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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

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Baron von Eevl posted:

Stupid as this is, this guy is the reason the Batcave is almost always shown with a giant penny hanging around. Seriously, GIS "batman giant penny batcave." It's pretty much always a giant penny and a t-rex.

History hasn't been kind to Joe Coyne. DC eventually scrubbed that story from their comics continuity and retconned the giant coin into a Two Face story.

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MoreLikeTen posted:

We're pretty much the only mammals that aren't ripped.

What are you even talking about. Human persons are the most ripped of all mammal persons






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MoreLikeTen posted:

This makes me really curious to know what animal body image issues are like, and what sorts of surgical enhancements animals would get if they could.

Elk get really self-conscious over male pattern balding



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Mar 30, 2012

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"Oh my god, what did I eat last night??"

Nigga I poo poo trains cobras

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Solice Kirsk posted:

This may be the funniest picture so far. I had no idea this could ever be a problem pilots would have to face.

The other problem airlines have in Africa is finding baggage handlers who can outrun the lions.




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Mar 30, 2012

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They used to have a problem with ants eating all the food in the airport cafeteria so they brought in some aardvarks to keep their numbers down but then they were overrun with aardvarks so they brought in some giraffes to chase the aardvarks away but then they were overrun with giraffes (and planes kept running into them) so they brought in some lions ....

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Mar 30, 2012

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From the cute animals thread:

atomicthumbs posted:



bulldog lab mix

It turns out that's there's a whole lot of bulldog mixes out there:



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Show the Founding Fathers a documentary about the Tea Party, force the Lumiere brothers to watch an Adam Sandler movie marathon, make Gutenberg read 50 Shades of Grey ...

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Mar 30, 2012

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Istari posted:

We could just cut out the middle man, and go back to the cave men. See if they decide to become celibate.

Cave men would loving love furry porn, cake farts and goatse. They would go out of their goddamned minds. They would make you their god.

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Mar 30, 2012

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Krispy Kareem posted:

You're cute. Since this was considered the epitome of early movie comedy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrRKm_V0lZU

I think most of our distant ancestors would be amazed we finally solved the Indian/Negro/Protestant problem.

"In the future movies will be in colour and have sound and be projected on screens two stories tall! They will be considered an art form but still incredibly popular, their creators and stars will be the highest lauded people in the land and they'll reap billions and billions in revenue!"
"We've invented the greatest invention in all history!"
"Oh and the entire industry will be controlled by jews."
"BURN THE CAMERAS. SHOOT ALL THE TECHNICIANS."

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Mar 30, 2012

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Poor guy looks like he's having an allergic reaction to something.

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Mar 30, 2012

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Ensign_Ricky posted:

Huh, so McDonald's came up with a new mascot for Happy Meals, did they? Let's just take a look...



Oh great, just when I thought the Annoying Orange craze was finally dying down they start applying it to other food items.

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Mar 30, 2012

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That's hosed up. They won't need three of them, one or two would be more than enough.

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Centripetal Horse posted:

Turkey in the Straw is not racist


Looks pretty racist to me. :shrug:

Of course it wasn't originally associated with racist caricatures but there was a 100 year period where it was popularized by minstrel acts where it definitely did gain that association since most people during that period associated it with blackface performances. After minstrelsy lost popularity it gradually lost that racist connotation and pretty much no one these days had any idea about it until that "The icecream truck tune is racist!" article appeared earlier this year.

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Mar 30, 2012

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TinTower posted:

Someone's probably going to dub over Wakko's America with the racist lyrics, aren't they?

Wakko is already racist. The design of the Animaniac's (black body, white face, white gloves) is based on the classic 1920s/30s characters like Mickey Mouse, Bosko and others which were based on minstrel caricatures. Walt Disney was inspired to create Steamboat Willie when he saw The Jazz Singer.

And that's why the Animaniacs wear minstrel gloves.

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Mar 30, 2012

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Kanfy posted:

I knew that goons are unable to tell faces apart but I wasn't aware that it also applied to aircraft.

It's David Messerschmittell

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Istari posted:

I ran a GIS for 'bear tongue', but all I got was some nightmare fuel.

Maybe you and bear tongues just got off to a bad start

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Mar 30, 2012

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Istari posted:

I wasn't aware that bears liked bubble gum.


They can't get enough of it


Sometimes their love of gum get commemorated via furniture

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Mar 30, 2012

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It's more likely than you think

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coleman francis posted:

is that bear doing an impression of miley cyrus?

If it was twerking there might be something to that but bears are into much more :black101:brutal:black101: music

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Mar 30, 2012

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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Anus Tart sounds like something you'd find in a traditional British cookbook.

Or a traditional British boarding school

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Mar 30, 2012

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Polaron posted:

That was 'Turn-On'. 'Heil Honey' made its way all the way through the first episode, presumably because all of the higher ups at Galaxy were too stunned by the Kristallnacht joke to do anything but stare helplessly.

There was also a 1992 show Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos where the station owner Kerry Packer famously tuned in, hated it and rang the station and ordered it to be taken off immediately. The host Doug Mulray was also banned for life from appearing on that station but eventually returned after Packer died, and the show was aired in full :nws: in 2008.

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Mar 30, 2012

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Special delivery!

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Stoatbringer posted:

Wait until he starts shooting webs.

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PittTheElder posted:

A thing of beauty. I've wanted to see one of these for so long.

Those family stickers actually come in really handy in certain circumstances

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv-0Sr-BV5A

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Mar 30, 2012

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BrianBoitano posted:

Is this supposed to say something without the mirror, as well as the hidden message? I think it wants to be ambigram like this:

but I can't see a second word/message looking at it any other way...

It gets worse, people are now getting lovely ambigrams tattooed permanently into their skin. Most people at least get it tattooed onto a limb so they can flip them easily but then there's guys like this:



"This guy was sucking my dick the other day and I think his tattoo said 'cursed' from that angle and only that angle but I couldn't really make it out ..."

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Mar 30, 2012

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PromethiumX posted:

What in the gently caress is wrong with that guys back? Is it swolen?

I think it's just the excess ink which has been rubbed off to the side, plus the photo has a slight fisheye lens effect

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Mar 30, 2012

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Shelf Adventure posted:

Ambigrams ideally mean you can read two different words depending on the angle. In practice, especially when it comes to tattoos,it means you can read 0 words.

I've seen one or two which work well and are clearly legible in both views:


Most are a goddamned mess:


"Berdwole" :downs:

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Mar 30, 2012

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Unfunny Poster posted:

Anyone who gets that style of tattoo ends up having an atrocious "work of art"

My favourites are the ones that say the exact same thing in both views but are so badly designed that they're illegible. The whole point of ambigrams is that they're two designs in one, why they gently caress would anyone get a lovely unreadable ambigram that says the same thing twice?

This one is even on the guy's torso he can't 'flip' the ambigram to show you the exact same 'alternate' text without standing on his head.


live For ever

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Mar 30, 2012

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Beatnik-Filmstar posted:

That looks nothing like "Toby" no matter how I look at it.

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caveman thug poo poo posted:

It says Kunta Toby.

:colbert:

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Mar 30, 2012

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Weltlich posted:

Isn't that just basically "Scientology: The Movie!"?

Dean Cain is a hardcore Christian actor, appearing in such films as God's Not Dead which is a 113 minute dramatization of the "Christian Student vs Atheist Professor" stdh.txt story.

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Mar 30, 2012

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Johnny Aztec posted:

"Oh, I'm sorry officer, was I farting?"

" I feel the need. The need for farts"



Thats it, I am 12 years old, and this is hilarious.


Those aren't dust clouds. :ssh:

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Mar 30, 2012

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kizudarake posted:

Corn snakes are really bite-y.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Insert the other end :cripes:. Have none of you used a snake to fix constipation before?

You're thinking of cornhole snakes

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