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Bloopsy: Jun 1, 2006; you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

Chococat posted:

Somebody I know linked to this story on Facebook today, includes the obligatory stdh "everyone clapped"

I'm confused, and not because I leered at the dude in the story. Was he wearing women's clothing? Is he trans? Was he wearing men's clothing in a provocative fashion (whatever that is)? Also

LUSTROUS

# ¿ May 6, 2014 15:12

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Bloopsy: Jun 1, 2006; you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Seriously. Why would you only have ONE thing capable of cutting wood in a loving lumber yard. Surely a lumber yard is made up of two things: Lumber and stuff to cut lumber.

My brother works in the lumber yard at Menards (midwest Home Depot) and he said they had one saw in the yard and one in the warehouse. I asked him what would they do if they both broke and he said they would simply grab one off a shelf inside the actual store.

# ¿ May 27, 2014 04:13

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Marley Wants More posted:

Wait...how do you say "gently caress you" in broken English?

Probably in some stereotyped "china man" accent.

# ¿ May 31, 2014 20:53

Bloopsy: Jun 1, 2006; you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

I'm really disappointed that the story didn't end with the dad marrying the parking woman.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2014 23:56

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