want to have to give her half of my fortune or whatever. If he's just some regular guy working at Starbucks or something, there's no point in doing all this poo poo. (I didn't read that wall of text, so if he is saying he's rich, that means it's probably just plain old stdh)
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Feb 16, 2015 15:55
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Lblitzer posted:"but ma'am, I can't give you these seats, for I am you and you've run into you. Ho fetch me a canned soda or I'll put you in the worst headlock of your life because I have trained in tae kwon do for 20 years under Bruce Lee's ghost. Oh btw I'm a boy and I'm your son and enjoy the show!!!!" Fathis Munk posted:I’m a morbidly obese (DEATH FAT!!!!) very fit professional athlete with a blood panel that is Exceptional! I'd like to quote that "fat but physically fit loaded question" meme over and over to this person's facebook for the rest of time. KiddieGrinder has a new favorite as of 19:03 on Feb 17, 2015 |
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Feb 17, 2015 18:57
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Literally shaking! Don't you have to specifically tell police that you want to press charges for assault? Because I've seen people tell cops they don't want to press charges, and the police let them go. Also I don't think police can arbitrarily set bail limits themselves for the lulz of it, there's either a set designated amount for each crime, or a judge sets it personally. I don't think they can say "well smart rear end jew bitch, your bail is gonna be set at twenty MILLION dollars, HAHAHA!"  I can believe cops harassing people though, unfortunately.
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Feb 17, 2015 19:08
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And why would someone write "Old Lady: *comes in with her granddaughter and granddaughter’s best friend*" instead of "Two older women walk in with what I assume is their granddaughter"?  And don't forget the *giggling* *laughs* and *smiles in an odd way*, does this waiter never get people who are talking and joking among themselves? Is this some sort of Kafka-esque establishment which forbids laughter or happiness of any kind? "Three people came in laughing and smiling, I knew they were up to something, so I kept my eye on them."
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Feb 18, 2015 11:27
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I love how it starts out she's a meek quiet little girl "I'm SOOOOOO nervous!!!" *teehee*  and then starts crying when the big bullies start being mean and needs the owner to rescue her, but then when It's like a character arc that movies would stretch for years to develop and cultivate, but here it's a few hours. From being physically unable to tell drunk assholes to shut the gently caress up, to physically assaulting them with zero fucks given, truly a miracle. edit: I'm surprised she gave the part of the sick burn ending line "looks like you're the bitch now" to the bartender, and not herself.
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Feb 19, 2015 18:12
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Judge Tesla posted:I like the effort this one went too, STDH or not! Yeah I like the art, and I know it's stdh anyway so I just enjoy it as if it was fiction. Evilreaver posted:This reads like a checklist of 'things to upvote' The author is really trying hard to get to the friendzoned MRA red pill loser crowd "god girls can be such bitches sometimes, glad I'm not like that  "
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Feb 21, 2015 11:34
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Some people are just D****. And who the gently caress would say cream cheese is "wet"? Was this classmate a toddler or something?
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Feb 21, 2015 15:18
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So it's like School of Rock but without the music, the funny, or anything. "He wasn't even a teacher...the end." For the other stdh I had to look up what "rpi b+" was and it's the Raspberry Pi, which most teachers probably would be concerned about some kid plugging in to a school computer. Especially as it's probably hard enough to get the little bastards to not play solitaire or browse facebook/tumblr, to have one of your students hooking up a mini pc to a school computer and do god knows what would make me worried too. And I doubt the teachers thought he was hacking (author just put that because that's what he wants people to think, hell that's probably why he brought the loving thing), but more likely because he wasn't doing whatever school work he was supposed to be doing. Only thing he might have gotten "banned" from was use of computers though, not the whole loving school.
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Feb 21, 2015 18:53
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Tunicate posted:It's totally plausible. There are just two facts we're missing. Ah well it does make more sense then, sounds like poo poo that did happen. Adult sneaking in to perv on students, brought his pi full of erotic hentai games to play hoping one would ask him about it or something ("why, do you like what you see?"  ), got caught, police involved, banned from school property. Open and shut case boys.
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Feb 21, 2015 19:14
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Yay for meaningless patronizing gestures of goodwill! I know my self-esteem and happiness would increase if I saw some maniac driving by smiling and waving at me. My crippling depression and self loathing would virtually vanish in an instant because some random jerk-off who doesn't know anything about me waved at me. I wouldn't think he was insane, or being sarcastic and making fun of me, or just really weird, or even waving to someone else I didn't notice! Nope, not at all! Thanks driving-around-wavy-guy! 
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oldpainless posted:Are you ok? I would be if you waved to me.
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