syscall girl posted:

Those are awesome.

Also malbec is a type of grape so you can deffo get it in boxes, or as they call them in Australia, goons.

karl fungus posted:

The worst part about that video is when one kangaroo paws at the other's head for a few moments and waits for it to get up before strangling it.

Slim Killington posted:

http://www.mmyvofficial.org/

I still can't tell if it's satire or not.

mmyv posted:

“INJECTING”

NECROSIS: Injected “marijuana” has become notorious for producing severe tissue damage, phlebitis and gangrene, sometimes requiring limb amputation in short-term users. The amount of tissue damage is so high that addicts’ life expectancies are said to be as low as two to three seconds, especially as they are often highly susceptible to infections and gangrene due to widespread HIV infection among injecting marijuana users, resulting in immediate death and addiction.

sugar mouse posted:

But we've got skulls on our hats!



(I love this and no-one seemed to get it)

Jabor posted:

You guys do realise that swimming near rocks (as opposed to swimming near a more forgiving, sandy beach) is legitimately a bad idea, right?

Moving water is a lot stronger than it looks, and if you end up with waves smashing you against the rocks repeatedly you're basically dead. Especially if it's an area without real lifeguard coverage.

Distorted Kiwi posted:

Is it Thor:20 already?

The Missing Link posted:

Giving her a Reich around.

Quiet Feet posted:

I hate it when my duck goes lamp

Chard posted:

Would.

Vulpes posted:

I think the trailing S after an apostrophe on a name ending in S varies by country. British English I'm pretty sure would just write Gus' (see also James', Chris', etc)

Either that or someone taught me the wrong way and I've been doing it wrong all these years.

Hihohe posted:

Our niche is that we naturally make tools to help us survive. Those loving lions and hyenas kept trying to eat us while we were trying to eat termites. Then after we got run up a tree one of our ancestors got the bright idea to try and clonk the predator that was waiting under the tree with a club. We are tied to tools, taking that from us is like declawing a tiger.

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

Holy poo poo I'm dying.

davidspackage posted:

gently caress the police.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

You're laughing now but when the zombie apocalypse happens and you find yourself trying to machete your way through a zombie horde on foot you'll be kicking yourself for not jumping onto the bikesaw bandwagon when you had your chance

#unlifehacks

Glottis posted:

This really looks like Anne Frank with an iPad next to Hitlermom. Please tell me this is Anne Frank with an iPad next to Hitlermom.

Wilford Cutlery posted:

It was an interesting thread until a mod gassed it.

theflyingorc posted:

Now that I think of it I've never seen Santa Clauss and Jesus in the same room at the same time, you don't think...could it be...?

Militant proselytizers of all stripes get really, REALLY weird about Santa Claus. Like, it's a fun story, almost every single adult you meet was told it as a child, it's probably not messing people up forever.

Erebus posted:

Tears In A Vial posted:

Why?

Aristophanes posted:

So egg nog in French is basically "milk of festive chicken"?

Bad Wolf posted:

This is funnier if you happen do be Dutch and/or Belgian.

mng posted:

are you assholes trying to force me to watch Red Dwarf or wtf is going on?

gently caress

Deteriorata posted:

Obviously, the dog is part boxer.

Say Nothing posted:

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Red_October_7000 posted:

Partly because there is a fundamental problem with chest tattoos on women -women's clothing has a huge variety of necklines, so a tattoo that is a complete image in one top is cropped awkwardly by another. This isn't exclusive to big breastbone pieces like the one in the picture, basically anything in any place that is routinely covered in part is troublesome, but it stands out especially with breastbone tattooing on women. This chick in particular has a friggin' ring through her nose like a bull and is wearing birth control glasses; her sense of style is, perhaps, a little confused. All that aside, I can't recall ever seeing a tattoo in that location that looked good on a woman. I'm not against tattooing in general at all; my Ex had something like seven and I've seen girls with full "sleeve" tattoos or pieces that go from ankle to hip which are quite pleasing to look upon indeed, it's just that particular location that is troublesome in my eye.

The flaming lip posted:

If you goony fuckers worked in something other than IT you would have any idea what you're talking about

Say Nothing posted:

Arx Monolith posted:

There's a pun? "I'm a Dorito in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way?"

Screaming Idiot posted:

That bottle must be be pretty large to hold a whole galleon of water.

voting third party posted:

It kind of works if the rest of the car is completely insane as well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qanlirrRWs