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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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This is good.

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Nov 7, 2009

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DrBouvenstein posted:

Corporate surveys are so full of BS it's laughable:


The most likely explanation is that the research firm who did the survey has a blanket, catch-all one for every company they have as clients, but it's more entertaining to think of a bunch of upper-level managers sitting at a conference table saying poo poo like,
"Ok, we all know that BP makes people feel free and independent...but we need to find out just how free and independent."

I also share BP's unethical values.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Chard posted:

You're better off with a box of 'wine' to match your box of 'food'

e: oops that's balls for a new page, have some baby tigers at least



Those are awesome.

Also malbec is a type of grape so you can deffo get it in boxes, or as they call them in Australia, goons.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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It's weird how my brain pieced together that that dude is Tywin Lannister now based on vaguish recollections of Last Action Hero.

And probably having heard that before but that was the first time it clicked.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Deadly Chlorine posted:

PornHub's advertising stunts are always intentionally bizarrely hilarious, it's great. :allears:

Also where did the thread title come from? I did not remember seeing a whole lot of David Mitchell pictures in the previous thread.

David Mitchell's cameo in Jarhead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l47WKDeVWGU

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Ozz81 posted:

Every time I've seen a variation of this sign I wanna run full steam toward the door and punt the gently caress out of that goose

I would stand back and take your picture.

It probably wouldn't end the way you are imagining.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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rodbeard posted:

They're a protected species. You aren't allowed to kill any migratory animal.

Canada geese often don't migrate.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Smells like Teen Spirit.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Picnic Princess posted:

Totally something my grandpa would have said. We used to drive by a store that said "We sell mattresses for less!" And every single time he said the same lame joke "Les shops there!" I think I heard it 200 times. He also had dementia, so there's that.

My favorite thing about dementia is that you will end up having no musical discretion whatsoever later in life. You'll start off being all "I only listen to Johnny Cash and John Denver" and then mom will call you up one day and whoops it sounds like grandpa is listening to gangster rap and acid jazz or some poo poo.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

In the US, you can register for permission to destroy Canada geese nests and eggs on private property. You can also get one that allows killing them, but I'm not sure of the specifics as to how you get that. To get the permission to destroy the eggs and nests all you have to do is register on a government web site.

Yeah it's hilariously easy.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Shifty Nipples posted:

Geese are assholes. We've been over this already please try to keep up.

They remember when mammals were relatively new and won't let us forget it.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Chard posted:

Wow bro you sure told off that guy, nice job. Let's all shut up and look at this thing!



The writing is on the inside of the loving ring, god dammit.

By all of the Eldar and the Valar I curse thee.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Pi Soup posted:

In case anyone's wondering where this is from here you go http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html. The full email chain is excellent.

Seconding.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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What is Boondock Saints?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Philip J Fry posted:

Speaking of which, Bill Watterson did a thing.

When I saw this I immediately knew it was Watterson.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Really Pants posted:

The winners are immediately mocked by the losers.

Fuckin tryhards imo.


syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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DrBouvenstein posted:

I admire their restraint to not use the black guy for the Chocolate Chex.

But there's a missing person...a yellow-sleeved left arm at the end of the Cinnamon Chex, but it's a green-sleeved shirt on the left of the Rice Chex.

Most stores don't stock the Potato Chex.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Boneitis posted:

Is there any webcomic that I like that goons can't take a huge steaming poo poo on?

I like Oglaf and Whomp. And Achewood.

e: and goons not realizing that Kelly comics are satire never fails to be funny.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Stex T posted:

Oh no, not LOTTERY TICKET!

It's sad because ADULT BOOKS is the only shop in their universe where you can find a copy of The Handmaid's Tale.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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General Specific posted:

The only safe course of action is to slide down it in a laundry basket.

What are you 8?


Use a sleeping bag.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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TontoCorazon posted:

gently caress it, full on sprint down every time you come down. Make sure you have insurance though.

I would recommend getting a cat that likes sleeping in unpredictable places (so any cat really) and then every morning is an adventure!

Also unscrew the light bulb in the stairwell.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Hit or miss Clitoris posted:

I know it can't, but please tell me this is what happens at the other end of nirvana.

Bodhirattva vow.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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karl fungus posted:

What if it was "eggs Hitler" like you could have "eggs Benedict"

Waiter my eggs are frozen. Also they taste like amphetamines and failure.

Is this a bullet?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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RyokoTK posted:



"Graham!"

That loving game. :argh:

Nearly :nws: http://i.imgur.com/xPru4jD.jpg

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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zoux posted:

I guess if you were getting hosed by the Horse?

How quickly we forget Mister Hands.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Lotish posted:

Now I want the Orient Americas to exist.

Read The Man in the High Castle.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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13Pandora13 posted:

Hang on a drat second here...does that say 150 cahttp://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/05/health/05pork.html?pagewanted=alllories? How is there that much cholesterol and so few calories?! I feel like calories from fat should be...way higher. :psyduck:

I feel like anything containing brains should be labeled as a good way to get your own brain hosed up.

So far we have learned that human brain consumption is a bad idea: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

That cow brain is not a good choice and in fact cow brain consuming cows can give you BSE: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_spongiform_encephalopathy

And pig brains are not exempt from this either: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/05/health/05pork.html?pagewanted=all

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Haha, this is totally faked. Look at the way the remaining crusts are carefully arranged. Pitiful.

1/5

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Goober Peas posted:



I don't even know...:ohdear:

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Champions 2014

'Funny strange' I guess.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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theflyingorc posted:

hahahahah yeah, sure, I constantly see groups of women looking at men like that. Yup, happens all the time.

Diet soda commercials lied to me? :monocle:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Snapchat A Titty posted:

How precious, that you live in a country, where idiots, don't overuse, commas, every day.

I seriously get winded when I read those sentences sometimes. Somehow I subconsciously start a new breath every time there's a comma and end up deoxygenated.

You're killing me.


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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Obdicut posted:

Bananas kind of look like penises.

Example:



Flight of the Navigator getting rebooted? Count me in.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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I'm pretty sure that's medical hardware of some kind.

Probably a colostomy bag.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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ubergnu posted:

Some cars says 'speed'. Some cars says 'elegance'. Some cars says 'Gwwuuhuuuuh?'.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Dracula Factory posted:

The word Jazz (for the music genre at least) comes from jasmine perfume that New Orleans hookers wore, which is why it would occasionally be spelled jass or jasz.

One time Kurt Cobain's band mates found out that he was loving a teenager and wrote "kurt smells like teen spirit" on the wall. Thus grunge was born.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Solice Kirsk posted:

I ain't lion when I tell you he committed multiple felinies.

Have you no pride?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Chard posted:

i'm having flashbacks to that banme thread oh nooo :gonk:

It's weird when someone gets banned for something and then they stick it in the goldmine for everyone to see forever but with :nws: tags.

I mean maybe it's in some other part of the gas archives or whatever but it's still there. Cost the guy ten bucks but imagine the pageviews it's had over the years.

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Nov 7, 2009

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hooah posted:

What thread are you talking about? It doesn't sound at all familiar to me (granted, I don't keep up on forums drama).

Keyboard Goop

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