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Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

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And so began the Thousand Year Darkness...

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Chard posted:

I wake up every day and strangle a goose.



I think the phrase you are looking for is "choke a chicken"

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???

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univbee posted:

As horrifying as that is they had a couple of really good follow-up ones (despite appearances there is no gore on :nms: elements in this unless you have vertigo)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SZWc9Wkt8M

Like the previous video, a series of negligent actions leads towards a disaster but the person gets a last-minute save because a single safety measure was properly taken. There's a similar one I can't find with someone who gets his shirt pinned to a saw feed conveyor and laments about, among other things, how the emergency cutoff has been in need of repairs for weeks. Then someone hits the emergency cutoff, stopping it at the last second, saying they fixed it that morning.

That's "Machine Shop"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oqp10n-9no

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May Contain Nuts posted:

"holocaust bloopers"

I smell a GBS thread!

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There's a reason supermarkets give out shopping carts for free, you guys :rolleye:

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Doctor Bishop posted:

Judging by his shirt, it was probably a very small horse.

Lil Sebastian? :ohdear:

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Paladinus posted:

Not really, because the strawman int this one is very improbable.

An argument should be between one strawman and one strawwoman! :bahgawd:

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High funny pictures thread, I've got :yikes:

Well anyway, here's "What's good to read while on an airplane, thanks Skymall"

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > PYF Funny Pictures Part XIV: Picture goons mispronouncing words forever

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Nitrox posted:

Is it supposed to really easy or something? What's funny?

"Please come to my house and beat one level of a 20*-year-old game for me"

*Don't correct me who cares

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Ken M is a treasure. Every post he has is a gem.








Frankly "fiddling while the sun burns" is inspired

Evilreaver has a new favorite as of 00:42 on Jan 21, 2015

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My personal favorite. This one is just... just sublime.

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knitpples

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Thump! posted:

If you've lost your virginity, then you've hosed a skeleton.

This is just peeling back the layers and getting to our basest desires.

If you're peeling layers off your date to get to the skeleton, you're probably a serial killer. Most people stop after peeling off the underwear.

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FinalGamer posted:

...okay um as someone who never saw this before, is that a REAL skeleton or like, a prop?

Please let those bones be props.



He hand-carved the bones from wood

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