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karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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What is in that tub :stare:

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karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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Three of them just say "UTERUS"

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

are they SUPPOSED to be anuses?

http://edibleanus.com/

quote:

Initially Mr Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance aquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
Kangaroo meat is supposed to be lean as gently caress and delicious.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde

That is horrifying. :stare:

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
More of that buff kangaroo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65cWenZ1n5I

:stare:

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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amityville anus posted:

all my grandparents are dead

But now you'll never get to miss exams for free.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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The small cute ones they show you are just wallabies. Big kangaroos will gently caress your poo poo up.



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karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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For all that people like to talk about scary creatures in Australia, the worst for me will always be the fact that you have huge, buff bipedal things hopping all over the loving place. It wouldn't nearly be so bad if they were quadrupeds, but no.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
Yes, you can even see the plastic wrap.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
The worst part about that video is when one kangaroo paws at the other's head for a few moments and waits for it to get up before strangling it. :stare:

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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I'm pretty sure people don't want to see fat, sweaty, unkempt people with questionable fashion choices because they're gross, not because of some media conspiracy against them. No possible advertising campaign will ever make me think the person in that picture is attractive.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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Huge lips, widely set eyes, enormous balding forehead. Ouch. He can at least start by actually shaving.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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Why do you need to advertise a porn site?

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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Is space guy loving Brazil?

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
To be fair, Macaulay Culkin can be in the nightmares of your adulthood as well.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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Jay Leno would feel so inadequate in her presence.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
SMBC and xkcd are insufferable nerd comics for insufferable nerds.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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Nedroid is great.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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What if it was "eggs Hitler" like you could have "eggs Benedict"

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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nocal posted:

Did you ever notice how a Starbucks Wal-Mart Target? Costco or Sam's Club, but often a Target. McDonald's was once, but beyond a Borders (LOL), every night a retail.
Personal take on the Starbucks: a very

Yes.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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Yes. Most are even made in the same facilities.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
Well, if we're on the topic of Indian names..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dikshit

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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Considering the rigid gender roles enforced by Eastern Bloc societies, calling Papers Please transphobic is like saying Rome: Total War is racist for not having Native American units.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
If ads are visible in the first place, the person probably doesn't know how to take a screenshot.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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Failure to drive

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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Apparition posted:

Straight up looks like Nelson Mandela now

No, but this does:

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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But why does cow lady have human breasts and not udders? Immersion ruined.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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Reminds me of an old joke.

What do pedophiles and Star Trek fans have in common? They both like the next generation.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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Fully resealable?

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
I would guess cheese curds.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
I graduated from the same college that Jerry Seinfeld graduated from. He was a communications major in the 70s.

Guess who was there around the same time, and also graduated with a degree in special education? Picture the two of them possibly being in the same room together, taking a general education class.



Ron Jeremy.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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Your Gay Uncle posted:

Talk about a photo bomb!

:vince:

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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Wear one on each hand and never feel lonely again. :unsmith:

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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They caught him on mane street.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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Should've selected her belly and hovered over "Eraser"

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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Rapman the Cook posted:

I just vomited

Noice.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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Anora posted:

Your Children won't get Ds at this school.

:vince:

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karl fungus
May 6, 2011

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Microsoft is just scared of seven's market share, because seven ate nine.

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