zoux posted:

I'm probably gonna regret this, but I'm letting y'all in on my system.

mrkillboy posted:

Blogging at night: just as fun as going to a rave.



edit: Holy poo poo, I just noticed the recycling warning.

Chard posted:

Ten seconds later this man was reduced to just two bloody stumps wearing sneakers.

Command Ant posted:

Rita Repulsa posted:

Is that a tiny sauron or a huge ring

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Oh boy the postman is going to be so confused.

Tony Phillips posted:

LOL! Now you guys do "three things I buy at the grocery store to confuse the cashier!" These lists are loving hilarious!

Jippa posted:

Cleretic posted:

The greatest troll of or time has shown his hand. On the day of a new Smash Bros character reveal, this has been posted.



This isn't a hoax, this is actually the pic of the day. We're still not entirely sure what to make of it.

mind the walrus posted:

Smash Bros. is a game that takes a bunch of well-known (and some not well-known) Nintendo characters and lets you play as them in fights. In the last game they had two "third party" characters-- Sonic the Hedgehog from Sega and Solid Snake from Konami. In the upcoming game they've announced three third party characters so far-- Mega Man from Capcom, Sonic the Hedgehog from Sega, and Pac-Man from Namco. This past week it was announced on the official website that they were revealing a new character to the Smash Bros. franchise--not necessarily a third party character--this Monday, today.

Well just this morning they revealed a new third party "trophy" that you can collect in the single player mode-- the character Rayman from Ubi Soft. Not only is there no precedence for a Ubi Soft character in a Smash Bros. game but there is no precedence for third party trophies of non-playable characters either. Not only that but it makes no logistical sense for them to announce a trophy of a new third party character before the playable version of said character if said character is playable at all. So no one really knows what to make of this announcement other than maybe "someone dun goofed" and revealed the trophy before the character was revealed.

Christ proofreading that felt like I just drafted a loving legal document. Hope that clears it up!

kinmik posted:

Doritos brand nacho cheese flavored corn chips?

Say Nothing posted:

hackedaccount posted:

Breetai posted:

You know who else had a Thesaurus?

Deadly Mongoose posted:

Trig Discipline posted:

That's a jar of mayonnaise, dumbass.

Elias_Maluco posted:

Ozz81 posted:

Yiiiippp yipyipyip uh-huh uh-huh

Ozz81 posted:

It's that time of year again



The secret to immortality has been found

Modern Day Hercules posted:

Yeah and if you drink a glass of water you're probably drinking a molecule or two of Hitler. It would still be gross to eat a whole hitler.

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Funnily enough theres a name for bone print cloth in Japanese. Can't remember it for the life of me though.
BUT


Heres the woodcut that definitely inspired the above.
Those are cat skulls by the way.

Rain Temple posted:

New Leaf posted:

There are some insanely attractive women who are huge fans of the show. Trust me.

New Leaf posted:

My wife and I do that. If we have an animal on us, we're allowed ask the other to do whatever they need to do.

mrkillboy posted:

DrBouvenstein posted:

That boy ain't right.

ubergnu posted:

beato posted:

The collar... that's someone's fursona xenosona isn't it?

MorgaineDax posted:

I hope his kid takes after his mom's looks.

Say Nothing posted:

Kajeesus posted:

Mick duck.