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I wish some intelligent huge whale-like creature wanted to join Starfleet and they had to make accomodations for it because of the ADA act. Like the thing shits out 30 tons a day and takes up 25 decks and its only an ensign.
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Data got pissed at the Borg he was fighting. I thought that was pretty cool.
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May 21, 2014 15:14
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A generic cliche that really bothers me when it comes up is you have a character who is ex-cia or special forces or whatever, a bad-rear end who is now a good guy. A situation like this occurs: (hostage is tied up in chair in middle of room all alone) Geek/friend/extra: Lets grab her. Badass: No, as soon she gets off the chair, there's a bomb that will kill us all. G/f/e: How do you know? Badass: Because its what I would have done.
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May 24, 2014 16:15
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In the new Godzilla just make Bryan Cranston the main character. Seriously he packed more acting into that 45-second scene of him talking through the glass than the rest of the movie combined
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May 26, 2014 16:58
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Godzilla I remember the scientist saying that Godzilla "restores the balance" or something to that effect, that he's sent by nature. And he's a scientist so I believe him.
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May 27, 2014 19:13
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One thing that realy irritated me watching the 2012 Amazing Spiderman is how much of a loser pussy Peter is. Talking to Gwen is like listening to a stuttering Jeff Goldblum as Peter fumbles and nervously repeats himself and just trails off sentences. Running time could have been cut by 8 minutes if Peter talked more like a normal human being instead of a "nerd" by movie standards. Also, he needs to get in his locker and people are up against it kissing so he just tries to open it 2 inches from the side and barely grabs the book he needs staying silent the entire time. Jesus Christ say something you spineless bitch.
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Jun 18, 2014 17:05
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DrSnakeLaser posted:Part of the point of the first one was that Ingen were trying to have this big amazing park running on a shoe string budget What are you talking about? They spared no expense.
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Jun 19, 2014 19:41
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In Thor 2, does the movie explain how Loki is imitating Odin at the end or where the real Odin is?
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Jun 21, 2014 19:04
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Squalitude posted:Haven't seen that one but Tim Curry playing a potentially moustache-twirling cardinal sounds like it could be a good waste of a couple of hours. Its a fun enough movie Also theres this: http://i.imgur.com/LIKuTH8.png
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Jul 6, 2014 21:04
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Rewatching Sin City recently I finally realized that Dwight has to be rescued like 3 times by Miho. Miho is the hero and Dwight the sidekick.
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Jul 7, 2014 23:35
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Why didn't The Hulk just beat Loki to death? Why stop beating on him?
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Jul 27, 2014 22:00
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I remember watching the 1963 version of The Lord of the Flies and when Piggy is killed by a rock I burst out laughing and the teacher got so mad she stopped the movie and bitched at me.
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Jul 28, 2014 16:45
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How is Captain America also the Human Torch?! Makes you thi
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Aug 4, 2014 14:28
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I have lots of fun every time I watch Live Free or Die Hard and it makes me sad that everyone else seems to hate it.
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Aug 6, 2014 05:42
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Blade Runner is a really good movie.
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Aug 12, 2014 19:04
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Henchman of Santa posted:Or, you know, Judd Apatow thought it would make a good plot. Whoa lets not jump to conclusions buddy!!
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Aug 13, 2014 14:06
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There's two languages, English and not-English and thats the way i like it.
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Aug 20, 2014 15:12
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I am not unmerciful.
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Aug 20, 2014 16:23
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Dredd should have asked it as a question like he's unsure of what he's actually supposed to be doing. "I'm the law?"
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Aug 26, 2014 16:33
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Liv Tyler's character in The Incredible Hulk is insufferable to me. It feels like she spends the entire movie a broken wreck of a person blubbering and crying about everything.
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Sep 19, 2014 15:55
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I will never forgive GINO for making Godzilla a female. Misogyny.
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Sep 26, 2014 13:38
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The T800 just wrecks poo poo in the bar scene so I never even noticed that he doesn't actually kill anyone for a really long time.
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Sep 30, 2014 13:05
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The T-1000 should have multiple arms holding a clip right underneath the gun so it can immediately reload instead of inefficiently reloading like a human. Immersion ruined.
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Oct 1, 2014 14:10
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CJacobs posted:He should've just grown a second, smaller Robert Patrick out of his stomach and had that poke out of the middle of his shirt. The smaller one could hand him the fresh magazines. Plagiarising "Total Recall", no dice.
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Oct 1, 2014 15:08
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One is a Scwarzenegger movie and one is a Colin Farrel movie.
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Oct 1, 2014 15:13
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Gargamel Gibson posted:Why did the Predator kill Poncho? Dude was seriously wounded and completely helpless. I figured it was because Poncho was dangerous before and just because he's hurt doesn't change anything. Predator still hunted him and needed his trophy. Once a threat, always a threat.
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Oct 6, 2014 16:00
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Everytime anyone tries to do the Bane voice, it just comes across as Sean Connery to me.
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Oct 22, 2014 23:03
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Its weird cuz in T2, the foster dad gets a visit from a huge man riding on a motorcycle asking about his 11-year-old hooligan son in a weird accent and then a cop shows up looking for info about John and then the dad asks if anythings up. Cop: No, don't worry about the police asking on the whereabouts of your young son and certainly don't give a second thought to the 250 pound muscle-bound foreigner who speaks strangely also asking about him. Dad: OK! (cracks a beer)
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Oct 26, 2014 06:16
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If people going "meh" at having their civil right violated so they can be spied upon to ensure their own safety led us to Person of Interest, then keep spying Obama because I really like Person of Interest.
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Nov 14, 2014 14:38
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Its a space movie.
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Nov 30, 2014 21:05
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Blade Trinity is basically 90 single irritating moments edited into a movie.
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Dec 1, 2014 02:51
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"Listen Ichabod, this music is by The Beatles." "How did they teach insects to play instruments?" (stares unblinkingly into camera for 90 seconds before episode ends)
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Jan 7, 2015 14:39
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I really love the first Holmes and the second didn't really do much for me. I was really looking forward to it too. Welp bye.
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Jan 19, 2015 03:49
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Fun?! Look pal, I don't read for fun ok.
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Jan 21, 2015 20:19
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Monk loving sucked and if you liked it you can go to hell!
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Jan 25, 2015 05:57
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Elbas finest role is in Prometheus as the gruff lovable captain who hate-fucks Charlize Theron.
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Jan 28, 2015 17:42
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I never liked fifth element and people are always aghast when i say it
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Feb 6, 2015 08:22
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When will big companies stop bill-shaming
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Feb 9, 2015 16:43
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Why's it a Mexican standoff?
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Wow, gently caress Gary oldman. What a piece of poo poo. I'm not gonna pay to see any of his movies in the near future and I'm not sure I can watch his past movies without feeling weird when he's on screen. Except Leon, that was a classic. Oh and I have to watch the dark knight trilogy at least once a year. But other than those exceptions, gently caress him Well the family likes the Harry potter movies and they're lots of fun so I should probably allow them to cuz he's not the main character Oh, Dracula by Francis ford Coppola is such an interesting movie visually and oldman chews up the scenery all over the place so that's gonna have to be an exception. But other than those ten or so movies, no more!!
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