Say Nothing posted:

Tracula posted:

You've never been around an agressive bird, have you? Y'all may laugh but I assume you a rooster can be a vicious animal and believe me punting them doesn't do much good. I'm fairly sure geese can be a hell of a lot worse than them even.

Unkempt posted:

Bored posted:

it's Nicolas Cage

Johnny Aztec posted:

What is commonly associated with the phrase "Great Wall"? Great Wall of China.
The 2 people looking at the display on how to build a "Great Wall" appear(from what we can see) to be of Oriental descent.

Ewan posted:

I met an Australian dude who looked like a 70-year old wizard and said he had a PhD in marine mammal endocrinology. So, unless someone intelligent comes in, you're going to have to listen to my dumb anecdote.

He said that dolphins are maximally adapted for survival in their climate, and literally ride the very edge of their metabolism where they retain maximal muscle mass and keep very little fat. He had all sorts of interesting things to say about their adaptation to temperatures and what it might mean for us as humans. Told me that if you really wanted to put your body in maximum energy-consumption mode, you'd get yourself cold just to the point before you're shivering, and then you burn maximal calories trying to maintain body temperature.

Rita Repulsa posted:

because they're the same things as kangaroos

Jippa posted:

Humans are long distance runners. We chased things down until they were exhausted.

Wizgot posted:

Say Nothing posted:

Say Nothing posted:

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

david_mitchell.txt

syscall girl posted:

What are you 8?


Use a sleeping bag.

TontoCorazon posted:

gently caress it, full on sprint down every time you come down. Make sure you have insurance though.

Len posted:

There's this racist tea party guy that runs an arcade near me and his hours are literally "if I'm here I'm open." He must be doing something right though because he's been open for a decade or so.

He's just a creepy racist who used to advertise tea party meetings.

tardwrangler posted:

Did Wayne Gretsky take this pic?

hackedaccount posted:

Reginald Bathwater posted:

Can we not get patriotic about our loving power cords

Erebus posted:

Puntification posted:

I think he is Scotch.

Ozz81 posted:

LingcodKilla posted:

Allegedly the Juice cut her throat.

Trent posted:

Repetition is the soul of wit.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Hmmm, something tells me he's up to no good...if only I could put my finger on it....

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Oh dear, it's melted all over the blanket. That's going to be hell to clean up .


_{Is it just me, or is that Guinea Pig looking very resentful about its costume?}

skrapp mettle posted:

Solice Kirsk posted:

I remember reading that thread and thought the OPs story sounded a little off, but not so much that I would call it bullshit and then she came in and it was pure magic.

Raped by police, murders by poison, punishment by being put into a dog kennel and sprayed with a hose. Then got straight As and totally kicked rear end at college and totally has an awesome job and we're all idiots for thinking any of it could not be real.

Lotish posted:

This reminds me of a language barrier misunderstanding one of my mother's friends had while living in Germany. At the time (maybe it still is, I haven't lived in Germany in twenty years), it was completely normal for people to get out of their cars and piss on the side of the road. This American woman was not used to it, and when confronted with a man doing just that as she walked down the street, she said, "GROSS!"

He grinned and said, "Danke!"

Gross in German means "big."

Hogge Wild posted:

CobiWann posted:

Toriori posted:

Funny Seinfeld comes up, I just went to the walk-in clinic and there was a little toddler named Seven there. My guess is it's either a Seinfeld reference or the parents were trying to be unique.

Marcade posted:

Anyone who can call an audible.

minato posted:

Singham is on Netflix. It's about a super-honest good-guy cop who is hounded by this comic-book mobster villain, and the ending isn't him putting the bad guy behind bars. He instead convinces all the cops to help him torture and murder the bad guy and then conspire to cover it up.

OMG BYZANTIUM posted:

I would like to avoid going where I can get attacked by a "mountain screamer."