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This is good.
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# ¿ May 4, 2014 09:11 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 09:55 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Corporate surveys are so full of BS it's laughable: I also share BP's unethical values.
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# ¿ May 14, 2014 23:27 |
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Chard posted:You're better off with a box of 'wine' to match your box of 'food' Those are awesome. Also malbec is a type of grape so you can deffo get it in boxes, or as they call them in Australia, goons.
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# ¿ May 17, 2014 03:37 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2014 08:01 |
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It's weird how my brain pieced together that that dude is Tywin Lannister now based on vaguish recollections of Last Action Hero. And probably having heard that before but that was the first time it clicked.
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# ¿ May 20, 2014 05:35 |
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Deadly Chlorine posted:PornHub's advertising stunts are always intentionally bizarrely hilarious, it's great. David Mitchell's cameo in Jarhead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l47WKDeVWGU
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# ¿ May 22, 2014 06:12 |
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Ozz81 posted:Every time I've seen a variation of this sign I wanna run full steam toward the door and punt the gently caress out of that goose I would stand back and take your picture. It probably wouldn't end the way you are imagining.
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# ¿ May 24, 2014 20:25 |
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rodbeard posted:They're a protected species. You aren't allowed to kill any migratory animal. Canada geese often don't migrate.
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# ¿ May 24, 2014 21:25 |
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Non Serviam posted:Toy PEDO Smells like Teen Spirit.
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# ¿ May 25, 2014 02:51 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Totally something my grandpa would have said. We used to drive by a store that said "We sell mattresses for less!" And every single time he said the same lame joke "Les shops there!" I think I heard it 200 times. He also had dementia, so there's that. My favorite thing about dementia is that you will end up having no musical discretion whatsoever later in life. You'll start off being all "I only listen to Johnny Cash and John Denver" and then mom will call you up one day and whoops it sounds like grandpa is listening to gangster rap and acid jazz or some poo poo.
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# ¿ May 26, 2014 23:46 |
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:In the US, you can register for permission to destroy Canada geese nests and eggs on private property. You can also get one that allows killing them, but I'm not sure of the specifics as to how you get that. To get the permission to destroy the eggs and nests all you have to do is register on a government web site. Yeah it's hilariously easy.
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# ¿ May 27, 2014 19:20 |
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Shifty Nipples posted:Geese are assholes. We've been over this already please try to keep up. They remember when mammals were relatively new and won't let us forget it.
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# ¿ May 27, 2014 20:13 |
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Chard posted:Wow bro you sure told off that guy, nice job. Let's all shut up and look at this thing! The writing is on the inside of the loving ring, god dammit. By all of the Eldar and the Valar I curse thee.
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# ¿ May 29, 2014 23:06 |
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# ¿ May 30, 2014 08:42 |
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Pi Soup posted:In case anyone's wondering where this is from here you go http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html. The full email chain is excellent. Seconding.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2014 05:39 |
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What is Boondock Saints?
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2014 07:08 |
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Philip J Fry posted:Speaking of which, Bill Watterson did a thing. When I saw this I immediately knew it was Watterson.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2014 20:52 |
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Really Pants posted:The winners are immediately mocked by the losers. Fuckin tryhards imo.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2014 01:51 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:I admire their restraint to not use the black guy for the Chocolate Chex. Most stores don't stock the Potato Chex.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2014 02:36 |
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Boneitis posted:Is there any webcomic that I like that goons can't take a huge steaming poo poo on? I like Oglaf and Whomp. And Achewood. e: and goons not realizing that Kelly comics are satire never fails to be funny.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2014 04:09 |
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Stex T posted:Oh no, not LOTTERY TICKET! It's sad because ADULT BOOKS is the only shop in their universe where you can find a copy of The Handmaid's Tale.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2014 23:51 |
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General Specific posted:The only safe course of action is to slide down it in a laundry basket. What are you 8? Use a sleeping bag.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 06:41 |
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TontoCorazon posted:gently caress it, full on sprint down every time you come down. Make sure you have insurance though. I would recommend getting a cat that likes sleeping in unpredictable places (so any cat really) and then every morning is an adventure! Also unscrew the light bulb in the stairwell.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 07:24 |
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Hit or miss Clitoris posted:I know it can't, but please tell me this is what happens at the other end of nirvana. Bodhirattva vow.
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2014 08:35 |
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karl fungus posted:What if it was "eggs Hitler" like you could have "eggs Benedict" Waiter my eggs are frozen. Also they taste like amphetamines and failure. Is this a bullet?
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2014 06:22 |
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RyokoTK posted:
That loving game. Nearly http://i.imgur.com/xPru4jD.jpg
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2014 18:15 |
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zoux posted:I guess if you were getting hosed by the Horse? How quickly we forget Mister Hands.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2014 18:36 |
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Lotish posted:Now I want the Orient Americas to exist. Read The Man in the High Castle.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2014 19:18 |
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13Pandora13 posted:Hang on a drat second here...does that say 150 cahttp://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/05/health/05pork.html?pagewanted=alllories? How is there that much cholesterol and so few calories?! I feel like calories from fat should be...way higher. I feel like anything containing brains should be labeled as a good way to get your own brain hosed up. So far we have learned that human brain consumption is a bad idea: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease) That cow brain is not a good choice and in fact cow brain consuming cows can give you BSE: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_spongiform_encephalopathy And pig brains are not exempt from this either: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/05/health/05pork.html?pagewanted=all
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 03:42 |
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Haha, this is totally faked. Look at the way the remaining crusts are carefully arranged. Pitiful. 1/5
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 21:14 |
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Goober Peas posted:
Manicure Trivia Contest Champions 2014 'Funny strange' I guess.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 01:34 |
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theflyingorc posted:hahahahah yeah, sure, I constantly see groups of women looking at men like that. Yup, happens all the time. Diet soda commercials lied to me?
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 05:40 |
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Snapchat A Titty posted:How precious, that you live in a country, where idiots, don't overuse, commas, every day. You're killing me. caption not macro
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2014 01:00 |
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Obdicut posted:Bananas kind of look like penises. Flight of the Navigator getting rebooted? Count me in.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2014 18:36 |
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I'm pretty sure that's medical hardware of some kind. Probably a colostomy bag.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 23:41 |
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ubergnu posted:Some cars says 'speed'. Some cars says 'elegance'. Some cars says 'Gwwuuhuuuuh?'.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2014 18:15 |
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Dracula Factory posted:The word Jazz (for the music genre at least) comes from jasmine perfume that New Orleans hookers wore, which is why it would occasionally be spelled jass or jasz. One time Kurt Cobain's band mates found out that he was loving a teenager and wrote "kurt smells like teen spirit" on the wall. Thus grunge was born.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 21:34 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I ain't lion when I tell you he committed multiple felinies. Have you no pride?
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2014 02:39 |
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Chard posted:i'm having flashbacks to that banme thread oh nooo It's weird when someone gets banned for something and then they stick it in the goldmine for everyone to see forever but with tags. I mean maybe it's in some other part of the gas archives or whatever but it's still there. Cost the guy ten bucks but imagine the pageviews it's had over the years.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2014 23:06 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 09:55 |
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hooah posted:What thread are you talking about? It doesn't sound at all familiar to me (granted, I don't keep up on forums drama). Keyboard Goop
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 01:02 |