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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

A cobra got into my house toilet when I was a teenager. My mom drove it out by throwing corrosive drain-cleaning powder on it.

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

Bullshit, I've always seen the windshields of cars as eyes, and was finally glad someone else saw it too. :colbert:

Besides, Pixar artists said that giving them headlights eyes looked bad. I think it's because the parts of the car that are emoting is limited to a small area too low on their bodies. If you want proof for this, just find videos of Cars ripoffs that use headlights eyes for their characters.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Probably not the toughest name for a robot that is also a dinosaur.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Flaggy posted:

Why does the kid talk like that? Is that his normal speaking voice?

No, that's how "Fred" talks.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I hope that this is the result of someone in charge watching Fast & Furious 6.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

A redditor posted:

My daughter's list in case anything happens to her older brother.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

You can pay :10bux: to get your name on a car competing in the 24 Hours Nürburgring endurance race. This is on one of those cars (driven by a reader of Kotaku's sister site Jalopnik).

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

razorrozar posted:

Didn't Esmerelda end up with Phoebus, though? God drat it's been like 15 years since I watched that movie.

Yes, and then Disney made a straight-to-video sequel where Quasimodo gets a girlfriend.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

freelop posted:

Did she just look like a genderswapped Quasimodo?

She's just very Caucasian.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Wade Wilson posted:

You say that like those aren't literally the same thing (I say that as a caucasian).

It's more in the context of the original movie having a dark-skinned Roma lady that gets paired with the tall blonde guy instead of Quasimodo, and now they give Quasimodo this kinda typical-looking white animated leading lady.

razorrozar posted:

I'm pretty sure the Supreme Court ruled all Disney straight-to-video sequels legally non-canon.

They are making a pretty big deal out of this new TV movie about the teenage children of Disney movie villains.


Clockwise from top left: Jafar's son, Cruella's son, daughter of the Evil Queen from Snow White, and Maleficent's daughter.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Someone on Twitter asked Joss Whedon for more Buffy.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Fauxtool posted:

at this point do you just give up and scrap the business? Can you recover from the bad PR of, "If you fly with us, you will die"?

The company have been having financial problems for a while despite having one of the best services among the world's airlines. In Malaysia, there are talks about the government privatising or outright closing it (it's a mostly government-owned company).

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8tSq-fNNyk

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

George Clooney apparently got himself pregnant together with his fiance. What are the odds?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

kinmik posted:

Saw a sign last weekend for a FARMES MARKER.


The MSJ
May 17, 2010


You should really say what it's a spoiler for. Some people might not care about Avengers 2 spoilers and can safely read it. It's Game of Thrones

Content:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Only gay-hating alpha male jocks hang out together to lovingly massage each other.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Istari posted:

Will we ever find out what Curry owns ? Is it better than Pizza's kebabs ?

e: or is it "Pizza's kebabs curry is". In which case, what is a kebabs curry ?

It simply is.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I was browsing the iPads on display when suddenly

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


This is probably how the military chooses animals they use in We3.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

This is from the opening credits of this year's Godzilla movie. Originally, every word in that paragraph was blacked out except for Bryan Cranston's name.

The MSJ has a new favorite as of 12:59 on Sep 13, 2014

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

As the Earth turns, so do goons return to food chat.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

If you heard that the new Batmobile was stolen, they already caught the culprit.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

From the Awful Kickstarter thread:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/388011235/instant-artist-drawing-tool-z-stand?ref=popular

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Wendy Williams, talk show host and a person who just ate an actual crow.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Organza Quiz posted:

Entrée means main in America.



:stare: I don't live in the US, so until now I have no idea this is what it looks like over there.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

This is not the action feature I expected from this Superman toy.



Or maybe I should have: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfwHe0NqVvY

The MSJ has a new favorite as of 11:22 on Sep 17, 2014

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

It's really just a conspiracy to avoid people questioning why the buildings did not fall like a Jenga tower.

Taken from a Malaysian paper:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


quote:

Rent a horse for pornography sessions
Anyone interested can sent a PM

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

EXAKT Science posted:

That's very clearly an anime. Animes aren't real you dumb nerd.

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

If animes increasingly become increasingly gay, the quality of the animation will not suddenly drop or something.

The fan's fear is that he will lose the basically-sexual urge to purchase animes. Castration. And, without that urge, he'll come to the realization that he never actually liked anime in the first place. He was only in it for the unthreatening tits. Reality crumbles around him as he no longer has a 'hobby'.

Pictures:





The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Alabaster White posted:

I don't get it :confused:

iPhone bend

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Oh my God I love Chinese cartoonews. Are there more of these?

They have an entire Youtube channel:

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4G3lPPWm6qtoWtRk4vyGwg

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