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NoneMoreNegative posted:Well, it's pretty obvious to me that planes need razor-sharp leading wing-edges to combat this giraffe menace. Yeah, and then the giraffe's head gets to spend two minutes still alive panicking on the ground wondering why its in pain and can't move. You know how much blood half a giraffe's neck can hold?
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May 16, 2014 17:00
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Depends on which way it falls. If it lands on its side with the carotid artery sticking up, gravity could be enough to keep it flowing for a bit. Hang on, I need to model this out in matlab.
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May 16, 2014 17:20
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:Well, I guess you're right, as progressive as it'd be I guess we can't have a retarded person be a monarch. *15th century spain looks right back at you or maybe somewhere over your left shoulder*
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Jun 3, 2014 15:31
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In the fourth panel a young stephan pastis picks up that crumpled piece of paper and decides what he wants to do for the rest of his life.
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Jun 9, 2014 16:03
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I always wondered why Sega did so well in the UK.
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Jul 29, 2014 17:06
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Seems like the kind of thing that just jumps out at you. Especially when he barks.
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Jul 31, 2014 18:36
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Reminder that whenever you see a news story about 'China' doing some crazy thing, it's actually just one person in China doing an art project or something. Half the time the whole story is just made up from a single contextless photo the content editor found online. Need a fluff piece in a hurry? Do a GIS for 'weird china' and just pick the first image in a high-enough resolution.  Chinese Government Creates Robots to Replace Aging Rickshaw Workforce
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Aug 1, 2014 19:07
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Shnag posted:Whats up fellow Islander goon Pleads posted:
Jesus, get a gable already.
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Aug 2, 2014 02:34
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Game of Scones A Song of Icing and Fire The Iron-fortified Throne Wintersquash Bread is Coming Daenerys Stormborn, Mother of Dragons, Calabrese of the Great Grass Sea A Lannister Always Pays his Debts After Buying Stuff on Credit at a Supermarket Bakery George R.R. Martin (the R.R. stands for Rye Roll) Carb-Eater Dinklage
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Aug 13, 2014 17:24
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Captain Trips posted:
For some reason, British people think Florida is a beautiful tropical paradise. It's the number one overseas vacation destination there. I don't know how word hasn't spread, maybe not enough people are making it back alive.
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Aug 15, 2014 22:24
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Such youthful naivety.
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No, that would be spelled "A heggplant, gently caress."
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Aug 21, 2014 23:35
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Cacafuego posted:gently caress yeah dogaroo.  ?
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Sep 4, 2014 03:45
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Imagine 4 balls on the edge of a cliff... No, that's a different game. 
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Sep 8, 2014 18:02
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drat, what potion do you have to drink to be able to do that?
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Sep 13, 2014 22:30
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It doesn't include Canada, but it guessed either Buffalo, NY or Vancouver, OR, which pretty much covers the span. They should add in a learning algorithm like Akinator so eventually it'll be able to pinpoint the town in Mumbai you grew up in by how differently you pronounce 'keef halak' and 'keef halek.'
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Nov 12, 2014 02:52
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Yeah, it's no big secret that most of your a-list celebrities are immortals who change their identities every so often. Here's a photo of Jay-Z taken in 1939:  Here's Orlando Bloom in 1880:  And Rocky himself, Sylvester Stallone, captured in a fresco by Raphael: 
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Nov 19, 2014 04:25
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Turtlicious posted:The lost letter spell out bingo, you didn't know this? That can't be right, the 42nd letter of the english alphabet isn't O, it's ▀̿
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Dec 13, 2014 16:22
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The seventies were a weird time in canadian fashion. You couldn't walk down Queen street without passing three new bonnet shops.
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Jan 7, 2015 18:41
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Fingerless gloves are useful for a lot of fitness activities, so they are also worn by people who never got past the childhood stage where they thought putting on a cape and jumping off the roof of the garage would let them fly like superman.
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Jan 9, 2015 17:14
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Foxkit posted:You mean a viking god funeral, otherwise you'll just be buried like the rest I'd settle for a chieftain's funeral. Big party and a huge pyre with six or seven sacrificial thralls.
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Jan 15, 2015 17:51
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I thought world leaders were prohibited from entering these pageants. The Duchess of Ontario herself participating in this kind of gaudy display is a black mark on the entire Canadian royal family.
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Jan 22, 2015 17:51
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the plasma ball thing could be cool if it was actually integrated into the body of the guitar and not just hot glued to the side of it by some idiot ODing on etsy
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Jan 28, 2015 17:04
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See, every time that gets posted, people say that. The skeleton was carved by the dollmaker for the sake of realism. All 206 bones, anatomically accurate to the point that it looks completely convincing, because he wanted the joints of that stuffed animal to move realistically while he's posing/loving it. There are no in-progress photos of the bones being carved and sanded, no before and after shots of that curiously rusty, bloodlike stain being applied. We only know it's wood because the guy who made it said so. I understand the innate desire to give the benefit of the doubt when the alternative is so repulsive, but occam's razor still applies. That's a furry fuckdoll made out of a dead body.
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Jan 29, 2015 04:37
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:It's a (afaik) circa-2000 candid photo of a fit, topless gal in the middle of a laugh, holding a wineglass. It was passed around like crazy back then. When it popped up in a thread here, someone said "her tits look like they're sculpted from marble" and in one of my favorite posts loving ever, another guy says "then let my dick be a chisel." I'd link the drat thing but google can't find it and the disc is in the attic and And here I thought you were talking about bottleguy. Figured it was his equivalent of hello.jpg Bottleguy's kind of a weird story. Came up around the same time as goatse and tubgirl, but never got the same following. If that is not enough context for you to figure out what kind of image that is, feel free to look it up!
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I'm never watching The Nature of Things ever again.
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